It is cold! Brrrr
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Cold as a…guinea pig who didn’t get no carrots! Humph!
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Notice the powdered sugar on her sweet mouth from her doughnut! I would say this is me, but that would be presumptuous!
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Like Gus McCray, you all done shriveled my pod. I guess it wasn’t gonna get none, anyway.
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My barn gives warm water for drinking in freezing temps. The horses really drink it a lot. Helps oodles for avoiding many colics.
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I’m STILL waiting for @hut-ho78 's proof of her blatant claim of fact.
Either produce your proof or edit your absurd post.
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I’m waiting!
I first saw a pink H for Hut-Ho replyin’. She’s saving it all for later, wait and see. H is here! She’ll see us through!
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You might wait and be disappointed. There have been many times that the end result was one sentence.
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So…
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There have been over 3,000 posts since I last dropped by, so I’ll admit I’ve skimmed a bit to try to catch up, but I have a question for the legal professionals:
If a civil case were brought against a pirate for murder most foul by a consistently humorless seafarer,
And if that curiously hawkish seafarer had been made to walk the plank by the pirate’s mate,
And if that mate were never provided with W2s, but were instead paid in kind through the provision of bed, board, brandy, and of course booty,
And if the churlishly heedless seafarer inspired this punishment by interrupting every one of Fezzik’s charming rhyming couplets and steering the ship toward the Cliffs of Insanity,
And if, as a result of walking the plank, the caustically hyperbolic seafarer were only mostly dead,
And if this covertly heartless seafarer’s only purpose for living were ‘to blave’,
And if Jim E. Stark, who failed to disclose whether he was licensed as an EMT or as a superhero, assisted in getting the slightly alive but clearly hopeless seafarer to Miracle Max,
But inconsistencies existed in transcripts made of his illegal and mysteriously missing recordings,
And nobody served proper 3-day emergency eviction notices to any hamsters before spinning their wheels,
Then, my dear, esteemed legal professionals, regarding the assignment of comparative neglegence: does it matter if the movie in my head resembles Better Call Saul more than My Cousin Vinny? And can a person be held legally responsible for understanding the word ‘verbatim’ or appropriate use of quotation marks?
Asking for a friend.
Oh and because I’ve noticed that plain language isn’t always sufficient for communicating complex legal concepts on this forum, feel free to illustrate your answers with amazing drawings, interpretive ninja dances, or if you’re elderly enough to have been on the internet in the pre-Mean Girls era, a hamster dance.
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Here’s your advice!!!
Evasive maneuvers!
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Bahahahaha!!
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I guess you also think that nurses and radiology technicians and phlebotomists and dental hygienists and optometrists and the like cannot refer to themselves as “health care professionals.”
Once again you display your propensity for faulty logic. 
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You guess incorrectly.
I love you. 
Platonically of course. I don’t want this getting weird or anything LOL
There’s always a chance of a surprise verdict but I think the hamsters agree this case may be beyond “if the hamster wheel don’t fit, you must acquit”.
And yes I know these are guinea pigs. I blame Google.
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Best Western ever made. Baby.
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You can refer to me any way you please.
I’ll continue to refer to myself as I see fit, and with a smile noting you won’t (once again) answer my question and instead wish to goad me.
It does feel good to be right. 
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I love Carmy and Claire. Now I want some Guinea pigs.
Susan
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