FU before;
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FU after;
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(with heels! and if you’re going blonde, gotta have groovy shades!:D)
“This is a breech entry” :lol::lol::lol: This is ott (over the top)
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^ What RR said! :lol:
:lol::lol::lol: Excellent PP!!!
hmmm, gonna have to re-learn how to walk in heels!!!..been a while :lol:
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AMW: HL? [I]taps foot[/I] HL??? taps foot some more then yells H.L.?
HL: HL here…
AMW: HL, where have you been?
HL: I went to get a doctor…someone who has had experience in these types of difficult deliveries.
AMW: Ummm, HL, you do realize we “ain’t birthin no baby” here don’t you?
HL: Affirmative
AMW: Stop with the military mumbo-jumbo!!
HL: Roger
AMW: #^$%&(&*^!!! heavy sigh Ok genius…what’s the plan?
HL: I’m going to try and squeeze some KY Jelly through the door. You spread it all over FUx32.5’s legs. The good doctor and I will pull…you hold on tight to her feet and push as hard as you can. Perhaps you would like to practice some Lamaze breathing exercises before we start?
AMW: (she’s speechless)
HL: AMW? You still there?
AMW: Yes I’m still here…but I’m beginning to wonder if you’re all there…mentally! But I’m ready…let’s do it! FUx32.5’s toes are starting to curl-up.
HL: Ok…on the count of three. Ooonnneeee…ttwwwwwooooooo…THREE!!!
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In an instant…AMW, still holding on to FUx32.5’s feet, vanished through the emergency room door!
Just to make her an even number again she is now a Flattened Fixerupper… now an even 33 at last!!:lol:
:no: Poor Fixerupper - I think she’s really F*&^%$ Up this time.
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Indie: Hey… is that a city up ahead… wait a minute is that the space needle?? and the monorail??.. We’re in SEATTLE???
Jay: Yup where did you think we were… Brazil…rolls eyes
Indie: Hey I just jumped on the plane and got dropped in the woods… no one told me where I was going… I just heard the sound track and went into action… Well if we are outside Seattle why are you all living in the woods like natives??
Jay: Oh that… Well the tribe elders were a group of old hippies who wanted to live “off the grid” and not follow “the man’s” rules… and to finally grow the perfect coffee bean. So much like M Night Shamalan’s craptasic movie The Village they formed their own tribe. Some partook of more less than legal substances in their day that left them… let’s say a little more left of center than normal. And since the 2 founding members were a gynocologist and a urologist we all got such “interesting” names. If you think you’re childhood sucked you ain’t got nothin on me I promise you…
Indie: blink blink wow… You saw The Village??
Jay: Oh yes I sneak away to regain my sanity often… How long would you want to stay around a bunch of aging hippies… hyped up on home grown coffee and peyote… with questionable hygene habits… Yup I ride my pony Bologna often to escape…
Indie: So the Crystal Jolly ball is here??
Jay: Yes I heard it is in a building that was built over an ancient indian burial ground… I think it is a hospital or something…
Indie: Well this should be interesting…
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Indie: … I just heard the sound track and went into action… .[/QUOTE]
:lol::lol::lol:
Ooooooo, the tension builds! :eek:
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I packed up the horses and we headed to NY, leaving DH with 4 dogs, two goats and two cats :eek:
…:lol:/ _="…/"=/_="
…|…//…, ,…\…Everybody high fiving it once S et al are out of sight…{> <@_
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a change is as good as a rest :lol:
RAR: Ok…that’s it!! I’m taking charge!! PP, what’s you cell phone number. I’m going to call AMW and see what’s going on!
PP: It’s I-M-PARIS…
RAR: I-M-PARIS?? What kinda a number is that?
PP: Paris is my horse.
RAR: Oh…well that’s peachy PP but you’re gonna have to help me out here. I can’t read these dang little letters on this phone so can you just give me the numbers?
PP: Sure…467-2747
RAR: Thanks! RAR punches in the numbers
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AMW: Hello?
RAR: AMW? Are you alright?
AMW: Um, yeah…I think so! How in sam heck did I get inside??
RAR: Ugh! Another one of HL’s brilliant plans back-fired. You should have let go!
AMW: Tell ya’ what I’m going to do. I’ll run back out and we’ll see if we can find another way in…k?
RAR: Great…we’ll wait here for you.
AMW gets a running start!!! Doors open and close within a nano-second!!
sssshhhhhhh - BOINK!!!
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The CC’s are speechless!!! It seems AMW’s tatongas took a direct hit!!!
RAR: AMW…AMW…are you ok???
AMW: #$&%^*)#^$%$%!!! What do you think!!! #$^(%$%^!!!
RAR: I’m guessing…No??
AMW: Really? What was your first clue?? Do you think you could help a girl out here? These doors are really starting to squish these puppies…ouch…oooch…dang it all to…uh oh??
RAR: Uh oh? uh oh what?
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Oh No!!!
our very own AMW with vertically squished tatongas!!!
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AND a tall, willowy, blond/gorgeous (sorry ;), getting carried away) FU, in heels!!!
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WHAT is our world coming to???
Well now she’s a 38 long for sure…:lol::lol: All this trouble and they are not even inside yet…:lol::lol:
Maybe that song is in order
Do your tits hang low
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Do they wobble to and fro
<[I]uu><[/I]uu>
[I]<|___|>[/I]
Can you tie them in a knot
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Can you tie them in a bow
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Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier??
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Do your tits hang low…
Lord love a duck, h-l, you’ve gone off the deep end! :eek:
Welcome. :winkgrin:
Thank you RR. As my signature states… I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it!!!:lol::lol:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:I love you stick horsie people:lol::lol:
