The sheets are sitting in storage with the new towels and other girlie stuff. I should have bought stock in the Bed Bath and Beyond. :no: We won’t have furniture but by golly we will have towels and sheets. Maybe I can use the old ones for blinds. :yes: The ultimate recycling. 
Was that a Martha Stewert referance?
MLC - coffee ALL OVER keyboard!!! :yes:
Thanks for making my Tuesday morning!!!
I dare you to post these on horseshoes.com … I wonder what Tom Stovall would say? do you suppose they need to be reset every 6 weeks?
How on Earth would you even stand up in those? :eek:
Ummm, maybe they aren’t designed for the standing position? :eek: :eek:
Has anyone heard from Risk-Averse Rider and the Pergolide Princess?
Haven’t seen her post for awhile.
RAR, are you out there?
[quote=talkofthetown;3378971]Was that a Martha Stewert referance?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Those shoes…:eek: It looks like they are for hookers that are also horse people on the side.:dead:
PP, is there such a thing?
Oh, and in referance to the post about which position one should be in while wearing The Boots, I’d like to officially say add me to PP’s Virgin Ear club. I don’t need those visuals! :lol:
Or someone with an anthropomorphic fetish. :eek:
:lol: Welcome to the club! Want some brain bleach?
Yes please! :dead::lol:
Yes - where IS RAR?? hope all is okay.
My apologies to tott and PP!
I’ll get you some brain bleach…
Killer Pony
Oh dear, I believe I have a problem on my hands…
YESTERDAY…
(Unwise Yellow Dog chases Rocket Pony around pasture.)
…("=…~/"-
…^…^…//…JJ…
(Rocket Pony spins and chases Unwise Yellow Dog around pasture, teeth bared.)
~–"-……("=
.//…JJ…^…^
(Scaredy Wise Dog hides behind Unterested Grey Mare, fearing for his life.)
/’__~
…||…||,-,,
…"…"
(Rocket Pony chases Unwise Yellow Dog through pond at increasing speeds.)
~–"-…("=
.//~JJ~~~~~~~^~^~~
(Rocket Pony chases Unwise Yellow Dog around a tree, striking out with both front legs.)
…ooo
…ooooo
…oooo
~–"-…||…("=
.//…>>…||…^…^
(Scaredy Wise Dog tries to creep under fence to safety. Gets stuck.)
|====|====|====|
|====|====|,-,__,|
…"…"
(While stalking Unwise Yellow Dog, Rocket Pony spies Scaredy Wise Dog in compromised position.)
…,(CHARGE!)…,(Mommy! Help me! She’s Crazy!)
~_/"-…,,-,
.//…JJ…"…"
(Scaredy Wise Dog falls at Mommy’s feet after narrowly escaping Rocket Pony’s wrath.)
…0~
…<|>
,__,-,…/
."…"
[2 Hours Later]
(Mommy and Uninterested Grey Mare are enjoying a leisurely ride across the pasture. Rocket Pony follows closely behind.)
…~0
~__/"-…~|/">
//…JJ…//…\
(Scardey Wise Dog naps innocently under a tree. Unwise Yellow Dog, minding her own business, squats to pee not far away.)
…ooo
…ooooo
…oooo
,,-,…||…("=
."…"… ||…"…^
(Dang, I’m tired of making Stick Art, but what do you think happens next?) Rocket Pony’s Evil Radar senses Yellow Dog scent and her ears go back, her teeth come out, and CHARGE! Unwise Yellow Dog gets ambushed while peeing. This rouses Scaredy Wise Dog from his nap. The slight motion of his eyes opening catches Rocket Pony’s Evil Radar, and he is chased 'Round and 'Round the Mulberry Bush, two pony legs striking out at him over and over, until he reaches relative safety underneath Uninterested Grey Mare. TODAY: Well, it’s late afternoon, and so far neither dog, Wise or Unwise, has had ANY interest in going outside. Rocket Pony, meanshile, is staring intently through a windo, just challenging them to come on her turf again.)
::Sigh:: I have a Problem on my hands!
…^
…:eek:…^
…-|-…<___~
…/ …|| ||
MLC and horsie are wearing icepacks for their headaches after reading the two trainwreck threads currently on Off-Course.
TWO!! Where’s the other one?? I know about the Child in pasture one… What is the other one???
Horses that need to be ridden in a certain way
Make yourself a HUGE HUGE bag of popcorn before you open it.
Both could be in contention for trainwreck of the year, IMHO.
:eek::eek:Read that one… WOW. I think several people are off their medications.
On a lighter note my trainer was at a show this weekend and she said she saw the most fabulous pony there. He was carting around a little beginner rider that fell off 5 or 6 times in the warm up because she was just so unbalanced and had no business jumping anything but went on and competed anyway. The little pony was just doing his job despite the beginner rider and in her class she fell off after the 4th jump… Pony continued around the corner… did the outside line… then the diagonal… got his lead change did his courtesy circle and stopped without his rider:eek::lol::lol: Talk about autopilot!!!:lol:
My trainer said she just looked around and said loudly " IS THAT PONY FOR SALE???" :lol: She said she would have bought that pony in a heartbeat… He was a little white pony named Soap Suds. How cute is that!!!
I need a big person version of that pony:lol:
