So do I. 
Hey Lost Farmer!! I found the perfect shirt for you to wear when you’re feeling… “frisky” with Mrs. Lost Farmer… What do you think??
I ordered 7 one for each day of the week. :lol: What do you think could I wear it to church or is that a bit much? :winkgrin:
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I ordered 7 one for each day of the week. :lol: What do you think could I wear it to church or is that a bit much?
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I think it would be fine if wore a tasteful sports coat over it… Klasssssssy:winkgrin::lol::lol::lol:
:lol: Gack! Where do you get this stuff??? My husband would keel over if I bought him something like that! :eek: I am jonesing for the “Will Trade Wife For Tractor” t-shirt from Tractor Supply. I think he might like that one for Christmas. :yes:
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:lol: Gack! Where do you get this stuff??? My husband would keel over if I bought him something like that! :eek: I am jonesing for the “Will Trade Wife For Tractor” t-shirt from Tractor Supply. I think he might like that one for Christmas. :yes:[/QUOTE]
Sorry collecting funny/tacky shirts is a guilty pleasure of mine.:uhoh: And when I saw that one I immediately pictured Lost farmer… in that shirt and boxers… trying to give his wife the “hint”. I also pictured her expression of :rolleyes: as a response. After a quick dousing of brain bleach and taking my medication I had to post it on line for him. :lol::lol::lol::lol: I blame the visual on the after effects of too much cold medicine for too long:yes:
PP, close your eyes NOW!!!
My DH would kill for a shirt like that so long as it rang true:D
He admits that his childhood fantasy was to be a Greyhound bus driver. Instead he’s a college professor. I’m sure there’s a link but I’m not sure what.
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LF, when is moving day? And please post some pix of the new digs. I love to look at before and after (or just after) pix of remodels.
P.S. Thanks to RNB for the wagon and team.
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Oh dear, I believe I have a problem on my hands…
YESTERDAY…
(Unwise Yellow Dog chases Rocket Pony around pasture.)
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(Rocket Pony spins and chases Unwise Yellow Dog around pasture, teeth bared.)
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(Scaredy Wise Dog hides behind Unterested Grey Mare, fearing for his life.)
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(Rocket Pony chases Unwise Yellow Dog through pond at increasing speeds.)
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(Rocket Pony chases Unwise Yellow Dog around a tree, striking out with both front legs.)
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(Scaredy Wise Dog tries to creep under fence to safety. Gets stuck.)
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(While stalking Unwise Yellow Dog, Rocket Pony spies Scaredy Wise Dog in compromised position.)
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(Scaredy Wise Dog falls at Mommy’s feet after narrowly escaping Rocket Pony’s wrath.)
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(Mommy and Uninterested Grey Mare are enjoying a leisurely ride across the pasture. Rocket Pony follows closely behind.)
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(Scardey Wise Dog naps innocently under a tree. Unwise Yellow Dog, minding her own business, squats to pee not far away.)
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(Dang, I’m tired of making Stick Art, but what do you think happens next?) Rocket Pony’s Evil Radar senses Yellow Dog scent and her ears go back, her teeth come out, and CHARGE! Unwise Yellow Dog gets ambushed while peeing. This rouses Scaredy Wise Dog from his nap. The slight motion of his eyes opening catches Rocket Pony’s Evil Radar, and he is chased 'Round and 'Round the Mulberry Bush, two pony legs striking out at him over and over, until he reaches relative safety underneath Uninterested Grey Mare. TODAY: Well, it’s late afternoon, and so far neither dog, Wise or Unwise, has had ANY interest in going outside. Rocket Pony, meanshile, is staring intently through a windo, just challenging them to come on her turf again.)
::Sigh:: I have a Problem on my hands![/QUOTE]
Sounds like someone wants a showdown. :o Let us know how it turns out. Good art too. :yes:
I have been lax in my posting a continuation of the story tonight… I am sorry I have been distracted by poking at trolls. But will post continuation tomorrow I promise… I’m still in surgery. getting my buttectomy, Amwrider is floating in space and the CC are stuck in Parelliville with the Parelllites. :eek::eek::eek:
I second that - good art archieflies…thanks for the effort 
, it inspired me:
FU…dragging her ass around since spring…dreaming of a desk job
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Ack! Dragging your a$$ around! Ack! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
waving hi…from ‘crazy land’
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Waving back!
Ohhhhhhhh… I thought you meant… oh, nevermind:lol:
Hey, since you’re in “Crazy Land”, stop by and say hi to me! I’m a regular visitor!
Heck, I LIVE there! Drop in anytime, we can compare Crazy Stories!
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In celebration of the latest trainwrecks… The how horses need to be ridden girl on her pony… the bratty kid in the pasture… and the Crazy Crayola Trainer lady… and I’ve left Facinated tied to the tracks… muhahahhahahahahahh
Brilliant.
HL…to quote Wateryglen…we are not worthy!!
I am now laughing out loud and my roommate and my dog think I have lost it.
Are you driving the train?
I think you should add a train car for the horse tied to the cattle guard thread…I predict wreckage in the very near future.
OK, I’ve been following the CCTL thread, as well as this one, but what’s up with Facinated? Is that a whole other trainwreck?
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OK, I’ve been following the CCTL thread, as well as this one, but what’s up with Facinated? Is that a whole other trainwreck?[/QUOTE]
Yup that is the child in Pasture thread… it got him banned he was soooooo bad. Some of the more “colorful” posts were deleted but in the thread it tells you how you can access the cashed pages in google so you can read them. He actually sort of accused me of beastiality (at least that is what I think he was insinuating) because of my screen name??:no:
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Seriously???
I actually haven’t read that one yet. Not sure if I should get involved in yet another one…
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Seriously???
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It’s worth a look…promise;)
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In celebration of the latest trainwrecks… The how horses need to be ridden girl on her pony… the bratty kid in the pasture… and the Crazy Crayola Trainer lady… and I’ve left Facinated tied to the tracks… muhahahhahahahahahh[/QUOTE]
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