If you are on Twitter, try following “Life of Bean” AKA Caribbean Spring, the often naughty but never at a loss for words UK racer saving his rider from tetchy squirrels, menacing bunnies and stray bits of paper which could do who knows what harm.
His motto- “I save her life on a daily basis and she doesn’t even realise it.”
https://twitter.com/LifeOfBean
(be aware that there are some F bombs if that offends you, but given Bean’s idea of fun, not really surprising)