Obviously it had to be collision or his scores would be in the 90’s
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We didn’t have our secret decoder rings.
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This is for you, Nick.
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Wait Wait Wait. Is this REALLY a recent post from NP? Did he actually suggest and Olympic Gold Medalist doesn’t understand the difference between passage and collected trot? He’s gonna mansplain to her the difference between a working trot and collected trot? He’s a failure of a rider and trainer!! He has never posted a video of himself riding collected anything! He posted his fourth level warmup and it looked like a first-level warmup (got the scores to prove it).
Did he really just post that?
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IT WAS ME!!! I didn’t need a fancier bathrobe, mine is monogramed. I don’t have reading glasses but I do have long distance glasses because I spend all day on my computer. I don’t need Door Dash because, well, Mom cooks for me every day. I do the dishes. That’s my job.
BUT, Sir SpooksAlot and I have NOT MADE THE AMERICAN DRESSAGE TEAM! It’s not because he’s spooky. It’s not because I’m not that talented of a rider. It’s not because he’s not that talented of a horse. We are prodigies! IT IS SOMEONE ELSE’S FAULT!!! I cut and paste posts here that show undeniable evidence that judges, trainers, horses, riders, and people who type on COTH are ALL out to get him. I said it is undeniable and he agrees, so that makes it undeniable. Period. He explained that they are probably out to get me, too, because I haven’t been placed on The Team despite our excellent passage and piaffe which is looking more and more like Chevy’s every day! It’s not about hard work and talent at all. It’s because I think I should be on the team and I’m not!!! We’re prodigies!!! Don’t you all know???
Keep posting, COTHers. My cut-and-paste skillz have gotten very good. I’m ready to send more undeniable proof to him. I always title my emails “undeniable proof” so there!!
/s
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Yes, he did, on the day I shared the screen captures. On DH Facebook page.
If anyone has a legit link to DHs ripoff link, I’d appreciate it if you would share it. I’d like to watch the whole thing.
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Yup. He genuinely believes he knows more than CDJ, not to mention believing that she’s a terrible rider. If you ever needed proof of just how delusional and unwell NP is, there you go.
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All Nick has is his mouth and what comes out of it. He will never be able to afford another horse, thankfully. We will never have to see him attempt to ride again.
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As the DH commentary on Charlotte continued, here is NP’s response to someone who agreed that CDJ is worthy of ridicule, mostly because her horse is behind the vertical. (I edited to bold a few phrases because they are so NP).
I appreciate the sentiment and your eye for Charlotte’s awful riding, but I respectfully disagree with your opinion on BTV. Masters like Baucher, Rehbein, Bolt & Nuno Oliveria, all taught flexing the neck. My experience with flexing the neck & riding deep BTV has been nothing but positive. Baucher taught that once you free the horse of stiffness, he becomes light and easy to ride. I agree based off my experience. HOWEVER, flexing and BTV are often confused with Rollker, which does nothing but compress the muscles and causes ligament problems later in life.
Then, someone named Ana responds with, “Nick’s lifetime scores to prove his expertise on the subject,” followed by a screenshot of his lifetime USDF lifetime scores. 
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Chef’s kiss
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I love you Ana! I hope somebody screenshots that exchange and posts it here before it goes poof from Facebook.
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I am clueless on how to do screen shots on my laptop. But it’s all still there as of right now. You just have to click “all comments.”
I will add that Nick’s response to Ana’s posting of his dressage scores was a link to his Facebook page promoting his book. It’s his boilerplate defense to any criticism of his credibility: His tell-all book that reveals the grand conspiracy against him.
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Yeah, he’d have to off a family member for the life insurance or something. Not that I think he ever would, mind you; it’s a pretty wide gulch between “delusional and vindictive” and “homicidal”.
Just using that to illustrate what we know of Nick’s attitude towards work, particularly when he’s expected to take direction without arguing that his way is the right way.
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Alas, some of us have been blocked by the Maestro for failing to pay proper homage to his … Genius… So we don’t get to see these unhinged rants he makes in various comment sections.
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Nor do we see the responses to his words of wisdom
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I think the main problem with The Maestro, and one that’s never going to change, is that he actually BELIEVES what he’s saying.
He believes he should have been on the US Team. He believes that he rides better than CDJ or CH. He believes only reason he didn’t succeed is because his parents were too poor to buy him a schoolmaster. He believes he’s written two best selling books, and that he knows more about American history than anyone else, so he’s going to write those books too. He believes that he’s smarter than everyone, about pretty much everything - he especially knows more than ANY woman.
I think this is why his name still needs to come up in searches - even though he’s not hauled his backside over any poor horse for years - though he says he’s got a bunch of dressage students (similar to when he claimed he was setting up a “back yard breeding program”, and had a barn of “10 movers” he was breeding for the US Team).
Because of the way he thinks, he’s never actually going to go away, so his name shouldn’t go away either.
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