You guys are a riot!! adds my vote for best thread ever
(Side note: I’ve finished Deathly Hallows!! Loved it…best one of the series!)
I finished it. Had to fight off my husband and older son, but my bookmark won the race. Poor hubby is still in Chapter 3. Older son is not far behind me - then we can talk behind closed doors, since we don’t want to ruin anything for Mr. Emryss.
Good book. I feel Fulfilled.
Ya’ll ain’t right! :yes:
Red-Riter and 700 Beaver-Pelt-Pony are riding like the wind…leaving only dust behind…
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Red-Riter looks back …where’s Ridem-Numb-Bottom??
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She decides to turn back…
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Low and behold…there in the exact same spot waiting near the Nowheresville Exit Ramp is Ridem-Numb-Bottom.
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RR: What happened? I thought you said thata way?? Thought you were right behind me?
RNB: Me not no how to ridem Goin-Nowhere!
RR: WHAT??? You mean you really really do not know how to ride???
RNB: Ugh!
RR: But you’re on a horse BB, in the stick art stories…you have got to be joking??
RNB: Me no speak with fork tongue…me only know bout horse thieves…has Ridem-Numb-Bottom told Red-Riter bout time she…
RR: YES!!! Only a few hundred times!! Ok, ok…let me think…hmmmmm…I’m smart…I’ve riten a book…I’ve out smarted the wee ones…I should be able to figure out something!! I’ve got it Numb-Skull…I’ll be right back!
RR rides off…leaving RNB by the side of the road.
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Hours pass…Rush hour comes and goes…RNB wonders if perhaps Goin Nowhere has “On Star”…
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Finally RR returns…
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RR: Sorry Numbsy, but I had to go back more pages that I thought…whew this thread is getting long. Anyway, here’s the plan…I’ll make a leadline out of my handy-dandy duct tape and lead you. I was kicking around the idea of getting a clear plastic bin, taping you to 700-Beaver-Pelt-Pony’s withers but BPP did not like that idea very much!
So after many looooooooooong hours for RR…they are FINALLY on the move.
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to be continued…
I love the “rush hour comes and goes” GO RNB GO!!! Yeah!!! waiting for more…:lol::lol:
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Not to derail RNB’s most Awesome story… but I had a thought… If pony Boy had his own “Poket trainer” would his indian name be Mini boy???
Oh and the pic of Pony Boy with Mini Boy in a papoose on his back…
After a long journey of many moons RRR and RNB see an exit…
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RR: Numbdy…This is it…we’re almost there
RNB: Ugh!
They see something in the distance…
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Being the cautious one RR decides to get off 700-Beaver-Pelt-Pony and approach on foot…
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RR: You know Numers…I think you can let go of the leadline now!!
RNB: Me likem ridin Goin Nowhere…maybe me buyem horse…have you heard my story about buying and selling horses…
RR: YES!!! STOP your yapping!!!
RR: Hmmmm…Let’s see if this is where the Majical Medicine Woman lives…I tell you what Numbsters…I’m just a little bit nervous about this. Let’s squat down behind these bushes and check out the tipi…
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RR: I think I’ll try to make contact…“Helllllooooooo, anyone home?”
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Red Riter quickly ducks back behind the bush…clearly this is not the welcome she expected…
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to be continued…
:lol: I really do love this thread!!
As a kid I went through a stage wher I rode my pony in just a hay string - on trails, vaulted onto her from behind, and did all the things I thought native americans would with their beasties. During that period I renamed the dear beastie. She was “Pokaharness”
I spluttered coffee all over the keyboard at the rush hour scene…but to see the majikal tee pee grow bigger as they got closer…simply brilliant.
RNB: Ridem-Numb-Bottom gives it a try… "How! We cometh in peace…we gottem peace pipe…pale face bring gifts, duct tape blue as morning sky…majical box with wild cat…can see but no touch…
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RR: NitWit are you insane!!! Obviously this woman ain’t right!!! I’ve heard all about her…she works with crazy people…9th floor type people…she communicates drawing stick people!!! Crazy I tell you, crazy!!!
RNB: She will likem Red-Riter and Ridem-Numb-Bottom…we stick people!!
to be continued…
Just then…they see a door open…a hand slowly slips out then signals for them to come inside…
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RR: I don’t know about this Sore-Bottom…it could be a trap!!
RNB: Majical Medicine Woman only one help us…she talk to good spirits…must have potion to help Couch squaws…save Amwrider’s tatongas…she read smoke signals…she have good majic…
RR: Well ok…but if this whole plan goes up in smoke I want the exclusive rights for my third book…deal?
RNB: Ugh!
to be continued…
Oh, I can’t wait!:lol::lol::lol:
We stick people??? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
We now take a break from our regularly scheduled program to provide a link to photos of the Geek’s 26th (snort!) birthday present. It finally arrived, a mere one week late (yeah, me! I’m a little like the US Post Office - anything within a week or so of scheduled delivery date qualifies as “on time.”).
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2265224460061200196rUXVBr
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2865560660061200196kKfHHq
Enjoy! Snort. :winkgrin:
GAAAAAAAAAA!!!:lol::lol::lol:
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HL runs to find a q-tip to squish the newly sprouted earworm AGAIN of Kung Foo Fighting…
Most Excellent Gifts by the way…
HL mumbles* die earworm die*
Those gifts are WORTH the earworm, I tell you!
I am most jealous Geek:D:D By the way belated 5… um 26th’ b-day…!!!:lol:
What an inspiration!
I was getting ready to do new saddle pads for my girls… Perhaps I will do a stick pony one for ME! (I’m not sure they’re worthy and I know they won’t appreciate the stick art like I will) :lol:
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HL sitting in chair with popcorn and new Harry Potter book waiting for next stick horsie installment…
