I think that when the bb is upgraded again we should ask for a new function just for HSA. Scratch and sniff!!! What do you guys think? Should I start a petition?? 
Does that mean when Gypsy Vanners fart, we’ll smell roses?:winkgrin:
What do butterflies smell like?
But what about HL and RNB at cruising altitude? :sadsmile:
LF
Horse Related funny
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, "Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”
Today, I rode my horsie for the first time in 10 days. You would think the ride went something like this:
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or this:
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But being as I have a palomino QH, it was more like this:
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Hey, LF. Have you heard the joke about the midget with a speech impediment that went horse shopping?
"One day a midget with a harelip decided to buy a horse. So he goes down to a local horse farm and asks if the farmer has any horses for sale.
The farmer brings out a handsome horse and the midget complains, “Damn it, thith ith a gelding, I would muth rather haff a mare. Do you haff any mareth for thale?”
The farmer brings out a lovely chestnut mare.
“Oh no damn it, thith will nefer do, I do noth like thethnuts, do you haff any bwack mareths?”
When shown a black mare, the midget walks around her nodding and asks the farmer “Kin I thee ‘er eythes?”, “sure” the farmer says.
“Well pick me up dere damn it.”, and farmer picks him up. The midget says, “Oh yeah thees got real perty eythes.”. The farmer puts the midget down.
“Can I see her teef?”
“Sure.”
“Well pick me up dere again damn it.” so the farmer picks the midget up and hold him up to the horse’s mouth.
“Oh yeah, she got good teef and ithn’t too old.”. The farmer puts him down again.
“Can I see her twat?”
The farmer freaks out and says, “That’s it!”, picks the midget up, lifts the mare’s tail and and shoves his head up to her hind end yelling, “THERE HAVE A REAL GOOD LOOK!”.
The midget spits and sputters and falls to the ground and says, “I’m thorry, maybe I thould haff athked if I could thee her wun awound a widdle bit?”.
Yeah, I know…I am crawling back to my gutter…
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, "Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=LostFarmer;3483603]
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, "Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Amwrider;3483639]Hey, LF. Have you heard the joke about the midget with a speech impediment that went horse shopping?
"One day a midget with a harelip decided to buy a horse. So he goes down to a local horse farm and asks if the farmer has any horses for sale.
The farmer brings out a handsome horse and the midget complains, “Damn it, thith ith a gelding, I would muth rather haff a mare. Do you haff any mareth for thale?”
The farmer brings out a lovely chestnut mare.
“Oh no damn it, thith will nefer do, I do noth like thethnuts, do you haff any bwack mareths?”
When shown a black mare, the midget walks around her nodding and asks the farmer “Kin I thee 'er eythes?”, “sure” the farmer says.
“Well pick me up dere damn it.”, and farmer picks him up. The midget says, “Oh yeah thees got real perty eythes.”. The farmer puts the midget down.
“Can I see her teef?”
“Sure.”
“Well pick me up dere again damn it.” so the farmer picks the midget up and hold him up to the horse’s mouth.
“Oh yeah, she got good teef and ithn’t too old.”. The farmer puts him down again.
“Can I see her twat?”
The farmer freaks out and says, “That’s it!”, picks the midget up, lifts the mare’s tail and and shoves his head up to her hind end yelling, “THERE HAVE A REAL GOOD LOOK!”.
The midget spits and sputters and falls to the ground and says, “I’m thorry, maybe I thould haff athked if I could thee her wun awound a widdle bit?”.
Yeah, I know…I am crawling back to my gutter…[/QUOTE]
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Do they have those in Bay… 'cause somedays I swear that is what I am riding… and he is a TB!!!:lol::lol:
OH MY!:eek::eek::eek:
The Accident
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything, but… Something happened. I’m trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it.”
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “You’ve got $18,000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn’t come cheap. It’s $2000 an inch.”
The man perks up at this. “So,” the doctor says, “it’s for you to decide how many inches you want. But it’s something you’d better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it’s important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.”
The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day.
“So,” says the doctor, “have you spoken with your wife?”
“I have,” says the man.
“And has she helped you in making the decision?”
“She has,” says the man.
“And what is it?” asks the doctor.
“We’re getting a new kitchen.”
Pffffffttt! :lol::lol::lol:
You guys slay me, banana slugs, jokes and all.
Ok…I know I shouldn’t ask…“Explain please”
PP - WARNING - turn away from the computer!!! LF is getting ready to ‘splain’ something and from his previous posts I’m afraid it’s not going to be PG-rated!! :winkgrin:
From the cloth hospital posts where HL and RNB are holding the balloons and using flatulence to propel themselves. I don’t want to scratch and sniff. 
This would cause us all to cry. LF
Hey, LF. We all squeezed over to make room for you. Keep your hands to yourself.
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Teenslut Mare Bump singing
Don’t Cha wish your mares were hot like us…
Don’t Cha wish your mares were freaks like us…
Don’t Cha… yeah. Don’t Cha…
Whiney voice from the couch…
I have 3 teenslut mares that bump and I wanna sit next to LF!!! puhleeeeeeaaassseee!!! Oh puleeeeeezzzz! WG likes her whiney voice and uses it often…Ruckus breaking out on the couch!!! OMG! It’s the dreaded…“PECKING ORDER!!”
