* (Super-fun horsey stick art!!)

[horse-loverz]

<:confused:,
|__|

HL: Huh… what happened??? One minute I had a cold… now I’m in the hospital??? Why is my butt sore…??? Has my insurance already refused to pay?? No that can’t be it… I’ll just check the mirror…

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OO|OO|
/[COLOR=White]_|/_|

HL: OMG how did all this junk get in my trunk??? Is that mine??? Let me check…

[/COLOR]_________________
:o>|<:o/|
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/[COLOR=White]_|/__|

HL: Flex…

[/COLOR]_________________
:)>|<:)/|
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OO|OO|
/[COLOR=White]_|/_|

HL: Release…

[/COLOR]_________________
:o>|<:o/|
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/[COLOR=White]_|/__|

HL: Flex…[/COLOR]

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HL: Release… well it sure looks like it is mine… oh look a note on the bedstand…hmm wonder what it says…

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Note says:

Since you came in with a cold and during your recovery it was noted you had a defective butt. Many surgeons looked but your butt was beyond saving. Your new butt was donated by a group of equestrians to help improve your seat and after having much difficulty deciding which donation to use we used a combination of all of them in a new experimental combined butt implant procedure called the multiple buttus expandus procedure. We hope you enjoy your new posterior. Please pay the cashier on the way out…

HL: Well I’ll be dammed… did I just hear a noise in the hallway???

To be continued…

[/COLOR]

[RNB]

@horse-loverz;3401529

Yeah… umm:uhoh: it’s a ball of yarn…:lol::lol:

______:uhoh:
_/_\o

HL pics up her ball…of yarn…:lol::lol: Maybe I can learn to knit horsie a sweater…

;;;;;
|=//\<_~
/__//\

HL shows her horsie his new sweater…

;;;;;
|=//\<O_~
/_____//__\

Horsie is agasted…

__:no:;;;;;
|=//\o_/`>
_/_______oo//\

Horsie shows his appreciation by making something for HL…:no:

:lol::lol:

[Chester_s_Mom]

@horse-loverz;3401803

<:confused:,
|__|

HL: Huh… what happened??? One minute I had a cold… now I’m in the hospital??? Why is my butt sore…??? Has my insurance already refused to pay?? No that can’t be it… I’ll just check the mirror…

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:eek:>|<:eek:/|
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OO|OO|
/[COLOR=white]_|/_|

HL: OMG how did all this junk get in my trunk??? Is that mine??? Let me check…

[/COLOR]_________________
:o>|<:o/|
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~~|~~|
/[COLOR=white]_|/__|

HL: Flex…

[/COLOR]_________________
:)>|<:)/|
||||
OO|OO|
/[COLOR=white]_|/_|

HL: Release…

[/COLOR]_________________
:o>|<:o/|
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~~|~~|
/[COLOR=white]_|/__|

HL: Flex…[/COLOR]

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:D>|<:D/|
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OO|OO|[COLOR=white]__)
/_|/_|__||

HL: Release… well it sure looks like it is mine… oh look a note on the bedstand…hmm wonder what it says…

____
___<||>
____/.\

Note says:

Since you came in with a cold and during your recovery it was noted you had a defective butt. Many surgeons looked but your butt was beyond saving. Your new butt was donated by a group of equestrians to help improve your seat and after having much difficulty deciding which donation to use we used a combination of all of them in a new experimental combined butt implant procedure called the multiple buttus expandus procedure. We hope you enjoy your new posterior. Please pay the cashier on the way out…

HL: Well I’ll be dammed… did I just hear a noise in the hallway???

To be continued…

[/COLOR]

I have been at work for going on 13 hours today, but I’m sure that is not why I can’t stop giggling at

Flex

Release…

ROFLMBO - oh wait if I laugh my butt off I’ll be “saddled” with a multiple buttus expandus procedure!!!

