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Ah ah ah ah stayin’ alive stayin’ alive
whether you’re a mother or whether you’re a brother you’re stayin’ alive stayin’ alive
Ah ah ah ah stayin’ alive stayin’ alive
Ah ah ah ah stayin’ alive stayin’ aaallllllliiiiiivvvvvvvvvve![/QUOTE]
That’s exactly what the kid was singing! Picture 14 y.o. poking along bareback on hot little TB mare… Oh, and this was Monday - not 30 years ago :lol:
Lovin’ this story - would that be an open or closed loin cloth injury…
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:no: Housework. It will get you everytime. Rather than cleaning my slowly sliding down the slipperly slope into slovenliness house right now, I am here. Uninjured, but for a wee bit of carpal tunnel. :D[/QUOTE]
RR I understand that carpel tunnel is He@@ makes it hard to hold a broom, dust… run the sweeper… best just let those hands and wrists rest…before you make it worse…:lol::lol: I hear lifting drinks is a good rehab maneuver though:lol:
RR and RNB await MMW’s test…
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MMW: Here first challenge…help get Majical Medicine Woman up off floor. She no able get up straight as arrow. She had to carry big-a$$ Chief up-hill to medicine tipi. He needum lay off pork rinds!!
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RR: Dang MMW…Getting up straight is not going to be an easy task!!
MMW: Me hurtem back…me need changem name…now call Broke-Back-Majical-Medicine-Woman!
RNB: Name sound familiar
RR: Ummm…ya’ know, if I were you, I think I’d just keep it short…or better yet how about Back-Broke-Majical-Medicine-Woman.
RNB: What wrong with Broke-Back…?
RR: Do you ever go to the movies…well, nevermind, trust me…lets stick to just plain and simple MMW.
MMW: Workem for me!
to be continued…
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Please tell me they are NOT on a mountain… Broke Back Medicine woman on the mountain. :lol::lol: And so cool that I am IN the story Me likum medicine woman…
holy cr@p how did I not get into this thread sooner…
man I needed an laugh tonight… lol…
Welcome flash… now fix yourself a drink and start at page 1… there are horsies… monte python… princess lea pony… tv scenerios… movie scenerios…you got’s lots of reading to do:lol::lol::lol:
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RR: WOW!!! MMW…look at your head-dress!!! You must be REALLY REALLY good at getting rid of evil spirits
MMW: Many evil spirits in horse world!!! Me havem many many feathers in storage cave. This me “work around the tipi” head-dress.
RNB: Ugh…many evil spirits in horse world. Have oh Majical-Medicine-Woman heard of two evil spirits Ridem-Numb-Bottom get to…
MMW: UGH!!! Me heardem you…RNB legend in own mind!
RNB: Me no understand!!
MMW: Me splainem later if you pass next challenge.
RR: I’m afraid to ask but…what is next challenge oh majical one!
to be continued…
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MMW: Go now…gettum feather from shy never seen majical bird on yonder far mountain.
RR: How will we know what this bird looks like…I mean there are thousands of different kinds of birds…and we need to hurry and save our friends…time is a wasting.
MMW: No can hurry time!
RR: Huh???
MMW: Old Injin proverb!
RNB: What bird look like oh Majical-Medicine-Woman?
MMW: Me only see for one moon…glow like sun …make buzzing sound
RR: Makes buzzing sound? That doesn’t sound like any kind of bird I’ve ever heard of…does it have a name?
MMW: Old wise ones call it…“Horse-fly-birdie” Escape from DGRH medicine lab…
RR: Horse-fly-Birdie??? You’re kidding me, right? There is no such thing!
MMW: Yes…me havem one majical feather from Horse-fly-Birdie but we need more…you have many friends on couch.
RNB: Me heardem name Horse-fly-Birdie.
RR: Oh you have not Really-Num-Brain. Just a few pages ago you were sitting on the couch drinking Fruity Dregs!! Geeezzee!!!
MMW & RNB: (chanting and dancing in a circle around Red-Riter) Shun the non-believer! Shun the non-believer!
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to be continued…
It’s “Broke-Back-Majical-Medicine-Woman-on-the-Mountain”!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:
Glad you likem being in story!! Figured it was time! And you definately had to have a really cool head-dress!!! :yes:
Meanwhile, the 700-Beaver-Pelt-Pony and Goin Nowhere are fast approaching COTHville…700BPP is still carring the note…
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They finally get in to town and find the intersection of Off Course Circle and Horse Care Lane…
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700BPP: Hey GN…can you read?
GN: No, I though you knew how to read? I always see you in your stall with a book propped up above your salt lick.
700BPP: Nope can’t read a word. I just pretend since Red-Riter wrote a book about me and everything. You gotta promise not to tell her cuz’ she really, really thinks I’m having the best time reading about myself!!
