Spin-off what does and doesn't scare horses:

Was reading the thread on goats scaring horses and thinking about that time five of us were leaving headquarters to bring some cattle out of the canyons.
Two of us were on colts, the other three were on older ranch horses.
As we walked down the narrow draw below the pens, we noticed some dozen wild turkeys higher up on the side pecking away in the weeds.

Something must have scared the turkeys and they flew over the top of us to the other side.
Now, if you know big fat wild turkeys, they don’t fly like a decent bird does, swooping gracefully thru the air, but like a crippled B-2 bomber trying to maintain altitude, flapping noisily and not doing too well at it.

Those turkeys really almost hit us.
I ducked and was ready for a wreck, horses taking off bucking and running scared up and down the draw and back to the barn.

What do you know, not one horse even changed gaits or raised it’s head.
Horses, even the two colts, kept walking along on loose reins, heads swinging nicely, like those turkey raids right overhead was one more day in the life of a horse.

Every rider had been scared by the turkeys, but somehow that didn’t affect the horses.
Now, those are horses that if someone leaves the lid up on the trash can in the corner of the barn, they just know something terrible is hiding there and have to be talked into walking by it.

We spoke about that turkey raid for years.
It was so strange, normally it is the horses that overreact, not the riders.

Now, pigs, I have yet to see a horse that, on first encounter, some for their whole lives, is not scared when first meeting pigs.

We’ve run into flocks of turkeys on the trail (on the ground, though, not in the air), and I always mentally prepare for THE BIG SPOOK, but it’s never happened. Same with deer that pop out of the woods. My horse might stop and stare for a moment, but then carry on.

But then there was the time a big hawk was sitting in a tree near the corner at one end of my arena. Really freaked out my one gelding. I tried to convince him of the size difference (1000 vs maybe 3 pounds?), but he wasn’t having it.

Things out of place … like a stack of newly arrived bedding pellets in the aisle instead of on the palettes in the back corner. The pony cart, which is now in the wash stall for the winter. Yikes! What’s it doing in there??!?

People running on our road. For some reason, my mare seems totally affronted by this. Cars, fine. Motorcycles, fine. People with umbrellas or strollers walking, fine. But people running … whoa, Nelly!! What are they up to? Why are they running?

Haven’t met a pig yet. Think I’ll take that off my bucket list.

Mine are scared of missing diner … they are there watching waiting

"Horses are only scared of two things: things that are there and things that aren’t. "

We have a blue heron that lives on our pond that the horses are used to for the most part… Until one day I was riding down our creek trail (a trail of ours where you walk probably 100 ft down in the creek) and I rounded the last corner to see that stupid bird just standing there. The pony I was riding saw a giant blue man eating dinosaur and FREAKED OUT. I don’t know how I didn’t come off in the creek, but the dang bird just sat there watching the whole thing. I hate that stupid bird and it won’t leave our property!

Of course I guess I could cut him some slack since he’s only spooked one horse in 7 years and it just happened to be a horse I was riding.

My old mare was like that. If you drove her on the road, she was fine with Harleys & 18 wheelers, but didn’t like 10-speeds.

This was also the same horse that would spook at the yellow lines in the middle of the road - only after she’d been driven for 10 or 15 minutes. I think she was playing games with me.

She was pretty looky when I drove her past the field with the bull in it.

It was the turkey that took off out from under my horse’s chin in tall grass/weeds in a hedgerow that was almost our undoing. Yes, horse spooked, I clutched leather for all I was worth, didn’t quite come off. Later, back at home, when I dismounted, one leg crumpled under me, I had torn MCL in right knee from fighting to stay onboard! Horse stood stock still as I was groveling in dirt pretty much under his belly.

Oh! The extra car in our parking area. To get to our trails, we have to ride past the house where our cars are parked, usually 3 in a row right next to the house. So, one day while out on the trail, my daughter’s friend arrived and parked her little blue car on the other side of our parking area. When we arrived back home, I’m sure my mare thought that little blue car belonged to a mass murderer. It took all of my meager horse skills to get her past that … and we were on our way back to the barn!

i had a horse who was terrified of “two headed people” that is, an adult with a child on their shoulders, but he was not afraid of children or a child held on the hip. he was also terrified of small dark paint ponies or any dark bay pony with a very wide blaze or baldface.
had another horse who was terrified of large, in-gound boulders so he’d spook on trail rides :stuck_out_tongue:

I have been nearly hit by a flock of geese taking off. its a lot of noise and a lot of feathers. The first time it happened i prepared for a big spook, but it never spooked the horses i was on. i dont think its surprising that they arent spooked by things they probaby see all the time, when we aren’t there, and most places have birds.

Read my signature. :wink:

I was on a black ASB gelding once and was just stopped by the tie rail talking to people, relaxed. A leaf blew about 25’ away, and he just teleported to the side. I was left hanging in air, Wilie-Coyote style, but only for a moment… :lol:

I had a Saddlebred with a previous life of being Amish worked. Trucks, bikes, kids, no problem but take him out on the trail and OMG grass touching mah belly?!! Ahhhh!

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I was on a black ASB gelding once and was just stopped by the tie rail talking to people, relaxed. A leaf blew about 25’ away, and he just teleported to the side. I was left hanging in air, Wilie-Coyote style, but only for a moment… :lol:[/QUOTE]

Wilie-Coyote style!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I know that feeling. My mare is super-talented at that teleport thing. We’ve gone from one side of the trail to the other without ever actually being in the middle of the trail!

Then there was the grouse who took wing just about under her feet, and I swear she went straight up in the air about 3 feet, landed back in the exact same spot, and then placidly carried on walking up the path.

I think that big/noisy things are, in general, less likely to spook horses than sneaky, quiet things.

Lions skulking/standing/crouching in shadows are stalking, and considered dangerous.
Lions out in the open strolling down to the water hole are NOT stalking, and largely ignored.
Horses are wired to be alert to things that are suspiciously STILL and out of place.
Flappy, loud turkeys are clearly not trying to sneak up on anybody, so can be ignored.

Pretty much anything that is out of place. But the absolute worst is - other horses on the trail!!! Freaks him right out. And yes, I have obtained mad skilz at sitting the sideways teleport.

Umbrellas? No. Tractor, chainsaw, rammer compactor? No. Blue tarp on the ground? Nope. My mare will grab it and play with it.

But a small white butterfly happily flying around in the bushes behind “A” got me a “Stare, stop, lie down n’ spin, buck on the spot and backing off” during our dressage test. The butterfly went on his merry way and then only was I able to finish my test and leave on a long rein and exit at A like if nothing happened…

Pizza boxes. Gelding I had in high school lived in utter terror of them. Otherwise, he would spook but generally be okay. Pizza boxes he wouldn’t pass. No clue.

Turkeys, deer, barking dogs, autos, motorcycles, guns, doesn’t bat an eye. Horse-drawn carts/carriages - OMG! What is that large, noisy thing chasing that horse! OMG! Also, people in camo standing on the side of a trail - Snort, SNORT, what is that???

I owned a mare that was an excellent tail horse until the day I was coming back from conservation land and encountered a woman in a gold coat walking her GSD. Every time that woman moved, her coat would make a cracklin sound and sparkle in the sunlight. The mares heart was beating so hard I could feel it against my leg. I had to tell the woman to stop and just stand still. Don’t move while we went by her sideways, snorting and fussy. The woman was convinced horse was afraid of the dog. Ah, no, not the dog.

What doesn’t scare horses: a pig on Friday.

What does scare horses: a pig on Saturday.

Story of my life.