[horse-loverz]

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:o>(),

Amwrider: Help!!! Help!!! Is there anyone down there!!! Anyone!!! Code Blue… Code Yellow! Code Orange! Code GETMETHEHECKOFFTHECEILING!!!

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:o>(),

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HL: Amwrider is that you???

Amwrider: Thank God!! HL you have to help me… wait… something is different about you?? I just caaaan’t quite put my finger on it.

HL: Sigh I had to have an emergency buttectomy and a buttus expandus procedure… It’s still a little sore and red from surgery…

Amwrider: Damn I wish I knew about that I would have donated… you don’t need any tattongas to go with that new butt of yours do ya??.. What am I yammering on about GET ME DOWN!!

HL: How did you get up there?? What happened??

Amwrider: Ridum Num Bottom happened!

HL: Say no more…now how to get up there…I have an idea!!!

Amwrider: I hope it’s a good one…

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>(),

__._:winkgrin:/
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____>>

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//
O___________________________

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>(),

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O\__________________

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HL: One…
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>(),

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//
O___________________________

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:)//

O\__________________

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HL: Two… Man I can see good uses for my new butt already…

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:)(),
_/\

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O___________________________

Amwrider: That girl aint’ right but I’m not complaining…

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:D(),
/
.:)/

O\_________________

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HL: Three!!! I got you Amwrider!!!

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:eek:,
/(.)
.:eek:/

O\________________

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HL and Amwrider: OH SH!T!!!

Amwrider: What is happening??

HL: I think it is the buttonga to tattonga ratio… we are canceling each other out…We can’t go up… but we can’t go down either…

Amwrider: What do we do now!!!

HL: The only thing we can do…

HL and Amwrider: HELLLLP!!! CODE BLUE!!! CODE ORANGE!! CODE HELP!!!

[Pony_Person]

@horse-loverz;3402012

HL: Say no more…now how to get up there…I have an idea!!!

Amwrider: I hope it’s a good one…

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__._:winkgrin:/
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HL: One…
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HL: Two… Man I can see good uses for my new butt already…

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:)(),
_/\

_.

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O___________________________

Amwrider: That girl aint’ right but I’m not complaining…

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:D(),
/
.:)/

O\_________________

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HL: Three!!! I got you Amwrider!!!

:lol::lol::lol: HL, you ain’t right!

[eyesontheground]

And now for your listening pleasure…
(seriously I have had this playing in my head on and off for several days…yup…I dun lost it translation…I have lost my mind!)

Oh I wish I was a little jumping pony
[jumping pony]
Oh I wish I was a little jumping pony
[jumping pony]
I’d go jumpy jumpy jumpy over every pasture fency
Oh I wish I was a little jumping pony
[jumping pony]

Oh I wish I was a big ole racing horse
[racing horse]
Oh I wish I was a big ole racing horse
[racing horse]
I’d go speedy speedy speedy past all the other horsies,
Oh I wish I was a big ole racing horse
[racing horse]

Oh I wish I was a fancy w-arm-blood
[w-arm-blood]
Oh I wish I was a fancy w-arm-blood
[w-arm-blood]
I’d go prancy prancy prancy down the centerliney
Oh I wish I was a fancy w-arm-blood
[w-arm-blood]

Anyone wanna get together, hold hands, and roast marshmallows?

(AMW…now that you are almost down from the ceiling, I think you should make your camp kids sing this!!)

[Fixerupper]

HL…LOVE that!!

Can I help? (FU standing on tip toes and stretching)
____,’,
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_______)(
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______’’

[horse-loverz]

[QUOTE=eyesontheground;3402329]
And now for your listening pleasure…
(seriously I have had this playing in my head on and off for several days…yup…I dun lost it translation…I have lost my mind!)