GN: Your secret is safe with me.
700BPP: You know I’ve seen letters like this before…but they were always when RR was riding me in a ring. I wonder if we should go up to the first house and see if a dressage person answers the doorbell. Maybe they can tell us what it says.
GN: I don’t think our hoofs are small enough to ring the doorbell…I have a better idea…let me turn on On(e) Star again!
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700BPP: Yep it’s working.
to be continued…
And what oh what is to become of our Couch Critics?..I see everyone is still out cold…OH NO!!!..Amwrider’s tatongas are almost gone!!! And what’s happened to everyone’s feather???
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Will anyone be able to help them? Will Red-Riter and Ridem-Num-Bottom find the majic feather? Does the Broke-Back-Majical-Medicine-Woman-on-the-Mountain have enough good majic to save everyone???
Stay tuned…
I just use a straw.
RNB, y’all ain’t right.
For which I am quite grateful. :lol::lol: Your continuity is astonishing! And you have the prowess of, um, Ms Rowling herself at incorporating characters we have not seen for many pages. :winkgrin:
I think On-Star might be my favorite touch - stroke of freaking brilliance. :yes:
OMG, they aren’t tatongas anymore, they aren’t even tatas. Those are itty bitty t!tt!es. :eek:
I thought all horses came equipped with On Star…you just drop the reins and it activates the signal. Of course, they can only go one place: home. Which may not be your home, but them’s the breaks.
And I thought the size changing tatongas were part of her majic. Like mood rings.
And a last thought…I would like to thank the moderators for allowing the thread to continue…yes, it is horse related. And board related. But probably not what COTH had in mind.
Although, for all I know, they’re on the couch, or under it. I’m still sitting in the driver’s seat in the truck, waiting to see if anyone wants a ride.
OMG – I love OnStar, the resurfacing of “Shun the Non-believer!” (Charlie stuck in my head for WEEKS after I first saw it…kinda creepy)
and I’m embarassingly pleased at the Michaels reference. Makes me feel like I contributed in some tiny way…though I agree with Frank B and think his suggestion that ‘magikal feathers’ would come from a Gypsy Vanner is quite accurate!!
<<crawling back into my lurk mode again>>
Can one of you draw Karen and Teddy on the cover of SI (or better yet Newsweek) so that thread can relax?
:lol:
I wish I could - unfortunately my skills are limited to things I can copy and there isn’t anything close enough to get me there.
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Goin’ nowhere and the $700BPP were about to turn onto off course circle when another horse came galloping up…
Goin Nowhere: Check this guy out… what’s up with that pink feather… you think he’s the lead horse in a Gay Pride Parade…
$700BPP- Don’t know… I don’t see anyone else… Hey you there… Pinky.!!What’s up?
Rowdy: Pinky??? crap I still got the blasted feather on my head… I swear one of these days I’m just gonna buck that b@tch off and just forget about it… Um… hey guys… My names Rowdy and I…
$700BPP: ROWDY?? Man are you that poor horse from those video’s my mom was talkin’ about… she made you make those AND put that fruity feather on your head… man your life sucks…
Rowdy: Tell me about it… Well that Pony Boy fellow has put microchips in these blasted things for mind control… he tried to put the whammy on me but I gelded him and got away… I came here looking for help…
Goin’ Nowhere: For that crazy owner of yours??? Dude you have a PINK FEATHER on your head…
Rowdy: sighs I know… but I really don’t care about her it’s the other poor suckers I’m worried about… So can you help me or not???
GN and $700BPP: Sure we’ll help… we’ve just got to find where the couch critics are at… to give them this note… GN onstar has gotten us close but I think it is a few houses off… we keep ending up in a cornfield…
Rowdy: Well let’s take it one house at a time… surely they can’t be far away…
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Goin Nowhere: Let’s try this house… Man I didn’t know there were so many threads…I mean houses on this street… and some of those people are not so nice…
$700BPP: You’re tellin me… Let’s try this house… hey is that a pig???
Rowdy: Looks like a pig to me…
Kevin: WTH??? Are you guys the start of some gay pride parade or something… what’s with the feather??
Rowdy: Could somebody get this Da$$ thing off of me please…
$700BPP: We have a note for the Couch Critics… but we can’ find the thread…I mean house where they live… you wouldn’t know would ya…
Kevin: Sure I know… I’m a pig and pigs are wayyyyy smarter than horses…everyone knows that…
Goin Nowhere: What----everrrrr So where are they??
Kevin: There in this house right here… see the stick house… I told them a brick house would be stronger but they didn’t listen… I had a cousin that built a house out of sticks… shudders it didn’t end well… all the huffing and puffing… Come on I’ll let you in…
Finally they found the house… but where will it go from there… stay tuned…
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