Stall singers spill it

[msj]

My most memorable song for one horse, Chocolate, was sung to the tune of ‘Clementine’

It went something like this:

“Oh my rotten little Chocolate, what a little $hit you are, but I love you just the same, even though you’re not on par!”

From there I just make up the usual silly verses!

Chocolate was the kind of a horse that ONLY a Mother could love. :sigh: My trainer described him as ‘learning disabled, laterally disabled, and double-jointed at the withers!’ He was an Houdini and worked harder to get out of work than to just go ahead and do it. But he was as cute as they come and I don’t think he ever bucked. That would have taken too much energy.

[Timex]

My minimal contribution: I used to gallop a horse that was named Hickory, and, as a 3 and 4 yr old, was a touch nervous, so I would recite nursery rhymes, usually Hickory Dickory. What the heck, it worked.