Pretty feather, where is your horsie Ridem Num Bottom?
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Pretty feather, where is your horsie Ridem Num Bottom?[/QUOTE]
With that name, I would expect RNB’s horsie to have a distinctive topline. Can’t wait to see it. 
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RNB (Ridem Num Bottom) leads out her horse…Goin Nowhere… because I believe that’s where RNB goes on horseback…nowhere:lol::lol:_
Ok just because I couldn’t get the thought out of my head… Pony Boy decides to take a page out of the Parelli book and want’s to show how trust helps him to jump his horse Goes along with stupid… over his tipi… in his loincloth… bareback…(Did I mention he got the horse from Pat Parelli…)
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Mid jump… PB decides maybe this wasn’t such a good idea as he starts to feel the cool air underneath the loincloth… [I]image bleeped to meet the decency requirements of this bb [/I]
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As hard reality…and the hard back of the horse comes to greet PB upon landing… he comes to a realization that maybe…just maybe there was a reason the Native Americans did not jump their tipi’s in their loincloths…
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As PB gets off Goes along with Stupid to get some ice. He decides next time to wear a protective cup underneath said loincloth…:lol:
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ETA: after this incident Goes along with Stupid got renamed to Riding On Numb Nuts…
holy jeesus horse-loverz.
i dont think i’ve laughed that hard since…welll…EVER.
lmao. i must say, i wish i had as much free time as you. :winkgrin::winkgrin:
hehe. jk.
:winkgrin::winkgrin::winkgrin::winkgrin::winkgrin::winkgrin::winkgrin::winkgrin::winkgrin:
but tell me there really isn’t a loin-cloth wearing, bareback-riding, white guy/indian guy out there teaching anything …please?
* <—RR Certified Black Star of Plagiarism :winkgrin:
The rest of you - shoot - :yes: the Pony Boy segue is very nice. I’m loving RNB’s Fake But Hopefully Not too Un-PC Native American Name and H-l’s Fake But Hopefully Not too Un-PC Native American Pony Names. Perhaps we should ALL have them? And the horse’s we rode in on, too? Just thinking out loud, of course. :yes:
You know I really don’t have a tremendous amt of free time… I do however spend long periods in my car most days alone traveling from place to place and able to let my mind wander… and wander it does… Then I can take a moment and transfer it to this thread… On the weekends I am at my more traditional nursing job and have little to no time to post…or let my mind wander too far away…
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:winkgrin::winkgrin::winkgrin::winkgrin::winkgrin::winkgrin::winkgrin::winkgrin::winkgrin:
but tell me there really isn’t a loin-cloth wearing, bareback-riding, white guy/indian guy out there teaching anything …please?[/QUOTE]
according to the Pony Boy thread…there is :eek::eek:
Wait a minute! I posted that pages before you did!
ETA: Nevermind!!
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Wait a minute! I posted that pages before you did![/QUOTE]
she ment she plagerized you:lol:
Oh woops! Sorry, RR!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yep, that be me…going nowhere…fast!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
I do see a theme here!! I think that I, Ridem-Numb-Bottom, should be sitting on Riding-On-Numb-Nuts!!! :yes:
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Numb-Bottom sitting on Numb-Nuts going nowhere!!!
bbesest thred ever! I hvnt laffed this hrd in days. Im retiring back to my hmmck now. anymre frooty dregs left?
The Couch Critics are dressed in honor of PB jumping in only his loincloth.
They are all wide awake and encourage PB to show off his “abilities” a few more times so they can critique him appropriately…as they would hate to miss anything!! And please do not feel obligated to add the *…we are all adults here…Ooops, wait, PonyPerson is under-age. We’ll cover her eyes so she won’t see a thing!!! Carry on PB!!!
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OMG this is the best thread for spewage :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: My computer will never be the same!
Glad to see its still going strong, I went away to the real North and did not have computer access:no: I think I went through stick art withdrawl.
With the super dark tan I acheived sitting on the boat, I should look good with my dress feather sitting on the critic couch. My great grandmother was native and I’m the only one to look like her(siblings all have blond hair and green eyes:()
Carry on geniuses, I’ll snuggle down in the couch with my mojito:D:lol::D:lol:
Following the PB theme…
RR (Red-Riter) decides to head back to the tipi bar and brew up a new concoction! 700 Beaver Pelt Pony watches intently!
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Introducing Talks Like Geek and her pony, Eats Peeps:
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She is wearing a grey loincloth (not white, as she is not permitted to, and we can’t explain why because there are underage people on the board) because she rides dressage.
The Couch Critics sample Red-Riter’s Fire Water…
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Red-Riter seems just fine…she’s obviously had some before…
PP is still blind-folded…
Amwrider is back to her usual self…except her tatongas are now glowing!!
