Non-horsey Olympics watchers - your favorite remarks/questions

Our poor broadband is making it very difficult to watch the grands prix online (only the freestyle on Monday will be aired on terrestrial TV here).

The TV was on while I was in another room, and my husband called out to me, “Come quickly, Carl Hester and Nip and Tucker are on!”

My husband (who is moderately horse knowledgeable) overheard a guy at buffalo wild wings just going on about eventing and how cool it was. “They had to go through water and everything!”