Most are like an ill fitting girdle. Be sure that you frequent a very dark bar.
Wear a girdle, and you’ll attract a guy who likes the way you look in a girdle. Wear breeches and a grubby tshirt, you’ll attract a guy who likes the way you look in breeches and a grubby tshirt. Which would you rather have?
I work in research and time and again the scientists say it isnt what is in the package but how it is packaged.
The most humble looking device better have plenty of bells and whistles attached to it to impress.
I’ll let you figure out how to carry off.
Besides everyone knows that unwrapping the present is the best part.
That’s just creative packaging 
are that NO, it is not false advertising…consider all that many women do to create the persona/picture that they want to show off-makeup, hair, clothes…
I personally am of the lazy set (can you say “married?”)…that really doesn’t give a rats ass about what I look like, and I rarely wear makeup. That said, you will at some point have to come clean, or stick to dark rooms . I think that to make the first impressions and MEET someone, I would certainly go for it. Hey, I may not wear makeup often, but it I am going somewhere important (like my 20th HS reunion), you’re damn right I went out and bought one of those “hold all your bits in” things-Hint though, you gotta get the ones with the long legs in them, if not, the “bits” spooge out from under the elastic and make icky looking dents of flab under tight dresses. Trust me on this…long legs with tummy control (hey, I’ve had two kids-I’m thin, but flabby)…You GO girl…I am all for creative packaging
“Wherever you go-there you are!”
A man who likes duct tape.
There is nothing misleading there. However, if you were to sport a padded bra and padded girdle (they actually have that…who the hell wants more butt???) then perhaps Mr. Picked up in a bar type would be crestfallen upon realizing the ruse.
otherwise my hair would remain a mousey brown (with some gray streaked through the temples).
and what about other accoutrements? no-one really has bright red lips or little gold thingies growing naturally out of their ear lobes…all very necessary in my book!
All I can wonder is (no flames you all) is that if MY butt, when I weigh like 125 can look this scary,what does the rest of the world look like?? 
Heidi? You know honey, it’s called exercise. I took ballet all last year and this summer, and the cellulite on the thighs disappeared. I also have to mention that eating a whole container of costco’s Rice Pudding in one sitting, or consuming a whole Strawberry/Rhubarb pie (also costco) under the guise of “it was a vegetable & fruit”, therefore it was nutritiuos(sp)—this is NOT a good thing. Pity you live so far away, we could make each other go to say the pool daily, so that donning a speedo would be enough incentive to do something-forget about the actual exercise!LOLOL
“Wherever you go-there you are!”
