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Then he tries his hand at passing himself off as a mare… subtly using the skirt to cover his manly bits… I think he needs queer eye for the strait gelding though…
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Without the mustache, he looks just like SUPERMAN
Oops, I meant Clark Kent
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so funny :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
BWA ha ha!!!
THAT is a HOOT!!!
I haven’t been on this thread in QUITE a while – good to see it’s still doing well. 
I came to offer the suggestion that the “Riding after Vag Hyst” thread has some great story potential. Someone posted that they thought perhaps “Vag Hyst” was
a Nordic trainer, someone else thought perhaps a pirate…it seemed like it had “Stick Horse thread” written ALL over it…let the games begin!!
I thought Vag Hyst was something the Gypsy horses did after farting butterflies to rid themselves of the human on their back. Of course, it is a special, patoned move, only GVs can do.
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Not recommended…
Exactly!! Bull calves loose the jewels as soon as I get to it. Somewhere around 2 weeks to 6 months. I try to do it before or after the worst of the flies and when the ground isn’t two wet and nasty. April or May and September and October are the preferred times.
Dairy bulls are notoriously nasty. My dad had his pelvis broke when a holstein bull got him down and as my son said gave him a noogie. I herded him into the horse trailer with the skid loader. He never left the trailer on the way to cold time out. (There is some stick art fodder.)
I can AI my cows for between $15 and $20 a straw so it is much cheaper than keeping a bull for a year to breed 3 dairy cows. I do run a bull on the beef cattle as it is hard to catch them in heat and confine them to breed. The milk cows are bred when they come in to be milked about 12 hours after the first sign of heat.
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Well done DAiryQueen and Fixerupper!
I’m told that’s why you never see bull riders on them.
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Dairy Bull vs Dairy Queen
Dairy Queen? Isn’t that someone who does those fancy movements in an indoor arena on their milking cows? Holsteiners?
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You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music’s high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You’re in the mood for a dance
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Dairy queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dairy queen
A tribute to Abba and Dairy Queen…
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H-L, girl…you ain’t right!!!
You guys are a bunch of sickos, which is why I like y’all so much.
Grrr…earwoms… Thanks alot, HL…:p:lol:
Can you get any funnier? I don’t think so :lol::lol::lol:
Oh, HL-have you been sniffing at nozzle on the Show Sheen or something???
You a seriously NQR, but yet… friggin’ hilarious:D(and an artiste’ -besides:lol:)
And about those dairy bulls- am I ever glad that someone here knows something about them! My neighbor has two pretty young ones, maybe a year or so old. One is shy and sweet and the other is pushy & just playful. Or so I thought. They don’t yet have their horns but the little monster was trying to butt me last week when I went into their pasture to visit them. I kept trying to shoo him away and he just wasn’t having it. Finally I realized that maybe I wasn’t in such a good place or with such a good cow after all and picked up a fence board that was down and brandished it at him. He still kept coming- not fast, but with steady determination. Maybe he was being playful, maybe not. After having read the posts here though, I think all my baby bull petting will take place from the other side of the fence.
:lol::lol::lol::lol: Earworm extraordinare.
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HL has no idea what RydArab is talking about… so what if my horse has had the most shiny tail in the barn for the last year… sniff and I have stock in Show Sheen… it doesn’t necessarily mean I have a problem… sniff
