I think you should get your attorney to try to file a restraining order to keep her away from you and your horse. And also add harassment to the charges.
Good luck!
ETA: Also libel and slander if she starts bad-mouthing you.
Sent you a PM with a suggestion.
Horse thief in altered state
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I agree with MLC. Sheesh, what a looney
So I haven’t posted on this thread for a while, but have been a faithful reader… but I just wanted to say
THIS IS THE BEST THREAD…EVER
All Y’all are awesome!! 
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Now THAT I can draw!!
wink, nudge
See, all the heese are gone and I am not even David Copperfield!![/QUOTE]
Yet another masterpiece. …true artistes abound on this thread!
[QUOTE=alterlicous;3070668]I’m beginning to think my horse will have to permanently stay in hiding either that or I’ll have to pay for 2 stalls one for him and one for me and my shotgun.
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Wow. Is this “trainer” nuts? At least you’ll be able to get some sleep with the shotgun. It won’t be goosey from seeing all those strange farm animals & eating from (gasp!) a bucket on the ground. Poor horsey & poor Alterlicious, you’re gonna have to write a book about your life on the run with a very large animal.
[QUOTE=MidlifeCrisis;3070708]I think you should get your attorney to try to file a restraining order to keep her away from you and your horse. And also add harassment to the charges.
Good luck![/QUOTE]
Double ditto to that.
DGRH- hope you’re feeling better soon. Poor Ted is probably out there right now wondering if maybe you have decided to stay home and eat all the peeps without him. I have been getting extra fervent friskings from Bashirah as I have only been out to see her twice a week for the last few weeks. These d@mned gas prices are killing me and are breaking my horse’s heart. She just doesn’t understand why I’m not around more. I wonder if she thinks that there is a carrot shortage or something?
DQ got to ride last night:
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-<<->> up the road around the ice
<):D__~
-<<->> down the road around the ice
rinse wash repeat.
It’s desperate measures for DQ to ride the roads as she was once hit by a truck on her horse on the road.
The sand hill cranes & robins are back - the trees are trying to bud.
And yet the ground remains ice covered and frozen in MI. 
Please send spring north.
Alterlish - it sure seems a good lawyer would be a good investment now. :yes: Hows the prince doing in his low rent district digs??
This trainer is a NUT JOB. Sleazy and unethical.
Worst case scenario, for the short term, we could play “Musical Horsie” and he could go on a tour and visit nearby COTHers and their horses.
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Poopikins is getting a new name and thanks to a suggestion by MLC another bit of bling… Will be having and appt with attorney soon… Horsey is soooo happy and sooo relaxed now… grazing next to cow and all. It’s amazing the difference being turned out (previous asshat hadn’t turned horses out in almost 2 months… AT ALL) We have just been hanging out giving scritches and carrots and letting him chill and relax. Although the goats and their babies will be turned out soon… so that could be interesting… but he is converting to country life quite well…
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City horse with straw hat and hay in his teeth…
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alterlicious & city horse escaping by the light of the moon
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alterlicious and city horse camping out, on the run
an idea!!
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alterlicious and city horse diguised as Daisy Mae and her Appaloosa enter the Witless Protection Program (that is… protection from the witless)
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alterlicious and city horse camping out, on the run
an idea!!
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alterlicious and city horse diguised as Daisy Mae and her Appaloosa enter the Witless Protection Program (that is… protection from the witless)
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I loff it… :yes: contacted attorney today and she will be sending a letter to wackjob trainer informing her of the reprocussions if said horse should disappear. It should prove interesting when she gets that letter.
I loff that…“Witless Protection Program…”
Anyone heard from Amwrider?
