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And the Stick Art world utters an audible AWWWWWWW!!! :yes::yes:

Ooooh! A Starbucks nearby!!! :smiley:
PP abandons the stick-art gang for a quick frappucino

LF, Ginger is adorable.:yes:

OMG… that first picture is just the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. :slight_smile: HUGE AWWWWWWWWWWW factor.

Bad TB’s… Bad Bad TB’s… :smiley: Not surprised though. :wink:

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Horse encountering a pack goat on the trail.

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Horse encountering a pack goat on the trail.[/QUOTE]

Yes, but which is on the high side? :lol:

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Bad TB’s… Bad Bad TB’s… :smiley: Not surprised though. ;)[/QUOTE]

Bwahaha - I LOFF Bad TBs!! :lol:

…as the barn turns…

Ted stays in the pasture with his buddy Bo, also a TB. Bo, like Ted, has always been low man on the totem pole (think negative numbers here). So they get to stay together, where no other horse will look at them, causing them to gallop off (and gallop, and gallop, and gallop).

Every time we get a day without rain, which happens, on average, less than once a week, the rest of the geldings get to leave their paddock and go out on the grass. Except for poor Teddy, a 5 yr old Percheron/Andalusian cross. Poor Teddy, it appears, has a type of contact dermatitis that is caused by, or exacerbated by, grass. So poor Teddy was forced to stay in the paddock when the other boys went out for some grass (green, bladey kind, as opposed to the fine Columbian discussed in another thread). As Teddy is also not high on the totem pole, Ted and Bo came into the paddock, the rest of the boys went out, and Teddy stayed.

Bo immediately began circling Ted, protecting, his, um, “beyatch” from Teddy’s proclivities. Not that Teddy had any. He’s a young, innocent, naive boy, unaware of the perversions other geldings might get up to.

Bo was absolutely insistent that Ted was his. And threatened Teddy, who, sweet baby, didn’t quite realize the effect of his size 5’s on Bo’s butt.

Here is my stick art depiction of the saga:

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Nice to know Ted has a protector. My horsie I think now has a partner in crime or someone to plan troublemaking schemes with. We’ll see how it goes. :yes:

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RAR: PP cover your ears…

PP: Why do you always say that… it’s always too late and I read/hear it anyways. I’m almost a grown up darnit! [I]stomps foot and pouts
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RAR: It makes us feel better darnit.

Geek: Um HL… RNB?

HL : Affirmitive we are just beginning the tattonga reinflation procedure.

Amwrider: The tattonga WHAT procedure…You get your crazy hands off my tattongas… don’t you think you’ve done enough damage??

HL: One moment…*HL walks off and returns with…**

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Amwrider: Hey that’s a BIG needle!! What are you going to do with THAT…

HL: Don’t worry… it will only hurt a little…

Amwrider: NOOOOOOO!! *[I]as HL administers a “happy shot”

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HL: Now…that’s better… RNB you ready to start with the procedure:

RNB: Ridum Num Bottom ready for majikal treatment

Geek: whispering Guys you notice that umm… RNB is wearing her feather and going by her indian name again??

RAR: I haven’t made any fruity dregs lately… you think she’s been working to hard on that bill of hers and maybe snapped???

Geek: Could be… We’ll have to keep our eye on her… There are other strange things I am noticing around here though… hmmmmmm…

To be continued…

Ridum-Numottom is back! :lol:

I loff Ridum Numbottom!!!

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HL: I think a little oxygen and a few majikal chants will work wonders for these tattongas. RNB, pass the oxygen over here.
RNB: One Oxygen coming right up

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B[/B] Thanks. Now lets get these puppies inflated

… Uh oh. Will Nurse RL notice she has the helium? What’s to become of the tattongas? What’s to become of AM???

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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RNB: Ready for the reinflation process…

HL: Procede. Make it so number 1. You do have her hooked up to th oxygen tank correct.

RNB: Yup… I thinkum so…

CC: Wait!!!
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RNB: Umm… HL… Umm… We have a problem…

HL: I thought you said you had the oxygen!!!

RNB: Dammit HL I’m a Indian Sqaw not a DR!!!

HL: Ummm O…K… Quick grab a leg…STAT… Turn it off before she floats away…

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HL: Here you go PP … you can carry her around…

Geek: She looks like a Macy’s Day Parade Balloon!!!

PP: I get an Amwrider balloon COOL!!

RNB: Ridum Num Bottom want to ride next…

HL: Umm… that would be a negative on that…

RAR: Ummm HL… I’m noticing some strange things around this place… why are all the doors locked…

HL: That’s so the pt’s can’t get out silly…

CC: ???.

Stay tuned…

“Permission for fly-by?” (Maverick to AWMrider)
“Thats a negative Ghost Rider- your pattern is full…”

I waited 446 pages to throw in a Top Gun quote!?! Thank you AMWRIDER for affording me this opportunity. CYA on the ground, if you get there!

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Chester’s mom: Hey… where did FU go???

RNB: Oh I fixum her up good… I’ll go get her…

CC: This can’t be good…

RNB: You sayum bad things about my majikal medicine???

CC: No No …

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RNB: See I putum special neck brace on…

HL: Now FU is Facially Uplifted…

CC: Groan… anyone know what number that is now???

FU: I think 38 but this is so much better than a bucket over my head.

RAR: Hey I think Amwriders getting cold… either that or she is continuing to expand beyond her shirt…

Geek: Well you see as helium expands it…blah blah blah… yada yada yada…

RAR: OK… but to keep this PG 13 can we get her a sweater or something??

Chester’s Mom: HL you were mentioning something about the units being locked so the pt’s couldn’t get out?? What did you mean by that?

HL: Oh that … This is a hospital for the Horsily Insane… I thought you knew that… Crazy Over Their Horses General Hospital = COTH General Hospital
We had to separate the people by their disciplines… to prevent fighting… we have the Eventer’s ward, the Hunter’s ward… The DQ ward… and so on… Do you guys want a tour??

CC: Well why not…

To be continued…

[QUOTE=Griffyn;3272821]
“Permission for fly-by?” (Maverick to AWMrider)
“Thats a negative Ghost Rider- your pattern is full…”

I waited 446 pages to throw in a Top Gun quote!?! Thank you AMWRIDER for affording me this opportunity. CYA on the ground, if you get there![/QUOTE]

Glad we could oblige you!!!:yes::lol::lol: