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[RNB]

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RNB: Look…see on wall…tellem go thata way!
RR: Great!!! Now we’re getting “somewhere”!!! You know Ride-No-Butt this could be our lucky day. I’m thinking big dollars…do you know how much we could get for this original stick art?? Perhaps the Majical Medicine Woman will sell us this tipi. There is only one person on the whole planet who has original pieces…two to be exact. Her name is “Ribbon-Ho” so we’ll have to contact her in COTHville should we be able to get our hands on this tipi.

[RNB]

Meanwhile the 700-Beaver-Pelt-Pony and Goin-Nowhere are taking advantage of the down time and sitting Injin style behind the bush reading the latest Harry Potter book…

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[Horserich_Cashpoor]

Funum Continu-um

Me take Toy Ah Tah to Flor I Dah and come back to tipi and find this new funum horse tale!

[Pony_Person]

@Horserich Cashpoor;2582363

Me take Toy Ah Tah to Flor I Dah and come back to tipi and find this new funum horse tale!

Are you talking in Indian-speak, or is this how you spell…?

[horse-loverz]

Meanwhile… at the GWN Pony Boy Expo…

Pony Boy: Five thousand and one… five thousand and two… mutters… sucker born every minuite…

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New fan: Ummm Mr. Boy… I think I may have a defective feather…
Pony Boy: What makes you think that my young squaw??
New Fan: Well I’m like an expert horseman and everything but I put your new feather on and I can’t seem to hear what my horse Rowdy is thinking… I mean I had a few beers before I came down… but when I put thiis feather on and stuff… I didn’t like hear anything… so can I like get a new one and stuff…
Pony Boy: Oh young yellow haired squaw… your feather is not broken you just put it on backwards that is all… In this configuration the thoughts cannot flow properly from your horse to you… here let me help you…

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Pony Boy: There you go… are you getting the signal now…
New Fan: Yes… yes I think I’m getting something…
Rowdy: [I]thinking really hard[/I] now’s my chance… TAKE ME TO A VET… QUIT STANDING ON ME WITH YOUR BIG A@@ SPURS ON… TAKE A LESSON BUY A CLUE AND LEASH THOSE DA## DOGS!!!
Pony Boy: Well what is Rowdy “telling” you…
New Fan: I am feeling hearts and butterflies… I think it is love… Rowdy loves me… he wants to make more videos…
Pony Boy: Really you got all that??? I mean really that is very interesting
Rowdy: Crap!!!
New Fan: Thank you so much Mr. Boy… and by the way… you’re hot… you wanna shoot some video’s with me??
Pony Boy: Oh no thanks I have my own set of videos… thinks to himself (maybe this is just the simpleton I need to test out the REAL use for these feathers…)

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This portion to be continued…

[Pony_Person]

@horse-loverz;2582448

Pony Boy: Oh young yellow haired squaw…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:lol::lol::lol:

[RNB]

Red-Riter and Ridem-Numb-Bottom finally find the Majical Medicine Woman sitting in front of fire…

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RR: Ummmm…(clears throat and in best Injin voice). "How,…oh Majical Medicine Woman, we come in peace. Me Red-Riter…this my friend Ride-Not-Good. Oh powerful and mighty one, we need your help! We hear from mighty eagle you have good medicine. Our friends in COTHville are under evil spell…help us oh MMW!!
RNB: Ugh…what pale-face said!
RR: (whispers to RNB) get a load of that head-dress…she must have hit the sale at Michaels
RR: Oh Majical Medicine Woman…you havem honorable head-dress…how you get many feathers?
MMW: Me gettem one majical feather each time me run off bad spirit!
RR: (thinks to self…YES!!..just who we need) Then you’ll help us?
MMW: First, Red-Riter and Really-No-Brains must pass bravery test…prove you worthy of majical medicine.
RNB: Me in!
RR: (mumbles to self) Lord help us!
RNB: Red-Riter? Why your feather keepem change colors?

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to be continued…

[RNB]

HL…all I can say is…

BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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This is way too much fun!!!

[RNB]

RR and RNB call to the 700-Beaver-Pelt-Pony and Goin Nowhere…
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RR: Ok, guys…I have a very important task for the two of you. I want you to take this note back to our friends …it will let them know we are going to try and save them. We’re not exactly sure whats going on yet, but we’re going to get to the bottom of this…OK? Got it?
GN and 700BPP: (what they hear) blah, blah, blah, blah, blah…(no mention of treats)
RR: Now…you do remember how to get back don’t you? You remember the address right? …Off Course Circle…first street past Horse Care Lane…can’t miss it…just get to COTHville then use Goin Nowhere’s On(e) Star. Oh, GN…check and make sure it’s working.

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RR: Yep…it’s working! Now go!!! Run like the wind!!! Tell the Couch Critics were coming to rid them of this evil spirit!!!

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[Amwrider]

@crzychestnutrider;2581980

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Y’all ain’t right!!! But I love it. Needed a giggle today:no: I’ve been sidelined with a NO-RIDING order from my Doc. Stupid sacral-iliac joint:mad::mad::mad: Not much else to do except snuggle deeper into the critic couch and have more mojitos:yes:

Ohhh, I feel your pain. I have chronic sacroiliac problems and last night I threw out my SI joint again. I was shampooing my carpet and went to push the couch back up against the wall and “pop” followed by (and I quote) “%#!!”

I intend to catch up on this thread then plop down on the couch and stretch out.

[Amwrider]

OMG, this thread just keeps getting better and better.

I am off to the couch with a heating pad, pain pills and a Diet Coke with Lime, not sure the Mojitos and pain pills will mix that well.

G’night all, can’t wait to see what tomorrow’s stick art brings.

[DressageGeek_Ribbon]

It’s those little touches that move me…how Rowdy keeps showing up, the 666 under the fire…

[Reynard_Ridge]

@Amwrider;2582700

I was shampooing my carpet and went to push the couch back up against the wall and “pop” followed by (and I quote) “%#!!”

:no: Housework. It will get you everytime. Rather than cleaning my slowly sliding down the slipperly slope into slovenliness house right now, I am here. Uninjured, but for a wee bit of carpal tunnel.

[ChocoMare]

@Reynard Ridge;2583352

:no: Housework. It will get you everytime. Rather than cleaning my slowly sliding down the slipperly slope into slovenliness house right now, I am here. Uninjured, but for a wee bit of carpal tunnel.

I have a sign on my fridge that sums it all up: Housework Makes You Ugly :winkgrin:

Amwrider: Sore-No-More Gel is your friend :yes:

[crzychestnutrider]

:lol::lol::lol: OUCH :lol::lol::lol: OUCH where’s my *&^%$#^ pain pills? This is a true pain in the a@@. I’m getting grumpier by the minute and every day I’m not riding is making me worse!! Hubby suggested I just go out and “hang” with my guy, but methinks he"s just trying to get rid of me:winkgrin:

I love how the “expert” just show up at odd moments of this thread. But then again she was odd. The backwards feather cracked me up:lol::lol:

Keep up the great work everyone…you’re making one couch critic a little less grumpy:yes:

[RNB]

@ChocoMare;2583366

I have a sign on my fridge that sums it all up: Housework Makes You Ugly :winkgrin:

Amwrider: Sore-No-More Gel is your friend :yes:

Hey…that sounds like an “Injin” name…hmmmmm…what ya’ think HL…we may have to use it in the story!!! :lol:

[horse-loverz]

I think Ridum num bottom will need sore-no more gel for her numb bottom after she gets done with this thread…:lol:

[Mtn_trails]

[QUOTE=Pony Person;2580428]
THE BEEGEES??? You have my sympathies!:yes:
Luckily, I have a good earworm: Carly Simon’s “You’re so vain”![/QUOTE]

Very lucky. I had “Build me up buttercup” going on when I woke up this morning. Even Stayin’ Alive is better than that.

Ah ah ah ah stayin’ alive stayin’ alive
whether you’re a mother or whether you’re a brother you’re stayin’ alive stayin’ alive
Ah ah ah ah stayin’ alive stayin’ alive
Ah ah ah ah stayin’ alive stayin’ aaallllllliiiiiivvvvvvvvvve!

And I hated disco back in the day too but the girls in my dorm played that album night and day.

[Amwrider]

I was on the phone on hold earlier today and you will never guess what earworm I have. It is THE worst…

…and youuuuu light up my liiiiifeee…

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Here is a Q-tip for anyone that needs one. Can someone pass the brain bleach also?

[horse-loverz]

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Pony Boy Pulls a remote control from somewhere under that loincloth…ewwwwww… and presses the red button…

New Fan: Hey my head feels all tingly… kinda like I did last saturday night after all those Jagerbombs…
Pony Boy: Maybe she doesn’t have enough brain to work with… let me turn it on the horse…
Rowdy: Crap… not again… I knew anything with the word pony in it would be evil… see ya later pony boy… but let me geld you first…

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Pony Boy: OOOF… in grunted voice Note to self… some horses may be too smart for mind control…
New Fan: Hey… Hey… Am I like supposed to be learning stuff…

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Rowdy high tails it back to CoTHville to get help… … not for his owner but for the other suckers that have bought feathers…
New Fan: Mr. Boy… I am feeling the urge to buy more of your stuff for my horse and stuff… which way to the sales booth again…
Now Gelded Pony Boy: grunting at least the feather works… the booth is that way… now I will just lay in traditonal indian recovery postion for loincloth related injuries…

To be continued…