These apply to all sexes:
—"Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born before 1950
Symptoms:
- Causes you to send the same message twice.
- Causes you to send a blank message
- Causes you to send a message to the wrong person.
- Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
- Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
- Causes you to hit SEND before you’ve finished.
- Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND.
- Causes you to SEND when you should DELETE.
It is called the C-NILE virus!
And if you can’t admit to doing the above, you’ve obviously caught the mutated strain —
The D-NILE virus."—