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Indie: Darnit captured by the ancient Inverness Tribe… They are always cranky due to their continues Inverness problems due to chronic loincloth chaffing…I’m going to have to think fast to get out of this one to keep looking for the crystal jolly ball!!
Sorry had to get ready to go to work so a teeny add for a bump… will hope to add more soon.
snort! “chronic loincloth chaffing…” :lol: :lol: :lol:
Here is what’s going on in PP-land…
I rode Paris today…
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…she started ignoring me, and I wasn’t very happy about that but when we got back to the barn…
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…she gave me a kiss and all was well.
Which made me realize that when around horses, I’m putty in their hooves.
ROFLMAO!:lol::lol::lol:
:lol::lol::lol: Thanks a lot. Forever after that will be what I see when I try to visualize good flat work on Maria Canela.
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Indie: If you just let me get back to my Jeep over there I may have help for your ancient problem… you know… el problemo… el chafo…
Chief Chaffed Ding Dong : Uggg. Our Tribe be dwindling due to lack of interest from females especially my wife… High Priestess Chaffed Who Ha Haa! We may be able to spare you if you can help solve our problem…
Indie: I promise I think I have a solution…
Chief Chaffed Ding Dong: Release him… but use force if he tries anything funny…
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Indie: It’s in here… I just know it…
Chief CDD: OOH now we sore from walking you better hurry…
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Indie: Here is a bottle of a majikal substance called Body glide… Chief I think your wife The High Priestess will really like this… Wait I have more…
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Chief CDD: What is this strange garmet??
Indie: Underwear… Place these under your loincloth and that will help the chaffing and make the ladies more receptive to errr other activities…
Chief CDD: These strange objects will help our women and ourselves with the uncomfortableness in the no speak of em region???
Indie: Promise!!
Chief CDD: Well for your help we will give you gifts to help you in your search for the Crystal Jolly Ball… He who speaks with forked tongue was here looking for the ball… we were going to eat him for dinner but he spoke so quickly before we knew it we had traded some food and beads for an orange stick and some string… You will need our objects to ward of the evil majick of his words…
Indie: Thank you Chief CDD…
Whew Indie seemed to get out of that one… wonder what the tribe will give Indie for his journey…
To be continued…
I am wondering if the tribe has the Great Store of Off Season Peeps…?
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I was at the horspitol on Thursday (non-emergency) and there were Gypsy Vanners coming from the breeding barn. :eek: And one was actually kind of cute:yes:
Here’s me at the horspital
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:sigh:……(Good, now I have gas money for the next 10 years)
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“Men at some time are masters of their fates: The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underwear-less*”. Bill S., Julius Caesar
Someday, perhaps I will be forgiven for a misquote quite that dramatic. But, if the (under)pants fit, well, you know how it goes. :lol:
*If it’s killing you, the actual quote is “underlings”
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:lol: :lol: :lol: (RR, I know you probably meant the Frank Sinatra version of this song, but I couldn’t help but think of the Sex Pistol’s cover.:p)
:lol: Yes, indeed, Frank was the earworm du jour. The Sex Pistols covered that song?? :dead: I’m sure I could find a link to it, but I rather like the way Sinatra sounds inside my head. :yes:
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All’s well that ends well…
A few weeks ago I finally got my copy of the $700 pony and put it by my bed but hadn’t started it because I’m always asleep on the way up the stairs.
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But yesterday, after two Dr Peppers and a very bad day at New Holland,
I got in bed …|:eek:__^_|…And then I remembered the book!
Pretty soon this :eek: went to 
and then to and on to :lol:
Thanks RR
