

I laugh, but I once had a dorky OTTB who allowed himself to be contained by nothing. Years ago, we lived on a farm with a very long paved driveway. It was 1 lane wide, lined on with lovely chestnut trees on a grassy strip, which gently spilled into massive open fields on both sides. The fields were maybe 10 acres deep, and over a mile long in either direction. SPOILER ALERT: NO FENCES separated the massive fields from the driveway or the road people roared up at 40mph sometimes.
One fine spring morning, dorky OTTB pulled away from the girl who did the morning chores & started up the drive at a brisk canter towards the road. My now ex husband, who was leaving for work, somehow managed to maneuver past the horse in a Porsche Carrera without spooking him, gunned it a few hundred feet ahead, & turned the car to block the paved portion of the driveway. (Again, blocking a 12’ wide strip in the middle of 3 MILES of open egress) The next 10 seconds lasted an eternity helplessly looking on as dorky OTTB, who had surely never hauled a$$ this fast on the track, closed the last few yards between him & the $100k bone of marital contention. Uh, I mean exquisite piece of German engineering:
“Oh my God, if he tries to jump that $=_#*% car & dents it, I am never going to hear the end of this.”
“What the $@^^ is [ex husband] thinking? That’s never going to work! The horse will just go right around him!!”
[Cue Samuel L Jackson voice] "But the horse didn’t just go right around him… " Dorky OTTB slid to a halt a few feet from the driver side door. Then, either in awe of the $100k machine from Stuttgart or somehow just plain missing that he could simply step 6’ to either side & access several hundred acres of open field with – remember – NO FENCES to stop him, he apparently accepted the car as the universe’s signal his run was over & dutifully wheeled around and jogged back to the barn.
I swear, that horse single-handedly drove me to day drinking! The only reason I can come up with for him not going around is that he thought the long, narrow ribbon of pavement was just another race track. And because race tracks are fenced on either side, surely the driveway was, too.