Oh, My...Craig's list, Menagery edition

[Alagirl]

Put your helmets on, ladies, you’ll be bouncing your head off the desk!

Looking to bread my 9 month old female Rottweiler just once. I have been told that if I allow her to bread once it will give her a motherly protective quality and mature her faster. I need her calmed down ASAP or I’ll have to rehome her & don’t want to do that. Stud owners can have one puppy of their choice for whatever litter of puppies is produced.

people that uninformed should not get large dogs…
any dogs, for that matter.

[twotrudoc]

I know a weird freaky little horny JRT who might fit the bill.

[redkat]

:lol:

I can’t get the image of a “breaded” dog out of my mind.

Italian or panko crumbs??

[Donkaloosa]

I’m thinking that if they bread the Rottie and deep fry her, she’s bound to just lay there afterwards and not cause any problems!

[S1969]

We once had someone ask if we’d let our stud dog “knock up” his Dalmatian for the same reason. That it would “even out” her temperament or something. The fact that they weren’t even the same breed didn’t seem to be a concern for him either. Ick.

Needless to say, we “passed” on the opportunity. :rolleyes: Which, incidentally, the guy thought was weird because he thought we’d “want” our boy to “get a little action”. Double ick.

[vacation1]

Funny how exercise and training and just being around the dog won’t do the trick - no, you need to get her pregnant before her first birthday to do that. Here’s hoping the owner doesn’t have female children.

[Bicoastal]

[QUOTE=vacation1;7541821]
Funny how exercise and training and just being around the dog won’t do the trick - no, you need to get her pregnant before her first birthday to do that. Here’s hoping the owner doesn’t have female children.[/QUOTE]:applause: I snorted coffee on my keyboard.

[Laurierace]

I just got this inquiry on my dog boarding face book page. I was like uh no?!?!?!?! Wouldn’t you at least know how to spell your dog’s breed before you tried to breed it? I didn’t ask who I was supposed to breed him to as I didn’t want to know!
Hi Laurie l have a long hair chawawa (maxwell) he’s 3 . Do you mate and breed he’s full blooded.?

[Alagirl]

[QUOTE=Laurierace;7542152]
I just got this inquiry on my dog boarding face book page. I was like uh no?!?!?!?! Wouldn’t you at least know how to spell your dog’s breed before you tried to breed it? I didn’t ask who I was supposed to breed him to as I didn’t want to know!
Hi Laurie l have a long hair chawawa (maxwell) he’s 3 . Do you mate and breed he’s full blooded.? [/QUOTE]

Sorry darling, I don’t mate with dogs…

:lol:

yeah…

[My_Two_Cents]

Too bad we can’t spay and neuter people that shouldn’t be passing their DNA on to off spring.