* (Super-fun horsey stick art!!)

[ChocoMare]

Well AMW, now you’re ready for a mammogram. Once you’ve been squooshed in an ER’s door, the cold plate of the mammography machine will seem like nothing! :lol: :lol:

[Pony_Person]

@RNB;3257235

RAR: Ok…that’s it!! I’m taking charge!! PP, what’s you cell phone number. I’m going to call AMW and see what’s going on!
PP: It’s I-M-PARIS…
RAR: I-M-PARIS?? What kinda a number is that?
PP: Paris is my horse.
RAR: Oh…well that’s peachy PP but you’re gonna have to help me out here. I can’t read these dang little letters on this phone so can you just give me the numbers?
PP: Sure…467-2747
RAR: Thanks! RAR punches in the numbers

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Hey that gives me an idea…

:winkgrin:now where did I put my phone…:winkgrin:

[Pony_Person]

@horse-loverz;3257266

Well now she’s a 38 long for sure…:lol::lol: All this trouble and they are not even inside yet…:lol::lol:

Maybe that song is in order

Do your tits hang low
_
_. <uu>
_./\

Do they wobble to and fro

<[I]uu><[/I]uu>
[I]<|___|>[/I]

Can you tie them in a knot

_____
____<@>
_____/
Can you tie them in a bow
______
_____<&>
______/\

Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier??

______<:)u
________(>
________/\

Do your tits hang low…

That is very disturbingly funny!:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Amwrider]

@ChocoMare;3257362

Well AMW, now you’re ready for a mammogram. Once you’ve been squooshed in an ER’s door, the cold plate of the mammography machine will seem like nothing! :lol: :lol:

Ain’t that the truth!

I am ROFLMAO over here.

[eqsiu]

@Reynard Ridge;3257275

Lord love a duck, h-l, you’ve gone off the deep end! :eek:

Welcome. :winkgrin:

ahem The Boskydell Pony Club version:

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Are there three of them in all?
Do you have an extra ball?
Are you a tri-balled lunatic?
Do three balls surround you dick?
Do you have, three, balls?

We had a lot of time on our hands while cleaning stalls. If only I could find out version of I Will Survive.

[Amwrider]

@eqsiu;3257696

If only I could find out version of I Will Survive.

Ahhhh, now I have an earworm for the rest of the day…:eek:

[horse-loverz]

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PP: HL we have another situation… Amwriders tatongas are more like pancakes now…

HL: No problem I have more KY jelly hold on a minute…

PP: We see it oozing out the door now…

HL: Affirmitive… Amwrider would you like to get your mamogram while you are already squished…

Amwrider: @#((&%#)#$(#)%#(#$)(#)_(#

HL: I’ll take that as a no.

PP: Um you might want to hurry her tatonga’s are turning a bit blue…

HL: DON’T RUSH ME!!!

Amwrider #)#)()#$)#$@#$(*#$(#($#( HURRY!!!

HL: ONE… TWO… THREE…

[DressageGeek_Ribbon]

What is amazing is how we can jump to and fro from topic to topic, and every one of them is brilliant. (No thanks to me! I’m not the talented one here!)

[horse-loverz]

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PP: Ummm HL… we still have… um… nipples on the outside…

HL: Amwrider how do you feel about a nippleectomy? I hear they can make new ones. They do wonders with tattooing nowadays… OUCH!!! Ok ok maybe not

Amwrider: &^%&%&%&^%&%&%&*%

[horse-loverz]

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HL:We’ve had a successful delivery… I need Oxygen STAT!!!

PP: OMG is Amwrider ok???

HL : Affirmitive… we are patching up the leaks and starting the reinflation process now…

RAR: Did she say reinflation process???

PP: You have to get the rest of us in there HL!

HL: Roger… I will look for alternative entryways in… RNB is here with me and she will attend to Amwrider.

CCrititcs: RNB IS THERE!!!

HL: Affirmitive… HL out!

[Pony_Person]

@horse-loverz;3259353

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PP: Ummm HL… we still have… um… nipples on the outside…

Hl, you ain’t right!:lol:

(But that’s why we love you:p)

[LostFarmer]

As a kid I used to milk cows with my grandmother. She was bra adverse in her later years. My brother and I often sang a version of this on the way to the barn. Lets just say that it wasn’t pretty. LF

@horse-loverz;3257266

Well now she’s a 38 long for sure…:lol::lol: All this trouble and they are not even inside yet…:lol::lol:

Maybe that song is in order

Do your tits hang low
_
_. <uu>
_./\

Do they wobble to and fro

<[I]uu><[/I]uu>
[I]<|___|>[/I]

Can you tie them in a knot

_____
____<@>
_____/
Can you tie them in a bow
______
_____<&>
______/\

Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier??

______<:)u
________(>
________/\

Do your tits hang low…

[Pony_Person]

@LostFarmer;3259546

As a kid I used to milk cows with my grandmother. She was bra adverse in her later years. My brother and I often sang a version of this on the way to the barn. Lets just say that it wasn’t pretty. LF

HL, before you start typing, please, please, PLEASE- DON’T make a stick art depiction of this!:o

[Fixerupper]

ummm…better nipples out than nipples in…ouch!! is that like belly buttons? OK…WAIT…don’t go there …!!!

[Pony_Person]

@Fixerupper;3259797

ummm…better nipples out than nipples in…ouch!! is that like belly buttons? OK…WAIT…don’t go there …!!!

:dead: :dead: :dead:

[didgery]

…<U>
…~O…(.i.)/
…/W-|U||
…n_|u.||

Braless Grandma milking Bessie - I’m sure it could be done better, but I needed the practice.

[horse-loverz]

[QUOTE=didgery;3259818]
…<U>
…~O…(.i.)/
…/W-|U||
…n_|u.||

Braless Grandma milking Bessie - I’m sure it could be done better, but I needed the practice.[/QUOTE]

Maybe it’s Madonna in her later years when her cone bra goes south…:lol::lol: I loff it!!

ETA And PP note I didn’t do it:winkgrin::lol::lol:

[Fixerupper]

Gramma and the cow sharing a moment
@’’,
____:no:!l>
__(W=()
_’_X]].//W_ll

Sorry…just had to share my mental picture …:lol:

[horse-loverz]

@didgery;3259818

…<U>
…~O…(.i.)/
…/W-|U||
…n_|u.||

Braless Grandma milking Bessie - I’m sure it could be done better, but I needed the practice.

[quote=Fixerupper;3260024]Gramma and the cow sharing a moment
@’’,
____:no:!l>
__(W=()
_’_X]].//W_ll

Sorry…just had to share my mental picture …:lol:
[/quote]

____:o
_____|
_____/\

HL want’s to state for PP THEY did it … THEY did it not me… :lol::yes::lol:

[Pony_Person]

@horse-loverz;3260054

____:o
_____|
_____/\

HL want’s to state for PP THEY did it … THEY did it not me… :lol::yes::lol:

Tsk, tsk, tsk HL. Blaming innocent FU and didgery…

kidding!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: