MMacallister, your elf is here!
MMacallister, watch your your mail.
In one weeks time, you’ll find packages there.
Two boxes you will receive,
filled with holiday cheer from me!
I hope you enjoy what I have sent
to delight your household in barn and tent!
One warning though I give to you,
the gifts aren’t wrapped 
I know, poo poo!
Hopefully, you’ll forgive your elf
Who saved wrapping money to send more fun stuff for your shelf.
The boxes come from two locals,
Killer Hats inc and Amazon.
So if opening presents early will make you forlorn,
don’t open those boxes til Christmas morn!
But if you can’t wait, don’t be sad,
when it comes to opening presents, I too am bad!!!