Oh Callista17!!!
Holiday Haiku
Almost December
Gifts get mailed December First!!!
I’m sorry, not yours. :no:
Thanksgiving was late.
Elves ate way too much turkey!
Snoring elves are loud.
Elves have woken up!
They are working on your gift.
We need 'til the ninth.
Blitzen’s working out.
He’ll swiftly fly out to you
ahead of Santa.
Your tardy Elf.
Wrapping, Wrapping…
TARHEEL
[QUOTE=tarheelmd07;8406451]
How exciting! I’ve never had a teasing elf before![/QUOTE]
Hmmm, shipping day is near
Tart and Widget have no fear
Something for dog and something for horse
and yes, also for the human of course.
Some picked for the special color
or picked to please their mother
All in hope for a Christmas like no other.
[QUOTE=Callista’s Elf;8418993]
Oh Callista17!!!
Holiday Haiku
Almost December
Gifts get mailed December First!!!
I’m sorry, not yours. :no:
Thanksgiving was late.
Elves ate way too much turkey!
Snoring elves are loud.
Elves have woken up!
They are working on your gift.
We need 'til the ninth.
Blitzen’s working out.
He’ll swiftly fly out to you
ahead of Santa.
Your tardy Elf.[/QUOTE]
No problem Elf! Thanks for your PM!
[QUOTE=elftwothree@gmail.com;8418591]
One Two Three…are you familiar with this thread? If not, you might want to check it out. One of your presents might make more sense that way. :D[/QUOTE]
Oh my goodness, how exciting! Sooo…either I’m getting some crayolas, or…a crazy trainer to call my own??? hehehe anticipation is killing me!!!
JBCool!!! Most of your gifts have arrived, I’m awaiting one expedited box to show up (pesky back-ordering…darned helpers getting bogged down with orders again!) But I hope to have it this week and to in turn send out a nifty box just for you! I will PM you when the box is on it’s way!
Oh Ramachazz!
Sorry for the delay!
But Santa’s shop has got a lot to do today!
Your presents are on the way
(of that there is no doubt)
But the shipping depo had to say
That they have the opposite of a drought!
br;dr (bad rhymes; didn’t read)
Your elf lives in an area with lots of flooding at the moment. Please excuse some shipping delays!
Oh Freebirds! Your elf is a bad elf. I’m still waiting on a few things from Santas Shop, so my gifts won’t be out by the first. However, they will be there for you before Christmas!
Yoo hoo, Calhoun!
Your box leaves tomorrow. On time. This is actually the first year ever that this elf has had it at the PO on 12/1.
Hope you enjoy!
Talkofthetown-
Don’t dismay, the sleigh is on it’s way later today!
A naughty reindeer was dropped off at training last night.
Squeee! The sleigh is coming, the sleigh is coming!
I probably should have thought to clarify this sooner, but…do you know if the package will be tossed on the porch (UPS) or shoved in my mailbox (USPS)? Reason I’m asking is, my wonderful, perfect, precious dogs have a tendency to not wait for me and open packages before I get home. Especially if there is food-smelly-goods inside!
I hope the reindeer wasn’t too naughty! 
[QUOTE=talkofthetown;8421736]
Squeee! The sleigh is coming, the sleigh is coming!
I probably should have thought to clarify this sooner, but…do you know if the package will be tossed on the porch (UPS) or shoved in my mailbox (USPS)? Reason I’m asking is, my wonderful, perfect, precious dogs have a tendency to not wait for me and open packages before I get home. Especially if there is food-smelly-goods inside!
I hope the reindeer wasn’t too naughty! :D[/QUOTE]
The little elf helpers are from USPS, but the package is bigger than a bread box, so it will probably be on your porch.
I will let you know more details.
The reindeer is basically “Chet”. But I received a good report card filled with hope today.
Ooooh!!! Excited! It’s been raining for several days here and I need a pick me up!
[QUOTE=BabyElf;8420301]
JBCool!!! Most of your gifts have arrived, I’m awaiting one expedited box to show up (pesky back-ordering…darned helpers getting bogged down with orders again!) But I hope to have it this week and to in turn send out a nifty box just for you! I will PM you when the box is on it’s way![/QUOTE]
Oohh, Attabelle!!!
Your gift was given to the reindeer today
And should be there in just a few days:
It’s your choice to be an op’ner or a waiter,
You can dive in now or wait 'til later!
Hoping you folks have a very Merry Christmas!
PSA for my stealth elf: If you are still shopping, I am headed to visit another COTHer or two this weekend, so I bought my own Higher Standards soap and conditioner to get my gear ready. But if that’s what you got, hey, I can always find something to clean with Higher Standards!
My own giftee’s package will get into the mail today or tomorrow, weather and USPS cooperating.
I swear, I’ve done more shopping for my COTH SS and my trainer than any of my family.
[QUOTE=elfetta;8419157]
Hmmm, shipping day is near
Tart and Widget have no fear
Something for dog and something for horse
and yes, also for the human of course.
Some picked for the special color
or picked to please their mother
All in hope for a Christmas like no other.[/QUOTE]
So excited!!!
Eventerchick517
It was a clear black night,
Clear white moon,
Sir Elf on the streets, trying to consume
Some presents for wrapping to send to
Eventerchick517 in the CT
Ok…my rapping game is weak today. Not even Warren G and Nate Dogg could help…but your box of goodies will be going out by Saturday!
:micdrop:
shoutout to Danceronice!
Hello, Elftee!! Your gifts are now winging - or at least swimming - your way. Your somewhat scatterbrained elf forgot to check the super secret elfmail before they got mailed, so I missed your last message. Some gifts will hopefully be hits and some may miss the mark - but that’s why there are several in Santa’s sack for you.
Oh Mouse&Bay! Your gifts have boarded the sleigh and are on their way! Please let me know if you don’t receive them in a reasonable about of time - they were shipped to the shipping place in MI that you gave me the info for
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