A preacher is giving a sermon, explaining that the Bible covers every topic known to man. A woman in the congregation raises her hand and asks “what about PMS?”
The preacher nervously starts thumbing through the Bible…"Ah, yes. Here it is…“and Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethelehem”.
[This message was edited by jetsmom on Nov. 10, 2001 at 11:36 PM.]