Oh I wish I was a little jumping pony
[jumping pony]
Oh I wish I was a little jumping pony
[jumping pony]
I’d go jumpy jumpy jumpy over every pasture fency
Oh I wish I was a little jumping pony
[jumping pony]

Oh I wish I was a big ole racing horse
[racing horse]
Oh I wish I was a big ole racing horse
[racing horse]
I’d go speedy speedy speedy past all the other horsies,
Oh I wish I was a big ole racing horse
[racing horse]

Oh I wish I was a fancy w-arm-blood
[w-arm-blood]
Oh I wish I was a fancy w-arm-blood
[w-arm-blood]
I’d go prancy prancy prancy down the centerliney
Oh I wish I was a fancy w-arm-blood
[w-arm-blood]

Anyone wanna get together, hold hands, and roast marshmallows?

(AMW…now that you are almost down from the ceiling, I think you should make your camp kids sing this!!)[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the earworm… Now it has invaded my head!!!:winkgrin::lol:

[Reynard_Ridge]

@horse-loverz;3401421

HL and her knitting needles…
_

Ohhh, h-l, have I got a forum for you!!! Knitters paradise.

www.ravelry.com

[Horserich_Cashpoor]

Hey MLC…

I’ve got one more.
You bought the cow pad for your horse:
So he can get in touch with his bovine side.

[MidlifeCrisis]

@Horserich Cashpoor;3403708

I’ve got one more.
You bought the cow pad for your horse:
So he can get in touch with his bovine side.

You mean when he ignores my leg and I call him a FAT COW?

[DressageGeek_Ribbon]

DGRH slops through the torrential rivers that make up Missouri pastures to greet her horse, Ted. Please note: the black thing over her head is her jury-rigged raincoat (somebody’s rain proof saddle cover - not).

-------------/
-------------:no:
-------------/|\x
------|~
----~~~~~~~~~~~~

She makes it all the way down to where the rivers meet, at the run in.

.-/--------------------_________________
_:no:;;;;;-------.------|
|=x/\.-----.–|[COLOR=White][/COLOR]<_~ <_~
.~/[I]_~~~~~~~~~[/I]|//\//\

DGRH: Ted? Are you in there? I have a cookie for you!
Ted: Is someone there? Who's dumb enough to come out in [I]this [/I]weather??
Bow: Cookie?


[COLOR=White].../\--------------------_________________
._[/COLOR]:no:_;;;;;-------.-----|
__|=x/__\\._-----.--_|[COLOR=White]_[/COLOR]<\____~ <\____~
.~/\[I]_~~~~~~~~~[/I]_|__//__\\___//__\\

DGRH: OK, sorry I can’t cross the torrents to give you the cookie. But I love you.
Ted: Mom? Is that you?
Bow: Cookie?

…/--------------------_________________
_:no:;;;;;-------.------|
|=x/\.-----.–|[COLOR=White][/COLOR]<_~ <_~
.~/[I]_~~~~~~~~~[/I]|//\//\

DGRH: I'll just go home now. What's $12 for gas, round trip?
Ted: I see you, Mom! 
Bow: Cookie?


[COLOR=White]../\--------------------
_[/COLOR]:sadsmile:_;;;;;-------.-----[I][/I]
__|=x/__\\._-----.--_[COLOR=White]|_[/COLOR]<\____~ <\____~
.~/\[I]_~~~~~~~~~[/I]~|__//__\\___//__\\

DGRH: Oh, how sweet - you’re following me back in!
Ted: Can I get hay in my stall?
Bow: Cookie?

[LSM1212]

@DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho";3404073

DGRH slops through the torrential rivers that make up Missouri pastures to greet her horse, Ted. Please note: the black thing over her head is her jury-rigged raincoat (somebody’s rain proof saddle cover - not).

-------------/
-------------:no:
-------------/|\x
------|~
----~~~~~~~~~~~~

She makes it all the way down to where the rivers meet, at the run in.

