What’s this??? Red-Riter is missing from the Couch!
And what is wrong with the rest of the Critics???
And why are Amwrider’s tatongas shrinking???
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To be continued…
…can we shrink my tatongas too? While you’re at it?
Yeah RNB Yeah :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
But I wanted to warn you I hear that Red Riter is from the “hood” you know Red -Riter’s hood… HL goes off to make sure Dances with Wolves didn’t follow Red Riter back to her wigwam…
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Not wanted to be outdone by Pony Boy… Pat and Linda Parelli don some “traditional indian garb” in order to start an AU Naural Horsemanship DVD set… with their horses Patience of Job and Jumpum Big Tables…
This Idea flopped when they were overwhelmed with letters begging Pat to either shave the fur pelt he was wearing or kill a larger animal to cover more of himself… the sad news he wasn’t wearing a fur pelt.:no:
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However requests for videos of Linda alone were in high demand… by the “trainers gone wild” video people:lol:
On a side note, I was at a show last week, and there was a very sweet horse showing there named “Jobe,” spelled with an “e” on the end, to encourage proper pronunciation, I would imagine. :lol:
Ridem-Numb-Bottom wakes up, decides to drag herself off the couch and go look for Red-Riter…she hops up on Goin Nowhere and sits by the exit (remember RNB does not ride) waiting and wondering who might ride by…
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RNB hears someone/thing in the distance getting closer and closer…who/what could it be??? All Numb-Bottom can see is a wall of dust!!!
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When the dust clears…there is Red-Riter and the 700-Beaver-Pelt-Pony!!!
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Where had they been? Why the odd look on her face???
to be continued…
You go, RNB
Ridem-Numb-Bottom was glad to see Red-Riter and gave the universal Indian greeting…
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RNB: Me no see um Red-Riter on couch when wakey-wakey.
RR: Wakey-wakey??? What the heck are your talking about??
RNB: We drinkem RR Fire Water…spirit of dark come…make squaws in big tipi go nite-nite.
RR: RNB…would you stop talking like that!!! I need to tell you something!!
RNB: Me no RNB, me Ridem-Numb-Bottom…me only understand Ingin talk!
RR: WHAT? Are you kidding me with this stuff???
RNB: Ridem-Numb-Bottom never speak with folk tongue!!
RR: Look…I don’t have time for this…something was wrong with that batch of drinks I made…it was suppose to be more Fruity Dregs but Pony-Boy and Rides-Without-Panties stopped by right in the middle of mixing. Frankly…something is fishy and it isn’t Rides-Without-Panties horse!!!
RNB: (Just stares blankly at RR)
RR: Lord!!! Ok, how about this!! Me thinkem bad spirit in Fire Water…me thinkem Pony-Boy be bad medicine man…ugh!!
RR: Oy vey!! Wipe that stupid grin off your face RNB…er, I mean, Ugh, me no likey Ridem-Numb-Bottom war paint?..
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RR throws her hands up in the air…it’s gonna be a looooong nite!!
to be continued…
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Love it!!! RR wanted a Indian name. Figure she is a writer (Riter) and people read (Red) her book…the fact the wee ones have red hair is just a bonus!!! You missed you’re calling HL…there has got to be a career in stick art for you somehow!!!
More food for stick art…
I don’t know where to start with this one. On the HJ forum there’s a thread about the Biltmore shows, and it mentions that you can board there. Because I’m curious (ok, nosey), I go look it up.
The Biltmore estate, largest private house in America, once home to the Vanderbilts, and where I had visions of perfect HJers on their perfect HJ horses. Maybe some dressage and Polo on the side…has a Parelli barn. :eek:
(Interestingly, the thread is about crazy admission prices, even when you just want to watch the show. Coincidence…?)
My tatongas shrank? Did the rest of me shrink too! Why are they glowing, is this going to be a “headlight” joke?
Aw look at me! I look so cool with shades!
:lol::lol::lol::lol: That’s HILARIOUS!
H-L, if ever I am in KY, I’m going to buy you many beers. You are a howl!!! :lol::yes:
So the mysterious Kool Aid once again resurfaces in a Stick Horsie Art Plot…
These are brilliant. I eagerly await the next installment.
RR: Look RNB, er, Numb-Skull, Bottom…whatever you’re calling yourself in this story. We need to find the All-Knowing, All-Seeing, Majical Medicine Woman who lives in these here parts. She’s the only one who can help us figure this whole thing out! But I don’t know where to start looking…
RNB: Me findem Majical Medicine Woman. Me once trackem bad horse thieves for many moons…blah, blah, blah!!
RR: (RR holds head and thinks…oh, no…not this same old story again!!)Look Numby…can you help or not??
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Ridem-Numb-Bottom falls off Going Nowhere and both put their ears to the ground…Numb-Bottom also sticks Numb-Butt in the air…
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RR: Well? Hear anything?? Feel anything??? Got dirt in your ears?? What???
RNB: We goem thata way!!
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RR: Finally…a plan…let’s ride!!! (Red-Riter turns the 700 Beaver Pelt Pony around and rides like the wind off into the sunset.
to be continued…
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RNB tellum good story! :lol::lol: HL wants to make her indian name. Nurse with broken back!! Because today Me and about 5 other RN’s about my size (5’2 or so and around 135 lbs) had to lift a 650 lb pt to his new bed… :no: I think I ruptured something important…good thing I’m not having anymore kids…:lol:
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Nurse with broken back is trying to make her way to the couch for some fire water and majikal pain pills (tylenol)… and heating pad… maybe I can take RNB’s spot pleeeeeese…
RNB can’t wait for next installment You great storyteller for this tribe!!!
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RNB:[/B] Me findem Majical Medicine Woman. Me once trackem bad horse thieves for many moons…blah, blah, blah!!
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: RNB, I almost fell off my chair … YES, MA’AM, you sure did!!
(Aside: Anyone else out there finish Deathly Hallows yet??? Alas, I may have to go off and join Leaky Caldron for a while!! :uhoh:)
HL is wearing her Witches hat while she proceeds to start the new HP book… (I had to work all day today…) HL also now has her heating pad firmly in place to help her oh so aching back
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