My first hunt.....Not at all what I expected!!

A friend called me up a few weeks ago and asked if I wanted to go on a hunt. I kind of laughed, but then stopped as she was apparently being serious. News to me - I had no idea there were real hunts around here!

So I asked her what was involved. She said as a “guest” you can go second flight (or whatever its called, sorry, my hunt terminology is still quite random!). She said mostly walking/trotting, some cantering and jumps are optional.

OK, so I look at my trusty saint of a Thoroughbred who is a show hunter drop out, and figured, why not - lets go on a hunt!

So dressed to the nines in my black jacket, ratcatcher, stock tie etc. I hop on my fuzzy beast and start walking into the crowd (small crowd of about 20 horses). They instantly tried to get me and my friends drunk with countless glasses of Port. Kindly declining was not an option… so with feeling all tipsy and warm in the belly, the group of us headed down the road at a nice walk. We turn into the field…

THEN A FLAT OUT GALLOP… dear god, fuzzy thoroughbred has maybe done three laps at the canter of the indoor arena since summer. Ok, so coming to a forest enterance, figured we wold be slowing to a walk…no…we…still…gallop…

Finally, at the top of the mountain (ok, hill, but it felt like a freaking mountain) we hear HARK!!! I figured that one out. Silence… well, except for the panting coming from my horse. Then the howling of the dogs, and off we went again. Thankfully just trotting down the 90 degree hill.

So winding through the forests and fields, crossing rivers (who knew little TB liked to swim), and jumping over muddy spots (didnt like to swim in mud though), for about 2 hours…constantly galloping, and fearing for my life :slight_smile:

The “live hunt” which I was really sad about at the beginning, after 2 hours had swayed my opinion. “Just bloody kill the F***er”!!!

Alas, the huntmaster called the dogs in…with no kill. Apparently in the past 5 years their track record has been 2 snunks.

On the way back, a nice steady canter, jumping over gorgeous natural fences. Such a beautiful experience!

Somehow got the exhausted TB into the trailer, and went to the house for a post hunt gathering, which consisted of the BEST FOOD ever!!!

Little TB was a star, he knew the rules from the beginning (I whispered in his ear to stay close, but not to pass the dude in the red jacket). For his first hunt, he acted like he has been doing it for years.

So…as a “show ring hunter” rider, I give you all credit! Its not all about who has the prettiest mover, or the fanciest tack or the most expensive horse, You can certainly out drink the show hunter riders, out party them and know how to have FUN!!!

LOL…Awesome!!!:yes:

Amen, sister. :wink:

Dear Squash,
Your friend could have done a better job of getting you ready, though. You can go online and order a wonderful book called “Riding To Hounds in America.” It’s full of great advice. And it helps you get the terminology right, which will endear you to every man, woman, and child in the field. I would like to offer you a gentle “starter package” of hunt lore: those barky, waggy things that chase the quarry are never called dogs. Hounds they are, and hounds they’ll always be. Glad you had good sport.

Good grief, I’m glad I wasn’t there. I plan on Hill topping with a friend of mine who has hunted for years. She said the first hunt should be hill topping and we probably will walk the whole time. I can get to know the way the hounds work and my horse can figure things out from a quiet distance. She’s bringing her two boys on their ponies and I’m really looking forward to a nice albeit sedate day of hunting.

Okay, I was doing okay until I read this part. Now I’m laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my cheeks. :slight_smile: A fellow boarder of mine Hunts. I have heard so many interesting stories. I think the discipline is fascinating and would love to give it a try. But alas, I’m too chicken riding out in the open. But she has been kind enough to be my trail buddy at the farm property since her horse is literally bombproof. :smiley:

Cute post Bunny! You may have a second career as a comedy writer.

Awesome. Just Awesome! Every detail in your post exemplifies why I have fallen in love with Foxhunting. :slight_smile:

Love that little TB who kept you whole.

I would love to have you hunt with me!! :slight_smile:

Tally Ho! Yes, a little port makes one fearless! Sounds like you have a great horse for the sport. Great story!

Priceless! I love the “just kill the f>>>>R”…peed myself laughing!

OP - SO funny! But then, with a name like ‘Squish the Bunny’, I should have expected nothing less. I loved it.

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Good grief, I’m glad I wasn’t there. I plan on Hill topping with a friend of mine who has hunted for years. She said the first hunt should be hill topping and we probably will walk the whole time. I can get to know the way the hounds work and my horse can figure things out from a quiet distance. She’s bringing her two boys on their ponies and I’m really looking forward to a nice albeit sedate day of hunting.[/QUOTE]

Now that I could do! (And all these years I’ve been thinking I was getting too old …)
Now to find a local hunt, and someone nice to invite me out for a nice sedate day in the field!

And like you LSM1212, I get chicken out in the wide open spaces. :wink:

ah yes…!!

Haven’t we all had that feeling! The “lets just get this over with now, puhlease!!!” feeling on a run! (the “kill the f----” feeling! :D) Or like after a coupla long hours & miles hunting and you’re heading in and REALLY looking forward to that and your horse is exhausted, you are exhausted and in pain and well…then they hit just before the trailers and off you go…screaming…yup!! Sometimes its the END of the hunt you want!!

Some of my personal quotes…
“Oh please Jesus save me…”!!!
“Oh shit, not again!!”
“Are we done yet?!”
“I just can’t go another minute or I’m gonna die!”
“Poor baby, I know you’re tired…we’re almost home now!”
“We’re gonna have to step up that conditioning program of ours”…:uhoh::rolleyes:
“Oh I GOTTA lose some weight…!”
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Hummmm Wateryglen, those quotes also read like the part of a seedy romance novel or a No-Tell Motel room scene in a steamy late night cable t.v. show. :smiley: :cool: :stuck_out_tongue:

I’ve heard a lot of religion too in the hunt field. “Oh God”, “Jesus Christ” & “Lord save me” spoken in more of a Baptist revival cry than my Epsicopalian ears are use to. :cool: :smiley:

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I’ve heard a lot of religion too in the hunt field. “Oh God”, “Jesus Christ” & “Lord save me” spoken in more of a Baptist revival cry than my Epsicopalian ears are use to. :cool: :D[/QUOTE]

In the military there is a saying, “There are no atheists in foxholes.”

That seems to be true of foxhunting too. My favorite phrase is, “Sweet Jesus!”:lol:

Glad the OP had a great time.

read it, took a sip of coffee and then nearly choked…:lol::lol::lol: