* (Super-fun horsey stick art!!)

[Amwrider]

@horse-loverz;2586959

Kevin: There in this house right here… see the stick house… I told them a brick house would be stronger but they didn’t listen… I had a cousin that built a house out of stick… shudders it didn’t end well… all the huffing and puffing…

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Reds-n-Greys]

:lol::lol::lol:I LOFF THIS THREAD!!!:lol::lol::lol:

[Fixerupper]

‘it didn’t end well…all that huffing and puffing’ !!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Here’s something I can do - sort of…

< _l< _l~ < _l~
~l/>() ()(_ )
________ //&gt;_______//_ \\_\ //\
____Teddy&the team
_

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:yes:/> ll
_________ ~l"/>> ll
__________ _ >> l____ll
l____ll
l^^^l___
_______Teddy jumping the big fences

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[Horserich_Cashpoor]

Indian- speak

[QUOTE=Pony Person;2582445]
Are you talking in Indian-speak, or is this how you spell…?;)[/QUOTE]

It’s Indian-speak but I’m not sure I spelled the words right!
Is it funum horse tale or funem horse tale?

[Pony_Person]

@Horserich Cashpoor;2587192

It’s Indian-speak but I’m not sure I spelled the words right!
Is it funum horse tale or funem horse tale?

Ha ha! Sorry, I just had a hard time reading it…:uhoh:
I think it’s "funum horse tale ".

[Horserich_Cashpoor]

Now in English

I drove my Toyota to Florida and came home to a fun new horse tale!

[RNB]

700-Beaver-Pelt-Pony, Goin Nowhere and Rowdy look in the window. But wait!!! What’s this??? OMGiH!!! It’s not just Amwrider’s tatongas that are shrinking!!!

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@/____O___O_l
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@/___l\)____l

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(.(!.(((______________
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[RNB]

While the ponies are checking on the Couch Critics, RR and RNB are heading to yonder mountain in search of the Horse-fly-Birdie…

RR puts RNB back on the lead-line…

!!
.
.<l-----------/l___________________./
/_../_______________________//_\

They’re getting closer…
/
!!/
…/_/
.<l-----------/l_./_/
____/_…/_______//\

After many moons they finally reach the mountain top.

_________._!!
____________.:D:no:
_________…___l/l
_____….ll_ll
_____________/
____/
/
__________/
/\

RR: You know Nummie…this mountain looked a WHOLE lot bigger back at the tipi!!
RNB: Red-Riter must needem glasses.
RR: Ha ha…aren’t you the funny one!!! Hey do you smell something??
RNB: sniff, sniff Ugh!! Really UGH!! Yes, me smellum something familiar.
RR: Hey…wait a minute!!! I know that smell!!! WTH??? This isn’t a mountain-mountain…this is a mountain of horse$#%^!!! We’re standing on the manure pile!!!
RNB: What better place to findem Horse-fly-Birdie.
RR: Smarta##!!!

[horse-loverz]

[QUOTE=RNB;2587385]
While the ponies are checking on the Couch Critics, RR and RNB are heading to yonder mountain in search of the Horse-fly-Birdie…

RR puts RNB back on the lead-line…

!!
.
.<l-----------/l___________________./
/_../_______________________//_\

They’re getting closer…
/
!!/
…/_/
.<l-----------/l_./_/
____/_…/_______//\

After many moons they finally reach the mountain top.

_________._!!
____________.:D:no:
_________…___l/l
_____….ll_ll
_____________/
____/
/
__________/
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RR: You know Nummie…this mountain looked a WHOLE lot bigger back at the tipi!!
RNB: Red-Riter must needem glasses.
RR: Ha ha…aren’t you the funny one!!! Hey do you smell something??
RNB: sniff, sniff Ugh!! Really UGH!! Yes, me smellum something familiar.
RR: Hey…wait a minute!!! I know that smell!!! WTH??? This isn’t a mountain-mountain…this is a mountain of horse$#%^!!! We’re standing on the manure pile!!!
RNB: What better place to findem Horse-fly-Birdie.
RR: Smarta##!!![/QUOTE]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[RNB]

RR & RNB wait…and listen, hoping to hear that distinctive sound of the Horse-fly-Birdie!!

