<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Saggy kept showing her co-workers where she kept her pencils <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Humpty
he was the one who was kicked out after making friends with everyones legs. I think he went some where with a wall or something…
<It’s all part of my ninja training 
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the fashion impaired- Frumpy.
The child dwarf -Mumpy (in honor of the Sumo toddler).
How could we forget the 1 legged dwarf-Stumpy.
Barfy!!! The dwarf with the sensitive stomach…
Sleazy???
I’m starting to get confused, can someone make a list?
Beat out Pasty for a solo gig as the Pillsbury Dough Boy…
The older female dwarf
formerly associated with Parker
Rowdy - got into too much trouble.
Scooty - just could not reach that itch any other way.
Smiley - you could never wipe that grin off his face.
Boney - not strong enough to go to work in the mines every day but can now be seen on TV as Ally McBeal.
Slimey - had a hard time doin’ all the dance moves but ended up in the Ghostbuster movies.
Jerky - just too beefed up compared to the other dwarfs.
Maxi - always had PMS.
Penny - not worth much.
Glassy - couldn’t ever focus on anything.
Phoney - didn’t know who he really was.
Petey - didn’t want to work with anymore short people since he had to put up with all the Little Rascals.
You found me!!!
you were supposed to spit at that blowing job, not swallow!!! 
Behind every good woman lies a trail of men
But here’s another one:
Leaky … because they didn’t have Depends back then.
Bulletin Board Goddess
Flashy, Flamey, and Farty.
It’s rumored that they also tried out for the Three Amigos but were cut from that as well, but third time’s a charm and they did make it on to the set of “The Terror of Tiny Town.”
(Yes, it’s a real movie - a black and white all midget Western! )
Squeamy … because his claustrophobia made working in the quaint woodland cottage all but impossible.
Bulletin Board Goddess
she and Horny caused quite the scene, which can now be purchased here for $19.99…
Behind every good woman lies a trail of men
Dudley … because he just couldn’t do right.
Bulletin Board Goddess
Horny…'nuff said…
and I promise promise promise to delete this before the kiddies are let out of school
Behind every good woman lies a trail of men
I must say sh*t!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jrmasm:
Sleazy???
I’m starting to get confused, can someone make a list?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yes, he started us off. 
Bulletin Board Goddess
plaids and stripes and checkers oh my!
Behind every good woman lies a trail of men
