Whoo Hooo mobility by flatulence earned me Grand Prix status!!! I’m so proud!!!
DQ makes a slight change for the ladies…
Congratulations!!
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Thanks, DQ, for those changes.:yes:
I am …speechless…
Couch Critics gasps collectively once again at the incredible creativity of HL! OOOOOOOooooooo…AAAAaaaaahhhhhh…Braaaaaahhhhvoooooo!!!
The crowd is roaring…and gasping…and clappping!!! Wateryglen bows down low and signals that We Are Not Worthy!!! You da man!!!
And I thought it was just the posting trot that was involved in flatulance mobilization techniques. Gets an ear flick from the horse every time! :winkgrin: This is the best ever…I return to my seat on the couch before someone else takes it…
Welcome!!
And I note our 2 Color Possee Colors go very well together!!! :yes:
Agasted horse response SLAYS me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
DGRH arrives at the barn, eager for her lesson that night.
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She does not see her horse, Ted. She does see what she thinks is a giant, mud-encrusted…what? snapping turtle, maybe?
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The giant snapping turtle moves forward!! DGRH is worried - should she give up Ted’s cookie as an offering? But whatever happened to Ted???
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The decision is taken out of her hands - the giant snapping turtle gobbles up Ted’s cookie…and then whinnies. Apparently, the giant mud-encrusted object is Ted!
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^ Me and Paris today:D
Somewhere in another part of the hospital… Pat and Linda are looking for the Crystal Jolly Ball…
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Pat: Check that closet Linda…
Linda: Sure… sniff sniff Hey you smell something??
Pat: I hate the smell of hosptials keep looking…
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Amwrider: Hey we’re making progress…
HL: Yup and since we are ladies… the butterflies are a nice touch… hey maybe we can use them for recon…
Amwrider: Great idea… go little fella … find help…
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Linda: I’m not seeing anything… damn that smell is getting stronger
Pat: Yeah… this place has bugs too… shoo… shoo bug shooo…
Please don’t tell me that HL (the one in COTH Hospital) is going to have a sudden rejection of her new organ transplant. It would make an awesome weapon:lol:
Child in my pasture
What’ll I do?
Child in my pasture
What’ll I do?
Child in my pasture
What’ll I do?
Skip to the lou my darling
Most recent earworm brought to you by… child in the pasture… 
:lol: :lol: :lol: Flying Buttongas!
MLC and friends go for a trail ride
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Amwrider: Hey he’s back…what… he’s WHERE!!!
HL: What???
Amwrider: The Parelli’s are up ahead… looking for the jolly ball… We gotta stop them!!
HL: Full steam ahead… as it were…
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HL: Gaaaack Amwrider slow down… I can barely hang on…
Amwrider: I can’t wait to get this guy… Hang on tighter… I’m taking us to mach 2 Did I mention I had some sliders (White Castle) before we came to the hospital… I can do this all day long!!!
HL AAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Your tattongas are going to give ME black eyes down here…AHHHHAHAHAHAHHA ouch ouch AHHHHHHHHH ouch ouch!!
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