Which apparently, is a powerful call to bring on the Dreaded Gypsy Vanner Invasion. Kind of like locusts?
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Lovin’ the story HL!!! Brilliant as usual!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
:lol::lol::lol::lol: PP…I have no doubt should you decide to pursue this as a career your waiting room will be filled with COTHers the day you hang out your shingle!! :winkgrin:
Oh, I would be soooooo rich…sign me up!! :winkgrin: :lol: :lol:
Here is what Paris’ pad looks like on her 
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Faint scream getting louder…
HL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SLOOOOOW DOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNN HELLLLLLPPPPP!!!
RNB I seum flying tattongas!!!
Geek: Funny I saw flying buttongas…
MLC I saw both…
PP: Hey maybe Amwrider woke up?? But where would the buttongas come in???
All CC: HORSELOVERZ IS AWAKE!!!
FU: Come on guys… it looks like they are hot on the trail of something…
PP: Yeah… but how are they going so fast… and what IS that smell!!!
Geek: Does anyone else smell sulfer???
PP: I smell something…
MLC: What’s that noise?? Sounds like a small boat or something???
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:lol: Oh my gosh, I’m laughing through a migraine. Truly amazing, HL!
VERY nice, PP!!
Love it HL!
Thanks!
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Sleepy bump before bedtime for me… Hope to post more to the story tomorrow… damn websense caught on at work…:mad:
Meanwhile in a field nearby… a heard of gypsy vanners is grazing peacefully untill…
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And the Vanners take flight…
Vanner one: in a lisp My goodness Is that a new conditioner you are using… your mane looks faboo…
Vanner two: It is a new line from Georgio Maurice called Gee your mane looks teriffic… LOVE it…!!!
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Pat: Anything YET???
Linda: muffled noise
Pat: WELL… by the way… those low rise are a bit to low… you’re flashing your savy string thong… (trademark by PP)
Linda: There’s too much junk in here… I’m trying to get thorough it all…
Indie: Ah HA!!! There they are… is that… a… thong…OH NO!!! MY EYES MY EYES!!!
twitchtwitch :lol:
Back to the past…
Olympic themed HSA.
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After all that…riding is the easy part!
Good Luck to all (especially the CDN’s!!)
Refilled with the strawberry margarita version. No sense in wasting the glass!!:yes:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Ok, that was funny. I am watching the dressage right now and the looks on some of their faces are just priceless. And, interesting side note, their 50-year old faces. Those wee divers last night were 15 and 16 years old! :eek: I’d much rather ride and still dream, than dive and realize that I could be the grandmother of this year’s crops. :winkgrin:
That’s because the equestrian sports require SO MUCH that it takes THAT LONG to get it right.
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And that’s just 'cause we’re cooler than the other sports. 
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…and…and because for gymnastics, anyway, once you pass puberty you are no longer eligible to be on the Olympic team.
…or else they make you shave your arms. :dead:
