An earworm for y’all…
Went out to the barn last night, and there was Ted and Bow, grazing peacefully a deux (or in parallel, as we geeks would say):
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And it made me think of the Tod Rundgren song:
“I don’t wanna work, I wanna graze on de grass all day”
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“I don’t wanna work, I wanna play on de grass all day”
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Yes, but nothing beats licking a finger and smoothing the eyebrow.[/QUOTE]
Oh…is that bad?
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Slow night on horsie stick art :lol:
Haha, for my nephew, I recently bought him a bunch of T-shirts with sayings for his 12th birthday. One of them says “Pull My Finger” and the other one has a cartoon of a guy on a tractor in a field and it says “I Just Cut A Big One” He loves wearing them!
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FU: It looks like the Parelli room in here.
HL: Well sort of this is for the Zealots… you see there is a couple of Parelliites playing the circle game and the trust game with their friends. And that guy over there thinks he IS GM. We can’t put him in the H/J ward or else they would hurt themselves bowing all the time. And of course the farriers vs trimmers have gotten into another shoeing fight again… “Guys Guys find your happy place… Hey who brought in the metal shoes… you know since the last lawsuit they are only allowed rubber ones!!!”
sorry it’s late and I’m tired just a little storyline bump
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As a side note anyone every try to get a Kirby salesman out of their house?? I swear they are worse that Amway, the Mormans, Jehovah Witness and a pit bull all wrapped up in one. Who the hell thinks that an $1800 vacuum is an impulse buy!! It took me 3 hrs to get them out of my house. I wouldn’t have let them in but youngest DD answered the door before I could pretend I wasn’t home and they literally bullied their way in like a home invasion. I damn near had to threaten to call the cops to get them out!!! :mad: Oh well I finally got them out and they didn’t get their sale but it was dammed irritating.
Didn’t you at least get them to vacuum your house, or at least your mud room for you???
:lol::lol: I have never seen that one! But now that I know it exists as an option … :uhoh:
Hey RR!
DH will be in Shanghai next week. Wave to him for me, OK?
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That was the color of the sun tonight due to all the smoke from the fires. I’m supposed to have a lesson tomorrow but I think I’ll cancel. The air is so thick with smoke and soot here that it’s not healthy for me or ~__/>
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But of course!!! Lost Minds !!!
_I can walk on broken glass barefoot!!!
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__Oh yeah!!_I can trot a thousand miles over paved roads and plowed fields in shoes!!!
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__Oh yeah!!_I can trot a million miles over gravel roads and swamps in shoes!!!
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Oh yeah!!!Oh Yeah!! I can nail you
I can take your______with my shoes!!!
face off with my
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Yup, Lost Minds…:lol:
Next week I will be back in the good old US of A. 
We’re leaving tomorrow morning. Packing and saying goodbyes now. We’ll be in the US until mid-September. Hopefully I can find someone to ride My Little Pony while I’m gone next time. While I am very much looking forward to seeing her, I am not looking forward to hopping on her back after 10 months off. :dead:
Very funny!!
And before I head off to work…
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Me fighting off the Kirby salesman…
Me: I do not want it in a boat
____I do not want it if it floats
____I will not put it on my card
____I will not finance with low APR
____I do not like your Kirby, Man
____Now take your vacuum and SCRAM!!!
To keep it HR he saw a pic of my family with my horse as he came in and said "If you can afford a horse you can afford a Kirby!!’ I said it was because I had a horse that I couldn’t afford one and the fact that I don’t need an $1800 vacuum to clean the 2 rooms in my house that have carpet in them. The rest is hardwood and my $29.00 swiffer vac does just fine.
I am STILL irritated that those guys ate up so much of my day yesterday!!:mad: I could have gone to the barn!!!
Just to share - an awesome lesson last night:
(OMG…she knows left from right! What’s UP with that?)
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Both Ted and our trainer were grateful, but perplexed. How did this come about???
How did you get them to leave?
You could have done it this way…
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Kirby Man (right), after telling him where to put said vacuum.:winkgrin:
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PP this is what the Kirby man would have looked like after I helped him place the vacuum cleaner where I wanted too… (sorry you had to see that:winkgrin:)
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HL getting ready to go to work wishing she was going to the barn....:lol::lol::lol:
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