They didn’t cover that when you got your PhD did they?? Congrats on remembering. *[I]Pssst did you write a L and R on the back of your hands to cheat:winkgrin:[/I]
Or wear one white glove and one black??? :winkgrin:
We’re HERE! In the US, that is. Can’t wait to see Miss Pony … it’s been 6 months since I’ve seen her! :eek:
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RNB: But Ridem-Numb-Butt was smart once many great moons ago…had a brain…but evil brain snatcher Parelli tookem brain after me not wantem pay $149.95 for blinged carrot-stick.
RNB and HL break out in a song (from the Wizard of Oz)
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I could wile away the hours
Conferrin’ with the CLOTHers
Asking if I’m sane
And my butt I’d be scratchin’
While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain
I’d unravel any riddle
For any individ’le
In trouble or insane
(HL)
With the thoughts you’d be thinkin’
You could buy yourself a Pink one
If you only had a brain
(RNB)
Oh, I would tell you why
The judges change the scores
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I’d sit and think some more
I would not be just a Injun’
My feather just a smidjun’
My pockets full of grain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain
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WOOHOO!!! Welcome back to the good ol’ US of A!!! We can’t wait to hear about your first RIDE on Miss Pony!!! :lol:
RR looking for Miss Pony and bringing her a nice fat carrot…
Will Miss Pony remember RR?
Will Miss Pony stop grazing long enough to look up?
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Stay tuned…
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RNB: But Ridem-Numb-Butt was smart once many great moons ago…had a brain…but evil brain snatcher Parelli tookem brain after me not wantem pay $149.95 for blinged carrot-stick.
RNB and HL break out in a song (from the Wizard of Oz)
_+/!
…:D__
–l–.l_
//
B
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin’ with the CLOTHers
Asking if I’m sane
And my butt I’d be scratchin’
While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain
I’d unravel any riddle
For any individ’le
In trouble or insane
(HL)
With the thoughts you’d be thinkin’
You could buy yourself a Pink one
If you only had a brain
(RNB)
Oh, I would tell you why
The judges change the scores
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I’d sit and think some more
I would not be just a Injun’
My feather just a smidjun’
My pockets full of grain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain
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:lol::lol::lol::lol: And people say I ain’t right… well I may not be right but at least I’m not alone… :lol::lol:
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Or wear one white glove and one black??? :winkgrin:
We’re HERE! In the US, that is. Can’t wait to see Miss Pony … it’s been 6 months since I’ve seen her! :eek:[/QUOTE]
Welcome back!!! I’m sure Miss Pony will be happy to see you!! Are you going to see wee spotted pony as well??
OMG that’s brilliant, no wait that’s insane…OK that’s insanely brilliant!
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
PS…thanks for the ear worm!!!
I know exactly how it’s going to go:
:no:!-----------------------… (I faht in your general direction)
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Stay tuned…
Now that was funny! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
I’m popping in to tell you a little story about JSwan, her trailer, and the disappointing performance of Safe T Man.
JSwan takes her trailer to the trailer guy to have the frame repainted because she’s too fat and old to do it herself. Just before dropping it off, she buys 4 new purty tires - but doesn’t buy a new spare because since she’s fat and old and doesn’t want to paint the frame, she’s running short on cash.
Safe T Man is hanging out in the dressing room of the trailer; posed so that it’s the first thing you see when you open the door. Always good for a few laughs when I send someone to fetch something for me.
I pick up the trailer yesterday, and am pleased as punch that someone younger and slimmer than me has done a great job and my trailer is good as new.
Then the trailer guy asks me when I bought the tires. Oh - they’re brand new; only a few miles on them.
He replies - Oh, that’s good. Because someone stole two of them.
HUH?
So he tells me that he came to work one morning - to find my spare and one new tire missing.
I start laughing - the stupid crook had stolen the one tire that isn’t going to get him far - the spare is horribly dry rotted; including the valve stem.
The trailer guy had already put two new tires on the trailer - and was out that plus two wheels. (tires were a match to the ones I had purchased) Poor man - he absorbed that cost and wouldn’t hear of me helping with an insurance claim or take money from me for those tires and wheels.
I checked out the dressing room to find that Safe T Man, in his scary pose - had FAILED to frighten away the bad guys.
He had fallen over and appeared to be asleep.
Though I suppose it’s possible that the bad guys checked out the dressing room in the dark, encountered Safe T Man staring at them with those glowing eyes, struck out in fear - and then fell over themselves trying to flee the scene - each carrying one tire and too afraid to go back for the others.
So maybe I shouldn’t be too hard on Safe T Man after all.
True story. I picked up the trailer yesterday. Weird, huh? 
BWAAHAHAHAHAHA…Oh J. I have SO missed your stories.
Now, I’m gonna tell you a secret on how you can upgrade Safe-T-Man to make him truly formidable.
