Everybody was
KUNG-FOO FIGHTING!!!
Those cats were fast as
LIGHTNING!!!
muahahaha
youāre EEEEVIL PP EVIL I tell youā¦ :lol:
HL shuffles off humming
[I]kung foo fightingā¦ crap fast as lightningā¦ crap
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MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!;):lol:
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h-l running away as I BLAST āKung-Foo Fightingā!
I am ashamed to admit, but there are a few earworms that I actually enjoy. Mostly because the songs are so dreadful that I find them funny. Kung Fu Fighting would be one of those. :yes: Luckily, this is actually horse related - here are a few of a few of my āfavoriteā earworms (I know, oxymoron, but sometimes life is oxymoronic):
Wildfire (I TOLD you this was horse related) - now there was a bad song
Seasons In the Sun (not horse related, but maybe the worst song EVER written)
Afternoon Delight (snork! - doesnāt the title just make you giggle?)
(Good luck with Deathly Hallows, h-l, itās a page turner. :yes:)
Happy belated 5ā¦26th Birthday DGRH!!
Awesome gifts RR!!
Been lurking about, but had to say thanks for the earwormā¦donāt know how, but this thread just keeps on goingā¦and goingā¦andā¦getting better ā¦and betterā¦andā¦
everybody was Kungfoo ffiiii-tingā¦mumble, mumble lightningā¦
The 700-Beaver-Pelt-Pony and Goin-Nowhere hide and peek behind the bushes while Red-Riter and Ridem-Numb-Bottom enter the tipi of the Majical Medicine Woman.
RR: I donāt know Ride-Notā¦Iāve got a bad feeling about this! (RRās feather turns yellow!)
RNB: Me no fraid!!! Red-Riter seeā¦Majical tipiā¦I show you
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RR: HOLY SMOKES Numb-Bottom!!! Look?..I?..what?..(Red-Riter is speechless, but only for a moment!) This tipi is HUGE!!! It doesnāt look this big from the outside!!! Look at these ancient drawings!!! Why they must be 150 ā¦no almost 200 pages old!!! What an architectural find!! Do you know what this means Nummy??? Weāve found the place where stick art started so many moons ago!!!
RNB: Me tellum this holy groundā¦majic tipi
RR: I wonder where the Majical Medicine Woman isā¦letās go find her.
RNB: Ugh!
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I am ashamed to admit, but there are a few earworms that I actually enjoy. Mostly because the songs are so dreadful that I find them funny.
Seasons In the Sun (not horse related, but maybe the worst song EVER written)[/QUOTE]
Yes, but that song meant so much to me when I was 8!
My current earworm is the Bee Geeās āStayinā Aliveā. Thanks to my 14 y.o. who came walking up from cooling her beastie off this evening belting out that classicā¦ Where do these kids get that stuff?! :rolleyes:
THE BEEGEES??? You have my sympathies!:yes:
Luckily, I have a good earworm: Carly Simonās āYouāre so vainā!
Yāall aināt right. :lol:
HL tagging in on story with RNBā¦
Meanwhile in Pony Boyās and Rides without Panties campā¦
Pony Boy- The DVDās and books are selling so wellā¦ and weāve temporarily incapicated that troubleing bunch of CoTHers so now is the best time to start our new marketing planā¦ the special GWNPB mind featherā¦ you put one on yourself and youāre horse and you can ācommunicateā with them better
Rides Without Panties- Yes. We could say that each feather is majikally treated by our tribes Shamen to help you stay āin tuneā with your horseā¦
Pony Boy- All for the low low price of $99.95
Rides Without Panties- do you think people will be that gullableā¦ will they actually wear these things and put them on their horsesā¦
Pony Boy- they buy the Carrot sticks and glitter bell boots donāt they?
Rides Without Panties - Point takenā¦
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Later at an Pony Boy expoā¦
Pony Boy: I am going to let you all experiece a little known Native American secretā¦ the secret of THE FEATHER * spoken in a loud whisper*
Crowd: Ohhhhhh!
Pony Boy: This feather is treated by one of the Shamens in our tribe and it allows you to truly communicate with your horseā¦ you place one on your headā¦like soā¦ and the other one on your horses headā¦ and you will automatically be āin tuneā with your horseā¦
Crowd: WOOOOOOW!!
Rides Without Panites- We have had our Shamen bless only a few more that are available today for only $99.95ā¦
Pony Boy: you notice my feather is blueā¦ Blue feathers promote the calming effectā¦ especially effective when working with horses that are kind of hot RWP is weaing the Pink Featherā¦ Pink promotes kinship and partnershipā¦ so you see you may need several colors of feathers depeding on the mood you want to enhance for that dayā¦
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Pony boy: see my horse was previously to wild to ride but once I placed the new GWNPB Majikal feather ā¢ on his headā¦ we can communicate and I can understand what he is afraid ofā¦ like nowā¦he seeās these barrels and he is telling me somethingā¦ yesā¦yesā¦ I understandā¦ he is frightened and prefers to go around barrels instead of over themā¦ See how well we communicatedā¦
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Oh No!! What will happens when he activated that chipā¦ and when will he do that??? I hope RR and RNB are able to stop his evil plan!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You need help HL. Hmmmm, maybe we need to form a chapter of Stick-Horse Artists Anonymous? :winkgrin:
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Did you all see the hidden horse IN the bushes??
OMG thats just tooo funny!!!
oh myā¦Iām gonna wet myself if I giggle much harder! Or draw a crowd at workā¦
this just gets better and better and better!
Iām gonna stop at Michaels and get some feathers to take to the barnā¦can I claim the black barn cat is actually a shaman??
One time for a costume class at a show I taped a white taper to Tedās browband to make him a Unicorn, and I promoted myself as a virgin (hey - I didnāt ever say virgin for what!).
But this may be a useful piece of marketing for PB and ilkā¦my taper cost 25 cents, but could easily be sold for $199.99. Cheaper than going to the Virgin Islands.
I want buy a majikal feather - where do I send my money?
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http://www.michaels.com/art/online/search?type=0&searchWords=feather&sort=relevance
Youāre on your own for a shaman thoughā¦
Oooo I must choose between the talking feather
or the Flapper Featherā¦
Decisions decisionsā¦
Hey, canāt you just steal majikal feathers from a Gypsy Vannerās legs?
(FrankBducksandruns)
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Yāall aināt right!!! But I love it. Needed a giggle today:no: Iāve been sidelined with a NO-RIDING order from my Doc. Stupid sacral-iliac joint:mad::mad::mad: Not much else to do except snuggle deeper into the critic couch and have more mojitos:yes:
