OMG - I could LIVE on Laughing Cow Cheese - I never even thought of taking that out! Doesn’t it get a bit tricky extracting the gooey cheese from the crumpled foil at a crisp gallop, though?
The wine bottles…I bought mine in 4-packs at the Liquor Barn when I went to Rolex. I still have a few - the wine wasn’t great, but the bottles are; I see one says “Suttom Home Family Vineyards” and another says “Beringer California Collection.”
Swigging from one right now, actually, having dug it from the depths of the fridge - and looking at the design, which is a regular screw-top, it should be simple enough to thread a needle with some brightly coloured knitting wool, so (a) no-one else would be seen dead with it, so you don’t have to share, and (b) so if/when you drop it you can find it in the long grass. Stick the needle up through the lid, big knot in the end now inside the lid, and wrap the wool around the neck of the bottle and knot it a couple of times - voila, red-neck flask!
The fruitcake doesn’t seem to go soggy, oddly enough. I guess it would if you really drowned it in booze, but I’ve never had that problem. 
You can buy Nuu-Med pads online from their website, and there are a few sellers on Ebay UK, too, who’ll ship to N America without breaking the bank. If you’re shipping to the US, you should be able to get the 17% VAT knocked off, not from the Ebay sellers usually, but certainly from big retailers like Ride-Away.
http://www.nuumed.com/index.html
Mmm…Laughing Cow Cheese, plonk from my red-neck flask, and boozy Christmas cake: it’s not just for breakfast any more!