Thanks for the giggles! Yes, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch might be the solution! Of course, those counties might not like that, either…
Here in St. Louis County, they probably would care if you drove a tank down the highway. That would certainly be safer considering the drivers around here.
I did see an eye doctor yesterday and have learned a few things — no definite diagnosis, but a couple of maybes… My eyes, for example overcompensate – that basically translates to my needing a strong prescription for my glasses than a normal eye exam indicates. Dilate my pupils so my eyes can’t overcompensate, and I need something stronger. So I’m getting my THIRD set of lenses this year. (Sheesh, $517 for the lenses, thank heavens the frames are ok.)
Hmmm, are you chasing those skunks out of Maryland and into St. Louis? We did have a skunk in my building at work this past spring. It smelled horribly, but wasn’t as bad as the flea infestation the year before that…