The Maestro has written another book

I actually think he is that delusional to believe his own hype.

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He’s the dog’s dinner. Or as we say out West, all hat and no cattle.

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He’s been sucking up to his bestie, SW at DH, and left this absolute nugget of gold in the comments. The second paragraph is simply perfect, I cannot even. Irony, thy name is Peronace. :rofl:

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That’s some true r/selfawarewolves material right there.

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Because he won’t take lessons and can’t be taught.

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And it looks like six people liked this! Yikes.

I’m going to hazard a guess that the “likers” have no idea who this guy is, have never seen him ride, and have never heard him “preach” to the great unwashed COTH masses.

:smile::roll_eyes:

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And of course the rider he’s criticizing on DH’s page is Charlotte Dujardin.

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That comment he wrote is contradictory. You can spot mistakes at GP even if you don’t ride GP, but without being GP and being a lower level rider, the observations are just fantasy. All verbal, meaningless fluff.

I think the likes on the comment are because the people SW allows on DH are utterly clueless as they do not know about DH in the first place, so they are not illuminated by glorious history of the Maestro.

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The PETA people of dressage. :rofl:

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Ok. I will bite. :upside_down_face:

In one of his videos…I think the most hated on DH…he says that “you have to lower your hands to bring the head down.” :thinking:

Also, it has been noted by others that he seesaws on the bit…so if one buries their hands where they are not visible when seesawing, then one cannot be called out for this…riiiiiIGHT? :shushing_face:

How that appears to others is better left to the imagination. 🫣

But problem solved :face_with_hand_over_mouth:. We have a perfect headset. :dizzy_face:‍:dizzy:. Face plant.

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It gave me a headache trying to figure out the logic of his latest spewing of bombast.

It seems he hasn’t ridden or handled a horse in several years, let alone conducted one of his masterful clinics. He’s so out of the loop that his attempts at remaining relevant are (almost) sad. Yet he feels justified in pontificating about “riding education” vs. “riding abilities.” :crazy_face:

And has anyone ever explained why he and his Crotch PawsTM are constantly ragging on Charlotte? I mean, why her?

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She doesn’t ride with reins of silk? He doesn’t like her “contact.”

And she is “rich” and rides “schoolmasters” that are already trained and are not “none-warmbloods.”

And…ummm…she is a woman, a Brit and not an American rider. Everything he is not, including successful.

…just for starters…

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He doesn’t even understand the concept of contact. Infuriating.

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This is the guy who suggested Iron Spring Farm was bulking up their WBs, that had got too light from breeding in TBs, by crossing them with Friesians.
🤦

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But then criticizes Holzer when her young/I experienced horse had issues.

Soooo… Which should people do, only ride schoolmasters, or young horses, … but then how do young horses become schoolmasters/where do schoolmasters come from?

Ignoring that schoolmaster =/= pokey lesson plug

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Someone brought up COTH and he got mad.

Can anyone else who read the fanciful book of his remember what motive of ours he supposedly revealed?

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He wrote a book. Therefore, he has now proven everyone wrong. What? No, what he did do was put a whole lot of bullshit between two covers. Welcome to Fantasy Island!

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So am I to conclude that I am a lonely, jealous, demented internet troll? In a bathrobe?

BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Extremely jealous.

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I wonder, who are the many other horses he trained to what would be considered FEI?

If one wanted to reply to any of Nick’s posts, you need to start a separate post and NOT post under his. He will eventually delete his comments and all the other posts underneath will disappear.

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