[QUOTE=Fixerupper;3325116]
OH OH…a whole new genre - HSA soft porn :lol: :lol: :lol:
Perhaps we should just stick to RR’S ‘fahting’ pony, crosses so fewer lines :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:[/QUOTE]
:lol::lol::lol: I couldn’t help it… I couldn’t go to sleep with that in my brain it would give me nightmares!!! I tried to censor it…:uhoh: oh well I’ll try to be better. … :winkgrin: sort of. :lol: At least I didn’t mention… riding with fluidity…:eek::winkgrin::dead::rolleyes::uhoh::p:p:p
[QUOTE=horse-loverz;3325251]
:lol::lol::lol: I couldn’t help it… I couldn’t go to sleep with that in my brain it would give me nightmares!!! I tried to censor it…:uhoh: oh well I’ll try to be better. … :winkgrin: sort of. :lol: At least I didn’t mention… riding with fluidity…:eek::winkgrin::dead::rolleyes::uhoh::p:p:p[/QUOTE]
You’re over the top :lol::lol::lol::lol:
Since the flies are here, they bother Paris’ ears alot. So I got her a fly bonnet! And she liked it!:lol:
She looks smashing in her new bonnet!!!:yes::yes:
A (new) Day in the life of the Parellis
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PP: Linda, I have an idea to improve our clinics!
LP: Are we going to make Avacado Sticks, as opposed to Carrot Sticks?
PP: No, no, no. writes down and mutters “avacado…sticks…” Instead of jumping over picnic tables… We’ll be jumping over Barbie’s Dream Car! (copyright, Mattel)
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________/)/(O)_/(O)_[_________/_./\
Barbie: Give me my car back, you barefoot jerk!
Ken: Yeah, give it back!
PP & LP: Uh oh… RUN!!
:o~.:o
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_<<<<<<<<./)/(O)___/(O)[\
(inspired by another thread :))
Thanks!
[QUOTE=Pony Person;3325493]
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______./_/\
PP: Linda, I have an idea to improve our clinics!
LP: Are we going to make Avacado Sticks, as opposed to Carrot Sticks?
PP: No, no, no. writes down and mutters “avacado…sticks…” Instead of jumping over picnic tables… We’ll be jumping over Barbie’s Dream Car! (copyright, Mattel)
/
_____________~|/>:mad:~:mad:
______________>>>>//.|><|>
________/)/(O)_/(O)_[_________/_./\
Barbie: Give me my car back, you barefoot jerk!
Ken: Yeah, give it back!
PP & LP: Uh oh… RUN!!
:o~.:o
____<=|~<=|~:mad::mad:~//
_<<<<<<<<./)/(O)___/(O)[\
(inspired by another thread :))[/QUOTE]
That is an AWESOME Barbie ™ car!!!
Good one PP :lol: :lol: :lol:
(I hope those are pearls on Paris’ bonnet!)
I need to stop reading the saga between Pat and Linda.
Everytime I see “Linda”… I’m thinking… what did I do???
Thanks! On her bonnet, it’s actually a pink trim. Don’t worry; it’s not a neon pink. It’s kinda close to white.:yes:
Hey PP,
I was at the racetrack today buying stuff to take care of my gelding’s stud crud. But I digress…
Anyway, I saw this:eek:
http://www.millbrook-tack.com/millbrook/product.asp?pf_id=PAAAAABMBKDLLECG&s_id=0’
And thought of you:lol:
DQ and Mr DQ are back from thier horse riding adventure across MI.
<_:yes:~------<_:o~
-<<–>>--------<<—>>
Alas, Mr DQ is in getting xrays - he seems to have forgotten to check his girth for tightness and took a slight groundward detour
---------<_____~
/__^----II—II
Mr DQ’s horse stood next to him, all worried.
Yes, his helmet protected his head. However, his left side has some ouchage.
Hoping all other stick arrr-teests and thier horses are doing well. (Lurkers too!)
Like wow, man.:lol::eek::eek:
DQ - that girth thing can get you. Hope Mr DQ is not too ouchied up.
[QUOTE=DairyQueen2049;3326402]
DQ and Mr DQ are back from thier horse riding adventure across MI.
<_:yes:~------<_:o~
-<<–>>--------<<—>>
Alas, Mr DQ is in getting xrays - he seems to have forgotten to check his girth for tightness and took a slight groundward detour
---------<_____~
/__^----II—II
Mr DQ’s horse stood next to him, all worried.
Yes, his helmet protected his head. However, his left side has some ouchage.
Hoping all other stick arrr-teests and thier horses are doing well. (Lurkers too!)[/QUOTE]
OOhh I hope Mr. DQ gets better soon. I just got a call that my new saddle is ready!!! I actually said WHOO HOOO on the phone!! Tad laughed and said that was a new reaction for him when he had called and told someone their saddle was ready :uhoh: but he thought it was funny. Great now I embarrassed myself talking to Tad Coffin on the phone. :no: In my defense it did wake me up and what little bit of internal censor I have left was still sleeping :lol: Oh well I’m excited and will be on my porch all week stalking the UPS guy!!!
Mr. DQ you need to bounce. Not pretty on us old guys to hit the ground hard. Pecocet is your friend. :winkgrin:
I will be stalking the Mailman. We got notice that we will receive our stimulus check in the next 2 weeks that was 2 weeks ago. I could use a little stimuli about now. :eek: Mrs. Lost is spending money like crazy on this new house thing. I mean like new towels, new bedding, new dining room set, and … The darn house was the cheap part. Now she even wants new pots and pans. I mean like ok already. I can’t even get a dog house out of the project.
The good news it that there will be enough oak flooring left over to do about a 12x12 tack room. My barn is looking good all be it way into the future. LF
Oh don’t lie…you will sooo love the new towels…NOT :lol:. Maybe the new (future) tack room floor :yes:.
[QUOTE=horse-loverz;3326618]
OOhh I hope Mr. DQ gets better soon. I just got a call that my new saddle is ready!!! I actually said WHOO HOOO on the phone!! Tad laughed and said that was a new reaction for him when he had called and told someone their saddle was ready :uhoh: but he thought it was funny. Great now I embarrassed myself talking to Tad Coffin on the phone. :no: In my defense it did weak me up and what little bit of internal censor I have left was stil sleeping :lol: Oh well I’m excited and will be on my porch all week stalking the UPS guy!!![/QUOTE]
Oh dear, I have saddle envy. And that leads to guilt and shame. JK
So, will you post lots of pics?
[QUOTE=LostFarmer;3327136]
Mr. DQ you need to bounce. Not pretty on us old guys to hit the ground hard. Pecocet is your friend. :winkgrin:
I will be stalking the Mailman. We got notice that we will receive our stimulus check in the next 2 weeks that was 2 weeks ago. I could use a little stimuli about now. :eek: Mrs. Lost is spending money like crazy on this new house thing. I mean like new towels, new bedding, new dining room set, and … The darn house was the cheap part. Now she even wants new pots and pans. I mean like ok already. I can’t even get a dog house out of the project.
The good news it that there will be enough oak flooring left over to do about a 12x12 tack room. My barn is looking good all be it way into the future. LF[/QUOTE]
Oh LF, nice linens is a girl thing; even I have nice linens, well hidden in the bottom of a chest so they’ll stay nice:lol:
I have it on good authority that guys prefer nice linens to their native “a mattress and blanket are all I need” state. They are just incapable of admitting it.:yes:
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