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I imagine she hasn’t gotten much sleep being a new auntie and all
Jingles for you, alterlicous! Hopefully everything will work out ok.:yes:
FU, love “Witless Protection Program”!:lol:
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alterlicious and city horse diguised as Daisy Mae and her Appaloosa enter the Witless Protection Program (that is… protection from the witless)
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Fixerupper, that’s hilarious :lol:
and DQ that’s exactly how I’m riding these days, except I stay on our lane. The roads around here are scarey, :eek: you’re much braver than I am 
:mad:i!i!i:cool:^^
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<:D:)(>:):D<o(>:):winkgrin::DM><):D:cool::winkgrin:M:D:cool::):lol:/>:D:cool::winkgrin:<:cool:
HRH and Yummie LOUD WHISTLE
Ernie: AHHH the agony*rolls on ground *
Kevin: Pea brain… those are YOUR feathers… he didn’t hit you…
Ernie: I see a light… ahhhhh… ahhhh… so cold… so cold… mother… is that you???
RNB: GEORGIO!!! What on earth are you doing… Stop that… I’m wearing a bucket a a skirt so short my who-ho is close to hanging out… have you been inhaling too many hair color fumes or something???
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<:D:)(>:):D<o(>:):winkgrin::DM><):D:cool::winkgrin:M:D:cool::):lol:/>:D:cool::winkgrin:<:cool:
Georgio: Oh No… what is zis???
HRH: They are Mercenary Peacocks… one wrong move… and you will be looking like swiss cheese…
Georgio: I am not Swiss spits I am French…
Yummie: Fine you’ll be French cheese… now do what the French do best and surrender…
Georgio: Ahh But my fazer was German… we never surrender!!!
HRH: All right we warned you… yells to peacocks GO AHEAD GUYS LET HIM HAVE IT!!!
Ernie: Whailing I’m to young to die!!! I have more eggs to lay…
Kevin: shaking Ernie by the neck Pull yourself together man… think what would Big Bird do??? What are you an Emu or a chicken?!? Eggs??? Hey aren’t you a BOY emu??? You don’t lay eggs you fool!!!
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<:D:)(>:):D<o(>:):winkgrin::DM><):D:cool::winkgrin:M:D:cool::):lol:/>:D:cool::winkgrin:<:cool:
Peacock1: clicks on radio Alpha one to alpha 2 ready weapons to fire
Peacock 2: clicks on radio Alpha 2 ready… Alpha 3 you ready
Peacock3: clicks on radio Alpha 3 ready to fire at will…
Llamas: Uh oh… we had better duck again…
Peacock1: Ready… aim… FIRE!!!
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:):D<:):winkgrin:(>M:):lol::D/>:winkgrin:<o(>:D:yes::)M:):winkgrin:<<):):D:cool::winkgrin:;)<_
<:D:)(>:):D<o(>:):winkgrin::DM><):D:cool::winkgrin:M:D:cool::):lol:/>:D:cool::winkgrin:<:cool:
Georgio: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
RNB: I got the dress!!! Who hooooo!!! I can take down horse rustlers and crazy hairdressers!!! [I]starts singing I’m every woman…
To be continued…
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BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:
Ok…I know I haven’t been on lately…but I promise to get back to my stick art duties next week!!! :yes: Looks like I have a lot of catching up to do!!!
pssst RNB enjoyed her convresation with horse-loverz today!!
Brave - pfft. :no: Foolish.:yes: I am just so desperate to ride that I decided I had to take a chance. :eek:
Your horse hares are a hoot!!! :lol: :lol:
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Brave - pfft. :no: Foolish.:yes: I am just so desperate to ride that I decided I had to take a chance. :eek:[/Quote]
:lol: I can never tell the difference between bravery and foolishness but me thinks you’re probably brave.
Thank you. But it took so long I exhausted my remaining neuron :no: Now I’m ready to sit back and be entertained by the geniuses on this thread
…*~…<- Remaining neuron
HorseLover, can’t wait to see what will happen. You and the other horse stick artists have made me laugh so much my face hurts
HL, that’s great! You get PP’s Certified Swarovski Crystal Star! *
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