Oooohhhh, that sounds devious - like we’re taunting the computer gods! I like it
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I returned to California today after dropping DD #1 off at college. DD#2 doesn’t ride. Tomorrow, I’m going to the barn:
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Yeppers…that’s what I did way back when…and I don’t have a clue as to what number it was…5,000 maybe? Anyhoooo, if it goes over 10,000 BEFORE Beastie gets to her computer the she can post and some of us can delete a post here and there, the ones prior to 10,000…and wha-la…Beastie will drop down the numbers list like the ball at Time Square on New Years Eve!!! Then we can all break out in song…“Should old acquaintances be forgotten…” sniff, sniff…you guys excuse me…I need a hanky…sniff
You go MLC…and whatever you do don’t let DD#2 get any horsie ideas - buy her a new …tennis racquet, bowling ball, i-phone, whatever and keep the horse for yourself
Get her a boy friend. One that sleeps over and you will be able to keep the horse. You might end up a grandma but the horse will stay yours.
Shut your mouth Lost Farmer! That’s not even funny:mad:
Just wait until your young 'uns are teenagers! Whatever hair you have will turn gray overnight.
Your right that isn’t funny. Sorry :sadsmile:
My oldest is 12 and a girl so I am well aware of the fears. I have already warned her that I will be cleaning the shot gun when ever a boy comes to pick her up in about 15 years. :winkgrin:
My mom always told me on the way out the door to not let my hands change nationalities. No Roman hands or Russian fingers!
LF
We’ve told our daughters that their first kiss can be after they say “I do.”
Of course, they didn’t listen to us.
But I don’t want to be a grandma for a few more years. I’m looking forward to a few years of empty-nesting.:yes:
you may have to share the horse after all…:no:
We interrupt your regularly scheduled story for a Happy Sweet 16 Birthday story for Pony Person… and a Happy Anniversary story for Lost Farmer…
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CC: Oh boy it’s LF’s 15th anniversary… we gotta get him something…
SE: Well He said he had sheets covered…
Amwrider: Well I got some new thongs to put in the box…
Fixerupper: I have some fuzzy handcuffs… eh…
CC: blink blink
Fixerupper: WHAAAAAAAT??? Just put em in the box…sheeze…
Reynard Ridge: I mixed up a special batch of fruity dregs with some Spanish Fly… I call it the Fruit Fly…cause 24 hrs after you drink it you’ll wish you were dead…but in the meantime all you want to do is propigate the species…
Geek: RR I am impressed however the fruit fly actually has a 20 to 30 day life span and…
CC: WE GET IT!!!
Geek: Sorry knee jerk reaction… I’ve got… A BIG PINK!!!
Midlife Crisis: Hey quit poking me with that thing… I don’t know where it’s been…Geek quit looking at it like that… you’re birthday will come around soon.
HL: Where is RNB she is supposed to bring PP’s sweet 16 gift…
CC: AAAAW remember sweet 16…[I]moment of silence for the rest of the aged CC’s lost youth
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RNB: Ridum num bottom is here with young squaw’s present!!!
WA: We got her a CAR!!!
HL: Well it IS a stick art car… so why not… And it is her 16th B-day after all.
WA: Good point…I hope you can draw up stick art car insurance though…
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[/I]HL: RNB you want one of us to go to the post office with you… ya know so you don’t mix them up…
RNB: Ridum Num Bottom is offended… I will handle it all… don’t you worry…car peels out Hasta la Vista baby … whoooo hooooo…
Reynard Ridge: Anyone else getting an sinking feeling…
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Meanwhile at LF’s house…
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LF: Honest honey I got you a great gift this year… (wiggles eyebrows)
Mrs LF: Your not going to wear the save a tractor ride a farmer t-shirt again… the preacher is already starting to get concerned…
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LF: ER… no… I mean of course not…
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LF: (mouths) Thank you God….
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Mrs LF: SHREEEEEEIKKKKKKK OMG honey… you shouldn’t have… a convertable… I’ve always wanted one of these… the card says Happy Sweet 16 … but honey we’ve only been married 15 years but that’s ok I forgive you…
LF: mouth gaping
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Mrs. LF: What are you standing there for… come with me and lets cristen this baby… if your nice… I’ll touch your gear shift… (waggles eye brows)
LF:* Kicking new vacuum present out of site… hearing the song Let’s get it on in his head* Comming dear…
Meanwhile at Pony Person’s house…
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PP’s mom: Hey dear you got a package from… some Couch Critics… and COTH…
PP: Oh goody… they remembered…
PP’s mom… well open it…
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PP: Handcuffs… hey cool they are fuzzy… and a thong???
PP mom: agasted: What KIND of bulletin board are you visiting again…
PP: I’m sure these are a joke and the real present is in the bottom… let me see…
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PP: Fruit fly and … Mom what is this?
PP mom: passes out cold
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PP: Mom… MOOOOOM… oh look a note… Happy 15th… wait… It’s my 16th bday… wait a minute… that is RNB’s handwriting… wasn’t it LF’s anniversary … I bet somewhere… LF is very disappointed…
Guess again PP
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HAPPY SWEET 16 PP AND HAPPY ANNIVERSARY LOST FARMER!!!
to be continued*
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Now that is :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:!!
Just don’t ask why I am still up. :winkgrin:
LF
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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PP’s mom: Oh no honey, this card is signed by that FU person…are you sure you’re not being cyber-stalked? I just knew I should have kept a closer eye on your internet usage!!
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PP: No worries mom…she’s just some old horsie dame with limited bb skills
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PP’s mom: What about HL - she of the ‘over the top’ HSA humour?
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PP: Mom…she’s practically a doctor…a psycho nurse…uh, I mean psychiatric nurse?? (liberties taken )
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PP’s mom: And RNB, apparently ‘English as a second language’…?
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PP: um no…she is a lobbiest for better business practices in the horse industry…pretty cool actually.
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PP’s mom: GEEK?
PP: research scientist…uhhh…fruit flies…NOT that kind of fruit!
PP’s mom: RR?
PP: corporate person, turned world renowned author, turned world traveller, turned world renouned author…well you get the picture…
PP’s mom: AMW?
PP: corporate person turned horse trainer/riding instructer…OK a bit NQR!
PP’s mom: I still don’t get it…but it seems harmless enough, I think??
(sorry not to include everybody…it’s very late!!!..maybe tomorrow)
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Mrs LF: best anniversary present EVER … sweetie, sugar pie, honey bun
Mr LF: where the heck did that vaccum cleaner go???
PP - Happy 16th
LFs - Happy 15th
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Happy 16th PP!
Happy 15th Anniversary, LF!
(PP, congrats on almost getting a car!!! :eek: Knowing where you live, I’m giggling twice as hard as anyone else.;))
I love that bit!
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Later that night…
RNB: Surprise PP !!!.. wait… where is she… I mean I know I fell asleep and then there was this earthquake I hit my head in all the commotion…but darnit where did she go??? Hmmm funny this doesn’t look like NJ???
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h-l - that was GREAT!!!
Happy Birthday PP!!! Will you see Paris on your birthday??
Happy Anniversary to the LF’s - why were you up so late LF??? :eek:
H-L, that was BY FAR the best HSA EVER!! I feel so honored to be included with the CC:D
PP, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! If I knew where you lived, I’d send you a card. But I don’t, cause that would freak both our moms out. :lol:
LF, Happy Anniversary! um, have fun? :winkgrin: