* (Super-fun horsey stick art!!)

[horse-loverz]

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The $700BPP get’s the bright idea to get the hose and spray the couch critics with Miracle Gro… Didn’t work… Man I sure hope RR and RNB are having more luck with the medicine woman…

[Amwrider]

Yeah, that’s better.

[Amwrider]

@Pony Person;2589109

Sorry! I was cleaning tack!

Who’s there?

KNOCKKK - KNOCKKKK

[MHM]

@ChocoMare;2589222

AND that Rube Goldberg is horse related because it had a polo mallet and a dress boot in it. :yes: So there.

The thing that really made it horse related was the amount of duct tape and electrical tape they used. They must be horse people! :lol:

[RNB]

RR: You know Numby…can you remind me again as to why were doing this??
RNB: We savem friends!!
RR: Well, I’m certainly going to let them know they better buy my second book after I just did a half-gainer in to the manure pile!!! I smell! You smell!! I want a shower!!! Let’s get back to the majical medicine woman pronto!!

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RR & RNB head back to MMW’s tipi…

RR: Here ya’ go Majical-Medicine-Woman…the majical feather, fresh from the Horsie-fly-Birdie. Can we now get going so we can help the couch critics?
MMW: You havem final challenge before me helpem. You need show much bravery!
RNB: Me brave!!!
RR: WHAT??? What do you mean show bravery? What do you think we just did? Plucking the feather of, not to mention finding the dern thing,…the ugly mean nasty ill-tempered smelly Horse-fly-Birdie…falling from about 1000 feet in the air…landing on our heads… you mean to tell me that’s not enough???
MMW: Nope!
RNB: Me brave!!!
MMW: Red-Riter and Ridem-Num-bottom now face most feared spirits!!
RNB: Me brave!!! Me brave!!!
RR: What spirits??
MMW: The all-knowing, all-seeing, all-powerful…MOD GODS!!
RNB: (faints and mumbles) me no brave…me no brave…

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RR: MOD GODS??? Never heard of them!!
MMW: They control everyone’s mere existence in COTHville. You must approach, befriend and get permission to save your friends the couch critics. Without their approval…your friends will cease to exist!
RR: Are you kidding me with this stuff again??? Where in the world do you come up with such craziness?? You mean to tell me that these so called MOD GODS can make anyone vanish??? Oh, pleeeeeese!! Hey…Numb-skull…wake up…hand MMW that dang smelly feather and find us some helmets. We’ll find us some ponies and ride back to town…the heck with the Injin stuff!!!

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MMW: No, you can not save friends without help from MOD GODS!!
RR: Look…there are NO MOD GODS!! No one controls me…no one tells me what to do…

Rumbling from the sky

RR: What was that???
MMW: Ooooooohhhh…Red-Riter anger MOD GODS!!! Better not speak with fork tongue.
RNB: Me no brave…me no brave!!!
RR: That was just a little thunder, that’s all. I not only do not fear the MOD GODS I do not believe they even exist!!! And NOBODY, and I mean nobody tells me what I can and can not do or say!!!

LOUD clap of thunder followed by a bolt of lightening

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Oh dear!!! What happened to Red-Riter?

Stay tuned…

[crzychestnutrider]

WHEW!!! I’m glad the bycle pump was only for Amwrider’s ta-ta’s! I was worried about WHERE the hose was going to go:eek::eek::eek::lol::lol::lol:
I know…sick mind. My excuse is that it seems like we are having an enema-fest at work:no::no:

RNB better be fast on her feet, er, hands to escape the lightening bolts:lol::lol::lol:

[RNB]

RUT RO!!! We’ve done sprung a leek!!! DUCT TAPE PRONTO!!! Who’s got the duct tape??? Oh no!!! RR has the blue duct tape!!! Hang in there Amwrider…

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[Amwrider]

My tatongas are only 35psi, I think the mini may have overdone them a little bit.

Please, someone have some duct tape on them, I hate to think of how else to stop the leak. Anyone have a Dutch boy (…er, preferably a man) handy?

[Amwrider]

On second thought, ignore the Dutch boy comment. My memory just cleared up and the Dutch boy did not plug up a dam with his finger, he plugged up a dyke.

Let’s not go there…

[Pony_Person]

@Amwrider;2589586

KNOCKKK - KNOCKKKK

WHO’S THERE???

[Reynard_Ridge]

@horse-loverz;2588942

in my 5 is from one of the cell phone companies commercials… top 5 people you call…

Ah, tv! :yes: I don’t have one. :winkgrin:

[Reynard_Ridge]

@horse-loverz;2589487

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Well that fixed the itty bitty titty problem… now what???

Oooooooo, I think I just about died laughing.
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[Reynard_Ridge]

@RNB;2589678

RUT RO!!! We’ve done sprung a leek!!! DUCT TAPE PRONTO!!! Who’s got the duct tape??? Oh no!!! RR has the blue duct tape!!! Hang in there Amwrider…

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

(I am a little sad that my character has been eradicated by lightening, but I hold forth hope! I suspect RNB will come to my rescue - she’s pretty tenatious). :yes:

[Amwrider]

@Pony Person;2589959

WHO’S THERE???

KNOCKKKKK KNOCKKKKK KNOCKKKK KNOCKKKKK BAM BAM BAM THUMP THUMP…

[Pony_Person]

@Amwrider;2590023

KNOCKKKKK KNOCKKKKK KNOCKKKK KNOCKKKKK BAM BAM BAM THUMP THUMP…

WHO’S THERE???

(btw, thanks Amwrider! I think I have one or two more posts to go!)

[horse-loverz]

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Nurse Mare: I don’t know what else to do… Chip here fixed the leak in Amwiders tatongas with some silly puddy and duck tape… but he can barely crawl out of the house now.
Chip: Even I’m getting to big for this… I don’t think I can make another trip in…
$700BPP: Well all we can do now is hope that mom and RNB get some help from the Majikal Medical Woman…
Rowdy: I wonder what’s going on with Pony Boy???

[horse-loverz]

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Pony Boy and Rides without Panties are getting a new shipment of feathers and other Pony Boy merchandise for the next very large expo…

[Amwrider]

@Pony Person;2590201

WHO’S THERE???

(btw, thanks Amwrider! I think I have one or two more posts to go!)

KNOCKKKNOCKKKNOCKKKKBAMMMBAMMMKNOCKKKKBAMMM

WE WANT OUR GRAIN! ! ! !

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[Amwrider]

Pony Person, are we getting close? One more? Two more???

[Reynard_Ridge]

@Amwrider;2590533

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WE WANT OUR GRAIN! ! ! !

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Nice job keeping it horse related!

I am continually impressed and awed by the talent, smarts and humor on this thread.