Off-Topic: Philosophical query, is wearing a girdle a breach of trust?

[Heidi]

Not that I do, but oddly enough, I dreamed that I was a wearer of a girdle.

I’m still shaking many hours later at the thought of encasing my innards in a tight stretchy elasticized garment by Playtex.

I wonder, though, if I were a single gal, re-sculpting my body for a reconnaisance mission/hunt for Mr. Right, if I did squeeze myself into a girdle (after duct-taping the inevitable fat bubbles that always erupt on the thighs where the girdle leg stops) then propped up my fallen friends with a padded underwire bra two sizes too small, would I be guilty of faulty advertising?

[FairWeather]

you are most certainly to be found out sooner than later

Always,
FairWeather
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. - Jack Handy

http://www.fairweather.bizland.com/entrance.html

[HeyYouNags]

Cause it’s gonna would hurt like he** when he rips off that duct tape!

[Kryswyn]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hitchinmygetalong:
I think wearing “figure enhancing foundation wear” is a small crime compared to those who go under the knife for the sake of a cute nose, some cheekbone, a cleft chin, wrinkle-free skin, flat “tummies”, and bodacious ta-tas! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I just love the expression bodacious ta-tas!

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Imagine if two shallow, image-driven, surgically-enhanced singles meet and breed. Who is going to be the most surprised when Junior arrives with a HUGE nose and ears that Dumbo would envy?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually, this problem was addressed by Dear Abby not long ago. She said not to tell hubby about the nose job of 14 years ago now, but wait until the baby is born and see what it looks like!

~Kryswyn~
“Always look on the bright side of life, de doo, de doo de doo de doo”

[hobson]

It IS false advertising, but most discerning gentlemen I know are capable of recognizing the fake stuff right away.

[Waterwatch]

Heidi,

I’m not changing the contents of the gift, I’m just moving the parts around a little.

“May the happiest days of your past be the saddest days of your future.”

[Tin]

here’s the real question:

Is it fake advertising if a GUY wears a girdle and duct tapes his ta-tas?

<It’s all part of my ninja training >

[Bumpkin]

Mr Bumpkin who is a Design Engineer and quite intriqued by “Creative Packaging”, would love that answer.

Think I shall email that over to him right now.

[hitchinmygetalong]

I think wearing “figure enhancing foundation wear” is a small crime compared to those who go under the knife for the sake of a cute nose, some cheekbone, a cleft chin, wrinkle-free skin, flat “tummies”, and bodacious ta-tas! Imagine if two shallow, image-driven, surgically-enhanced singles meet and breed. Who is going to be the most surprised when Junior arrives with a HUGE nose and ears that Dumbo would envy?

HeyYouNags: LOVED to comment about ripping off the duct tape. I could just hear it now… OW!

“The simple truth is never simple and rarely true.”
-Oscar Wilde

[SimpsoMatt]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by heidi-ugh:
A man who likes duct tape.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you the one in black?

[Waterwatch]

You only have one chance to make a first impression.

It’s all in the presentation.

“May the happiest days of your past be the saddest days of your future.”

[Cactuskate]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hitchinmygetalong:
Imagine if two shallow, image-driven, surgically-enhanced singles meet and breed. Who is going to be the most surprised when Junior arrives with a HUGE nose and ears that Dumbo would envy? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFLMAO

It is a good thing we don’t have milkmen anymore? But then there are those UPS/FedEX delivery guys that could be blamed for the nose/ear deal.

“The older I get, the better I used to be, but who the heck cares!”

[Heidi]

That ain’t false advertising Tin, that’s a drag queen.

[Heidi]

But Waterwatch, don’t you think the disappointment (perhaps even horror) will be reminiscent of those Christmas mornings when you lunge at the beautifully wrapped present under the tree, complete with satin ribbon, and discover inside a damned souvenir trivet from Niagara Falls?

Quinn, before you so hastily dismiss it, why, yes, I would like some more bum, thank you.

Hobson, I don’t believe you. Men are dumb.

Yet further contemplations. If a girdle constitutes false advertising, what crime against humanity is committed if your fallen friends are duct-taped so that you can wear a halter dress?

[Heidi]

lilblackhorse, girl, you and I can form a new clique, The Thin but Flabby. Popped out three myself and though I remain skinny, I yearn for Janet Jackson’s abs. Just don’t feel like working too hard for it.

hitchinmygetalong, I’ve contemplated a nose job (man, what I’d give for a bridge) and catapult surgery for my fallen friends, but apparently, it’s very scarring and much more complicated than a simple boob job. Besides which, they keep my knees warm.

[Brookes]

You guys are killin’ me! I just snorted cereal out my nose! Keepin your knees warm, gawd Heidi I just about died!

Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my!!

[hobson]

Believe it, Heidi! My very own Mr Hobson, in fact, is a pro a spotting the fakes. We walk down the street, and he suddenly bleats, “fake, fake!” meaning fake boobs, fake tan. Our cycling pals are also quite good a spotting the fakes while whizzing past at 30 mph on a bike. I know because I’ve witnessed it, and I almost crashed my bike laughing.

[Waterwatch]

Heidi

ROTFLMAOTRDMF

“they keep my knees warm”

“May the happiest days of your past be the saddest days of your future.”

[jrmasm]

for that picture to show up!!!

My answer to the question<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>is wearing a girdle a breach of trust? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Who cares??? Men are stupid!!!

[Heidi]

Not that I do, but oddly enough, I dreamed that I was a wearer of a girdle.

I’m still shaking many hours later at the thought of encasing my innards in a tight stretchy elasticized garment by Playtex.

I wonder, though, if I were a single gal, re-sculpting my body for a reconnaisance mission/hunt for Mr. Right, if I did squeeze myself into a girdle (after duct-taping the inevitable fat bubbles that always erupt on the thighs where the girdle leg stops) then propped up my fallen friends with a padded underwire bra two sizes too small, would I be guilty of faulty advertising?