aww what a let down! the DNA sample just went poof and is in Narnia now? Maybe they can fast-track the next one.
Well, tie me to an ant hole and smear jam on my ears.
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Argh. Where would a DNA sample go?
It an old southern expression. Sort of a cousin to “well, blow me down flat.”
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Well, it is in just a regular envelope. There’s no way to tell from the outside that it’s holding the unrealistic hopes and dreams of a legion of fan girls. I suppose it went wherever missing mail goes via the USPS.
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So sorry to read this. Couldn’t they have just called or emailed you instead of mailing a fricken letter?!!!
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They’re very outdated! There is so much you can’t do online!
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Donut carnage is never a waste!
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Arrrggghhhh
(This meeting/letter) Shoulda been an email.
🤦
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Yeah, an email sent weeks ago!!
(I know, I know, they didn’t know it was lost right away. Still…#entitlementcomplex)
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Can a new sample be mailed certified or something?
To the attention of a specific person looking for it?
Wait, if they didn’t get the sample, how’d they know to contact you that it was missing, or where to contact you?
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I kind of want to do the whole thing over now. The pictures I sent to the JC are from two months ago when she was still looking very poor. My horse-owner ego wants a do-over with recent glamour shots!
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I don’t blame you at all! I’d 100% do that.
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You send one form to the JC with pictures and a reference number.
Another form to the lab with the DNA sample and the same reference number.
So I guess they have one but not the other.
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Man, what disappointment! Ugh!
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Damn mail. All that anticipation… no results.
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Perhaps mention to them that failure this time could result in an irate pack of Aunties descending on their offices.
We are kind of nuts aren’t we…
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Tell them the Committee to Identify Nosey is not amused. Our patience has been tried egregiously. We expect expedited results now. 
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