Hey Pony!
Knock-knock
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Whoās there?
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KNOCK KNOCK!
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$700BPP: Man this is seriousā¦weāre goin to need helpā¦ like medical type helpā¦ I donāt know what to do with shrinking humansā¦ heck Iām scared of my own shadow most daysā¦
Goin Nowhere: Donāt look at meā¦ hey youā¦ feather boyā¦ you got any ideasā¦
Rowdy sighs I donāt knowā¦ you guys have any other friends?
$700BPP: Hey isnāt HRH still laid up with an injuryā¦ I heard he got it protecting his master from some scary thing in the fieldā¦ I hear he has hot Nurse Mares that come and take care of himā¦
Goinā Nowhere: Reallyā¦ lucky devilā¦ but how do we get a hold of him??
Kevin: No problemā¦ I got thisā¦ HRH is in my 5 Iāll call him on my cellā¦
The other horses: In your 5??? Hey how come you got a phoneā¦
Kevin: Cloven hooves babyā¦ better to hold stuff withā¦ now to see what HRH is up toā¦
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Meanwhile HRH is getting his 2:00 massage and sponge bath from his nurse mareā¦
HRH: Thatās the spotā¦ yeahhā¦ a little more to the leftā¦gooood ā¦Song Iām too sexy plays.. OOh Thatās my cell ā¦Helloā¦
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Kevin: Ave man! Whatās up?? Howās the hock doinā
HRH: Itās doinā but Iām bloody sick of this stall rest manā¦howās it goin with you??
Kevin: Well me okā¦ the couch critics on the other hand not so goodā¦
HRH: Crap AGAIN??? What happened now?
Kevin: Iām not sureā¦ has something to do with that Pony Boy dudeā¦He put some kind of like mojo or something on them and they are like out of it dudeā¦ and shrinkingā¦ Amwriders tatongas are now itty bitty titties and everythingā¦
HRH: Wellā¦ Iām on lock downā¦ If I open this wound any more I think momās gonna crap bricks!!! How can I helpā¦
Kevin: We may need a couple of your nurse mares to check over the Critics maybe their medicinal knowlege may helpā¦
HRH: You canāt have the Belgianā¦ I like the foreign onesā¦ but sure I can send a couple of the others overā¦
Kevin: The uh smaller the horse the betterā¦they are shrinking fastā¦
HRH: Iāll put a call out to Tedā¦ he knows a mini named Chipā¦ he may know some othersā¦ Help is on the wayā¦
Kevin: Thanks, catch ya later dudeā¦
Will help arrive in timeā¦ will the nurse mares be able to help the couch criticsā¦ will Amwriders itty bitty titties ever return back to their full gloryā¦ stay tunedā¦
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Well, I was hoping Pony Person would check back in, wanted to help her reach her 300.
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Now, off to google āin my 5.ā 
ok - Iām back. Google and wiki both failed me. :no: Apparently, āin my fiveā is too generic. I assume itās some youthful slang that refers to your top five ?? people?? phone numbers ??
Ech. I hate getting old and out of touch. Luckily, my children will soon be keeping me abreast of the trends.
While waiting for the next installment, amuse yourselves with this:http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/player.swf?b=10&l=197&u=ILLUMllSOOAvIF//P_LxP92A42lCHCeeWCejXnHAS/c
in my 5 is from one of the cell phone companies commercialsā¦ top 5 people you callā¦
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While waiting for the next installment, amuse yourselves with this:http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/player.swf?b=10&l=197&u=ILLUMllSOOAvIF//P_LxP92A42lCHCeeWCejXnHAS/c[/QUOTE]
That was great! Some engineers have way too much time on their hands. Talk about Rube Goldstein! :lol:
I canāt believe that I have FINALLY caught up with this threadā¦ and that Mtn Trails is from Snohomish County. I actually know someone - well, in an online sort of way, but we did meet once, years ago - from Snohomish. Heās a computer geek. One of the authors of the original Atari BASIC.
Anywayā¦
I eagerly await the next installment.
Sorry! I was cleaning tack!
Whoās there?
I used to live in Everett WA many many moons ago!
Sorry but that is a Rube Goldbergā¦ close tho! Goldstein are the Goldbergās neighbors. :lol:
AND that Rube Goldberg is horse related because it had a polo mallet and a dress boot in it. :yes: So there.
Oh and if the Couch Critics need a fat, opinionated horsey āNurse Ratchedā to announce āMedication Tiiiiiime. Medication Tiiiiimeā, feel free to borrow my Penny Mare. :winkgrin:
Are you sure this is not an inside look at H-Lās brain?!?!?! :winkgrin: It sure would explain a lot!!!
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Are you sure this is not an inside look at H-Lās brain?!?!?! :winkgrin: It sure would explain a lot!!![/QUOTE]
Hey !!! I resemble that remark:lol::lol::lol::lol: That explains some of the noises I hearā¦ and all the ratteling around when I postā¦:lol::lol:
RR & RNB are holding on for dear life while the Horse-fly-Birdie keeps gaining altitudeā¦
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RR: (screaming) Iāve changed my mind DO NOT YANK THE DANG FEATHER!!! When I look down everything is teensy tiny!!! Hold on to that feather with all yourā¦
RNB: Too late!! Ummmmm Red-Riterā¦me gottem bad newsā¦
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RR: What do you mean rut ro???
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RNB: Me told you no likey idea! Does Red-Riter ever listen to Ridem-Num-Bottom? Nooooooooo
RR: If we surviveā¦you can yell at me later!! And I can NOT believe we didnāt wear our helmets. This is not goodā¦not good I tell yaā!!!
RNB: Me see-em us heading to somethingā¦ close eyesā¦me thinkem it gonna leave mark!
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RR: #$%%^&*^&**!!!
RNB: (muffled) no can hear you! Me thinkem you say bad word!!! No worriesā¦me okā¦me still have majic featherā¦see?
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Will RR & RNB escape from the manure pile??? Have the couch critics totally disappeared?? Will the 4-legged critters save the day yet again???
Stay tunedā¦
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They send one of the nurse miniās in the house while Goinā Nowhere looks onā¦ They bring in a bicycle pumpā¦ wonder what that is for???
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Well that fixed the itty bitty titty problemā¦ now what???
