4 Likes
I promise not to bring any recording devices, or to call any building inspectors, fire marshalls, or SafeSport.
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When all else fails I can just drop off my elderly mother, who can annoy anyone out of a room in 12 hours or less.
38 Likes
Is she on this board?
9 Likes
Thankfully, no. She just figured out how to text like, last week. I think message boards will forever be in the year 3000 for her.
14 Likes
I shall tell funny court stories!
8 Likes
That reminds of the recurring Conan O’Brien bit about the year 2000.
3 Likes
I’ll cook all the meals!
11 Likes
I’ll be the bouncer as long as I don’t have to run after anyone
10 Likes
If anyone needs help with the dryer they can call me and I’ll talk them through it.
30 Likes
4 Likes
I’m in, if you all will have me.
6 Likes
Name your talent!
2 Likes
I’ll need to put “blue saddle inn” on my mailbox.
26 Likes
Winner.
4 Likes
Do we get like Team Robes or something?
7 Likes
Embroidered with EIM
4 Likes
If I promise not give the middle finger can I play too?
9 Likes
No. That will be your job.
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