This idea came from my mom. She was the sole creator of the props for a large play we did at church one year. The main prop was supposed to be the idol, Baal, from the Old Testament. She took a foam wig head and attached it to a sewing body. Created arms that reached straight ahead/out with chicken wire. Covered the whole thing with plaster cast (yup, the old stuff used for broken limbs…she was an x-ray tech and got it free) and then painted the whole thing a hideous glimmering gold. Lastly, she hollowed out through the back of the wig head and through to remove the eyes. She filled the eye holes with oval “ruby” red plastic crystals and then installed a light behind the head. Once turned on, the eyes glowed something EVIL!!! Freaked out every kid in the audience and convinced them that it was better to worship the Living God than a scary idol.
So, replace Safe-T-Man’s eyes with something that glows and attach the light to switch that’ll turn on when the trailer doors open. Maybe even get a recording of a cop say HALT OR I’LL SHOOT!
Hehehehehehe
Welcome home Ellen!!!
Maybe it was the one legged kinky thief that stole 1 half chap and crop from someone’s else’s trailer a while back… maybe his car only has 2 wheels?? And if it was the kinky thief maybe Safe-T-Man wouldn’t seem all that odd??? J-Swan your life is like a sitcom sometimes:lol::lol: I loff reading your posts. :yes:
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Thief making his slow getaway…
Okay - so this is the description I give to the coppers…
Be on the lookout for a one legged kinky thief wearing a half chap, carrying a riding crop, and broken down on the side of the road because one of his mismatched trailer tires blew out.
He is also a suspect in the assault and battery (and possible sexual violation - cuz the suspect is kinky so God only knows what he did to SafeTMan) - of a safety official. The victim is staying at an undisclosed location, but is said to be resting comfortably. Though a full recovery is expected, the victim will be unable to return to work as he’s been fired for sleeping on the job.
Suspect may also be posing as a Kirby vacuum cleaner salesman or barefoot trimmer.
In an unrelated story… after reading the Parelli thread and being at work with a few perverted horseman friends… I just had to wonder if Pat and Linda play the 7 games with each other at home…
First with the “friendly game”
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Pat: Hey babe… I just got my mustache waxed… wanna feel it?
Linda: Ohhh you know just what to say to a girl Pat…
This could lead up to the “squeeze game”
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Linda: Oooh Pat is that a carrot stick in your pocket or are you happy to see me???
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Pat: Well it’s a carrot stick of course…
Which could lead to the “Driving game”
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Pat: You know where you need to go my little saucy Aussie…
Linda: giggle you have to catch me first!!
Pat: waving savvy string and carrot stick
This could go into the “circle game”
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Pat: I’m going to catch you my little mare…
Linda: I know how to handle an unruly stallion mate…
Then well then you may have the “Porcupine game”
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Pat: I’ve got the porcupine right here baby…
Linda: I thought porcupines were bigger…
If all goes well the “yo-yo game” and “sideways game” will follow…
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[/COLOR]Sorry all I blame lack of sleep… not wanting this in my brain before I go to bed for this post… Praying the brain bleach I am pouring in my ears will prevent this from leaking into my brain and my dreams…
I’m not even going to tell PP to look away… 'cause she’ll just look anyways:winkgrin::lol::lol:
[QUOTE=J Swan;3323867]
Okay - so this is the description I give to the coppers…
Be on the lookout for a one legged kinky thief wearing a half chap, carrying a riding crop, and broken down on the side of the road because one of his mismatched trailer tires blew out.
He is also a suspect in the assault and battery (and possible sexual violation - cuz the suspect is kinky so God only knows what he did to SafeTMan) - of a safety official. The victim is staying at an undisclosed location, but is said to be resting comfortably. Though a full recovery is expected, the victim will be unable to return to work as he’s been fired for sleeping on the job.
Suspect may also be posing as a Kirby vacuum cleaner salesman or barefoot trimmer.[/QUOTE]
:lol::lol::lol:That sounds awesome. but to complete the trifecta the thief may also be a Parelliite… so look for Kool aid staining on the upper lip…:lol:. you should write a book about your adventures… or misadventures as it were… you are very entertaining to read:yes:.
Thank you. HL, y’all ain’t right!
Welcome back, RR!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
[QUOTE=J Swan;3323745]
I checked out the dressing room to find that Safe T Man, in his scary pose - had FAILED to frighten away the bad guys.
He had fallen over and appeared to be asleep.
Though I suppose it’s possible that the bad guys checked out the dressing room in the dark, encountered Safe T Man staring at them with those glowing eyes, struck out in fear - and then fell over themselves trying to flee the scene - each carrying one tire and too afraid to go back for the others.
So maybe I shouldn’t be too hard on Safe T Man after all.
True story. I picked up the trailer yesterday. Weird, huh? [/QUOTE]
J Swan!! Did you check his pulse? Is he still alive? This could be a burglary gone bad :eek:
OH OH…a whole new genre - HSA soft porn :lol: :lol: :lol:
Perhaps we should just stick to RR’S ‘fahting’ pony, crosses so fewer lines :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