_________._!!
____________.:D:no:
_________…___l/l
_____….ll_ll
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RR: What’s that? Did you hear something Really-Not-Brite?? I think I hear a buzzing in the distance.
RNB: Me would puttum ear to ground but…
RR: Wait! I think I see something…look over there…

Far off in the distance RR & RNB see a small dot. Hey this can’t be to bad!

._!!____________________ "-.-"
__________.:D:)
_________…___l/l
_____….ll_ll
_____________/
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/
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Within a nano-second, the shy hardly ever seen bird was upon them.

_______________________________)))
____________________________/((((((
_________________________OO)))))-
___________________________! ^^^
___________.!!
____________.:eek::eek:/
_________…___l/l
_____….ll_ll
_____________/
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/
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[RNB]

While the Horse-fly-Birdie circles, RR & RNB devise a plan…

_____(((
____))))))_/
-((((((OO
___^^^…!
___________.!!
____________.:eek::eek:/
_________…___l/l
_____….ll_ll
_____________/
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/
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RNB: Now what? You gottem plan?
RR: Well…no. Actually thought you might have one.
RNB: Me no gottem plan.
RR: Grreeeaaaat!! (rolls eyes) Ok, how 'bout this. You stand on my head, grab a feather and give it a big yank!!
RNB: You kiddem Ridem-Num-Bottom
RR: No, no…I’m not kidding you
RNB: Me no likey this plan.
RR: Trust me…it’ll work…not a problem…what could possibly go wrong!
RNB: Me thinkem Red-Riter was used care saleperson before writing book!

_____________________)))
__________________/((((((
_________________OO)))))-
_____________!! ^^^-,
______________:eek:/
________.______l
________.!ll
___________…:yes:/
_______….._l
____….ll
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RR: (Yelling) Yank harder …yank harder!!!

________)))
______/((((((
_____OO)))))-
____! ^^^)–.
_______:eek:==-.
__________________:eek:
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to be continued…

[crzychestnutrider]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

does this mean we’re “little people” now??? I could stand to have some shrinkage in certain areas:D

You guys are brilliant, just the pick-er-upper I needed after a hard shift of all the fun nursing things I get to do. Especially under a full moon :eek::eek::eek:

[ChocoMare]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh my… I just used a whole sheet of papertowel to wipe the laughter tears. You’re killin’ me!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[RNB]

@crzychestnutrider;2587614

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

does this mean we’re “little people” now??? I could stand to have some shrinkage in certain areas:D

You guys are brilliant, just the pick-er-upper I needed after a hard shift of all the fun nursing things I get to do. Especially under a full moon :eek::eek::eek:

I could stand a little “shrinkage” in certain areas as well!! Maybe I need to high-tail it back to the couch!!! :lol:

[Pony_Person]

I need only 8 more posts on this thread so I can have 300 on this thread alone!:eek:

[Fixerupper]

RR: (Yelling) Yank harder …yank harder!!!

________)))
______/((((((
_____OO)))))-
____! ^^^)–.
_______:eek:==-.
__________________:eek:
_____________________
_____________________ l

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______________________)/____
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OMG :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[DairyQueen2049]

[QUOTE=Fixerupper;2587191]
‘it didn’t end well…all that huffing and puffing’ !!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Here’s something I can do - sort of…

< _l< _l~ < _l~
~l/>() ()(_ )
________ //&gt;_______//_ \\_\ //\
____Teddy&the team
_

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:yes:/> ll
_________ ~l"/>> ll
__________ _ >> l____ll
l____ll
l^^^l___
_______Teddy jumping the big fences

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___________[/QUOTE]

Thank F-upper!!! BEEEE YOOOOOU TEEE FUL! :yes:

[RNB]

Wow Fixerupper!!! Me thinkem you needem do next story!!! :winkgrin:

[Reynard_Ridge]

@Pony Person;2587930

I need only 8 more posts on this thread so I can have 300 on this thread alone!:eek:

So, Pony Person, how was your ride today?

[Pony_Person]

@Reynard Ridge;2588624

So, Pony Person, how was your ride today?

For your information, I don’t have a horse, so I only ride on my lesson days… But I did go to the barn today!