.-/--------------------_________________
_:no:;;;;;-------.------|
|=x/\.-----.–|[COLOR=white][/COLOR]<_~ <_~
.~/[I]_~~~~~~~~~[/I]|//\//\

 
DGRH: Ted? Are you in there? I have a cookie for you!
Ted: Is someone there? Who's dumb enough to come out in [I]this [/I]weather??
Bow: Cookie?
 
 
[COLOR=white].../\--------------------_________________
._[/COLOR]:no:_;;;;;-------.-----|
__|=x/__\\._-----.--_|[COLOR=white]_[/COLOR]<\____~ <\____~
.~/\[I]_~~~~~~~~~[/I]_|__//__\\___//__\\

DGRH: OK, sorry I can’t cross the torrents to give you the cookie. But I love you.
Ted: Mom? Is that you?
Bow: Cookie?

…/--------------------_________________
_:no:;;;;;-------.------|
|=x/\.-----.–|[COLOR=white][/COLOR]<_~ <_~
.~/[I]_~~~~~~~~~[/I]|//\//\

 
DGRH: I'll just go home now. What's $12 for gas, round trip?
Ted: I see you, Mom! 
Bow: Cookie?
 
 
[COLOR=white]../\--------------------
_[/COLOR]:sadsmile:_;;;;;-------.-----
__|=x/__\\._-----.--_[COLOR=white]|_[/COLOR]<\____~ <\____~
.~/\[I]_~~~~~~~~~[/I]~|__//__\\___//__\\

DGRH: Oh, how sweet - you’re following me back in!
Ted: Can I get hay in my stall?
Bow: Cookie?

Now that was funny… especially the “Bow: Cookie?”.

Co-workers are staring at me now… :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Pony_Person]

@DressageGeek "Ribbon Ho";3404073

DGRH slops through the torrential rivers that make up Missouri pastures to greet her horse, Ted. Please note: the black thing over her head is her jury-rigged raincoat (somebody’s rain proof saddle cover - not).

-------------/
-------------:no:
-------------/|\x
------|~
----~~~~~~~~~~~~

She makes it all the way down to where the rivers meet, at the run in.

.-/--------------------_________________
_:no:;;;;;-------.------|
|=x/\.-----.–|[COLOR=white][/COLOR]<_~ <_~
.~/[I]_~~~~~~~~~[/I]|//\//\

 
DGRH: Ted? Are you in there? I have a cookie for you!
Ted: Is someone there? Who's dumb enough to come out in [I]this [/I]weather??
Bow: Cookie?
 
 
[COLOR=white].../\--------------------_________________
._[/COLOR]:no:_;;;;;-------.-----|
__|=x/__\\._-----.--_|[COLOR=white]_[/COLOR]<\____~ <\____~
.~/\[I]_~~~~~~~~~[/I]_|__//__\\___//__\\

DGRH: OK, sorry I can’t cross the torrents to give you the cookie. But I love you.
Ted: Mom? Is that you?
Bow: Cookie?

…/--------------------_________________
_:no:;;;;;-------.------|
|=x/\.-----.–|[COLOR=white][/COLOR]<_~ <_~
.~/[I]_~~~~~~~~~[/I]|//\//\

 
DGRH: I'll just go home now. What's $12 for gas, round trip?
Ted: I see you, Mom! 
Bow: Cookie?
 
 
[COLOR=white]../\--------------------
_[/COLOR]:sadsmile:_;;;;;-------.-----
__|=x/__\\._-----.--_[COLOR=white]|_[/COLOR]<\____~ <\____~
.~/\[I]_~~~~~~~~~[/I]~|__//__\\___//__\\

DGRH: Oh, how sweet - you’re following me back in!
Ted: Can I get hay in my stall?
Bow: Cookie?

:):lol:

[horse-loverz]

[QUOTE=DressageGeek “Ribbon Ho”;3404073]
DGRH slops through the torrential rivers that make up Missouri pastures to greet her horse, Ted. Please note: the black thing over her head is her jury-rigged raincoat (somebody’s rain proof saddle cover - not).

