OT -- Who are the "missing" dwarfs??

Saggy kept showing her co-workers where she kept her pencils - and that the pencils would stay put.

The attorney for the firm.
Over billed and was terminated.

because he kept getting confused

Coughy…he’s Sneezy’s best friend. He was let go due to the fact that is name resembled a beverage too closely and Disney didn’t want to be accused of indorcing it over other warm drinks.

P.S. Sleepy, Happy, Grumpy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, and Doc. There. Yes, I admit, I can name all 7 dwarves (or is it dwarfs…elf - elves, dwarf - hmmm) in rapid fire order. I think it’s something to be proud of. It won me a free dinner at Fazoli’s once.

Mini, mini, mini…

“The older I get, the better I used to be, but who the heck cares!”

Wishing desparately for a gift certificate to Fabu-Tan for Christmas.

Itchy? One of the very few female dwarves in the actors’ union, she left Hollywood for a ranch in Montana (raising mini’s of course) when she got sick of being referred to as “Itchy Bitchy” (can I say that?).

“The simple truth is never simple and rarely true.”
-Oscar Wilde

Because his voice drove Walt … and everyone else … right over the edge.

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…who is a cousin of Stank and Smelly!

Dummy. My husband wasn’t available while the movie was being filmed!!

I’m only a little bitter today!!

(But feeling better after every post)

Blinky … because they couldn’t find a pair of contact lenses to fit him right.

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Oh sh*t!!

He was Grumpy’s cousin and so had an “in.” But alas, his addiction to Percodan got in the way of his acting abilities.

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had perfect teeth and gums

but never got work done because she was constantly in the ladies room

Because Mickey kept trying to take a bite outta him.

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Aww, come on! Horny was the dwarf with little goat horns on top of his head, wasn’t he??? He was fired 'cause his horns kept ripping up his cute little dwarf hat. Or something like that…

Let’s not forget Hairy!! Ended up on the streets when he refused to put on a shirt and Snow White couldn’t stand looking at his back! EWWWW!

If Dressage is a Symphony… Eventing is Rock & Roll!

Temporarily, first thing in morning, pre-toupee. Bears a strong resemblance to William Shatner.

Don’t forget Smelly- he was the method actor who wouldn’t take a bath, and the other dwarfs threatened to go on strike.

Hey that $10,000 investment in silicone never did pay off. Poor dear.

“The older I get, the better I used to be, but who the heck cares!”