Don’t forget to take some time to enjoy dinner in Your Parents’ Basement, which offers free wi-fi.
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Ah yes, the ever popular themed restaurant at MaestroWorld! 
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Let’s not forget the main course for dinner…the fabulous Minute Rice Risotto!
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They’re all in lovely frames though.
Where seconds are free, but you’d rather dumpster dive than eat a second plate.
Mowtopia (mount your mower and ride amazing 10 and 20 meter rings around a grassy arena)
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Accompanied by prime steaks from Beefman!
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Don’t forget MaestroWorld’s slogan: “Where childish fantasies come true”
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I’m thinking that it’s “Where childish fantasies STAY childish fantasies!”
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Not in his mind, they don’t!
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What about the prerequisite costumed characters roaming the streets of MaestroWorld? Let’s see, there’d be:
Charlotte and her Seven Grooms
The Wicked Dressage Judge
Goofy (self explanatory)
Mickey Mouse Trainer
Sleeping COTHer (dressed in bathrobe)
Peter, Pan My Dressage Test
Raider of the Amazon Book Reviews
Pinocchio (complete with long nose due to his prevaricating)
Feel free to add more. MaestroWorld is always hiring!
(Can you tell I spent my formative years working at Disneyland? )
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Don’t forget the perennial favorites, “The Lyin’ King” and “The Hump-back of No(tre) Shame”
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you are too funny!
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Nick’s name actually fits the opener of “The Mouseketeers” song.
M-A-E, S-T-R, O-N-I-C-K
Maestro Nick, Maestro Nick
Forever let us hold our reins of silk
Take it away, COTH!
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The Towne Crier: "Hear ye, Hear ye! Step away from Robert Dover’s horse prior to FEI competition. You are not allowed to be in the FEI stable area. Hear ye, Hear ye!
Glenda, the kind Dressage Schooling Show Judge.
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That’s brilliant!!
With each full course meal, guests will receive a complimentary beverage (choice of a Maria Garcia margarita, a glass of Grievance Whine or a pint of Cryin’ in my Beer), each served in a collectible Chevy’s cup! 
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After-dark fireworks and a concert featuring MaestroWorld’s in-house singing sensations, the Pre-Madonnas!
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Ohh, there is the Horror House of FEI Showgrounds where participants go to innocently pet their favorite FEI show horse only to be tackled and threatened by gun wielding show ground security
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Yes. The people who don’t listen to the Towne Crier in MaestroWorld get this treatment. Excellent. Note that this Horror House of FEI Showgrounds is more impactful for the under 18 crowd than adults.
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Oh, how could I have forgotten about the Pre-Madonnas! (Aren’t they backed up by that wonderful instrumental trio, The Three Editor’s?)
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AND the opening act, Forward.
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