-------------/
-------------:no:
-------------/|\x
------|~
----~~~~~~~~~~~~

She makes it all the way down to where the rivers meet, at the run in.

.-/--------------------_________________
_:no:;;;;;-------.------|
|=x/\.-----.–|[COLOR=White][/COLOR]<_~ <_~
.~/[I]_~~~~~~~~~[/I]|//\//\

DGRH: Ted? Are you in there? I have a cookie for you!
Ted: Is someone there? Who's dumb enough to come out in [I]this [/I]weather??
Bow: Cookie?


[COLOR=White].../\--------------------_________________
._[/COLOR]:no:_;;;;;-------.-----|
__|=x/__\\._-----.--_|[COLOR=White]_[/COLOR]<\____~ <\____~
.~/\[I]_~~~~~~~~~[/I]_|__//__\\___//__\\

DGRH: OK, sorry I can’t cross the torrents to give you the cookie. But I love you.
Ted: Mom? Is that you?
Bow: Cookie?

…/--------------------_________________
_:no:;;;;;-------.------|
|=x/\.-----.–|[COLOR=White][/COLOR]<_~ <_~
.~/[I]_~~~~~~~~~[/I]|//\//\

DGRH: I'll just go home now. What's $12 for gas, round trip?
Ted: I see you, Mom! 
Bow: Cookie?


[COLOR=White]../\--------------------
_[/COLOR]:sadsmile:_;;;;;-------.-----
__|=x/__\\._-----.--_[COLOR=White]|_[/COLOR]<\____~ <\____~
.~/\[I]_~~~~~~~~~[/I]~|__//__\\___//__\\

DGRH: Oh, how sweet - you’re following me back in!
Ted: Can I get hay in my stall?
Bow: Cookie?[/QUOTE]

Aww Geek… he loffs you… and your cookies!!:lol:

[Amwrider]

oh
my
god…:eek:

bouncing buttongas :lol::lol::lol:

[horse-loverz]

[QUOTE=Amwrider;3405189]
oh
my
god…:eek:

bouncing buttongas :lol::lol::lol:[/QUOTE]

I tried to get you down Amwrider but my new buttongas were no match for those tattongas of yours!!

[Reynard_Ridge]

@horse-loverz;3402012

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:D(),
/
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O\_________________

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HL: Three!!! I got you Amwrider!!!

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:eek:,
/(.)
.:eek:/

O\________________

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Buoyancy compensator? Maybe you guys need a dive weight belt??

[horse-loverz]

RR thanks for the website… I will also pass it on to my friend who is teaching me to knit. She is awesome… she spins, weaves, and knits… and the dishcloth I am attempting to make is getting the better of me :lol::lol: Oh well we all have to start somewhere before we knit sweaters for our horses… maybe a bucket cozy…:lol::lol::lol:

[horse-loverz]

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,
/(.)
.:o/

O\________________

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HL: How are we going to find help… hold on let’s turn you around…

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,
(.)/
.:o/

O\_______________

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Amwrider: Ok… now I’m turned around… now what???

HL: Kick with me…

Amwrider: Come again???

HL Kick your legs…

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\_
(.)/
.:o/
O
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___.:o/
_______O//
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Amwrider:I don’t think this is working…

HL: You’re right… but I have only one other solution…

Amwrider: You don’t mean…

HL: I’m afraid I do…

Amwrider: You know we’ll never live this down…

HL: It’s a risk I’m willing to take… shall we engage on 3

Amwrider: Ok… I’ll count… One… Two… Three…

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***,__
(.)/
.:)/
/
***O//___

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Amwrider: I can’t believe it’s working!!!

HL: I’m glad I ate those burritos for lunch… gas power works… now lets see if we can find help…

Amwrider: Flatulance don’t fail me now!!!

Disclaimer
[I]HL apologizes in advance for this installment… she blames lack of sleep impending school starting next week and frustration at letting a ball of yarn best her[/I]