The Maestro has written another book

He definitely has a problem with women.

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Oh.
My.
Actual.
Days.

And he was so proud of it that he filmed himself and posted it? :grimacing:

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Of course the jealous comment :roll_eyes:

I’ve been pronouncing his name wrong :joy: his voice tho :face_vomiting:

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I would love him to actually take someone to court so they can prove to the judge he’s a fraud :joy: the judge would be like whoa buddy.

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He should record a phone call to me. Though it would be quite short.

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Sounds like a crappy kermit the frog impression.

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I do not have the kind of energy or interest in his delusions to make that happen :rofl:

Maestro probably couldn’t find Brazil on a map, so it’s hilarious that he thinks he’s somehow an expert on the politics there.

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Oh, he’d probably just claim it was a worldwide conspiracy among cartographers to confuse and humiliate him.

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BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my

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The maestro will be glad that you understand about the cartography conspiracy.

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While I think the work the call receiver may have put in to ensure her friends and acquaintances didn’t get caught up in Maestro Mc Cray Cray’s web is admirable, it must be noted that it was also completely unnecessary.

The Maestro, as evidenced from this video, does a more than adequate job of warning people about himself all by himself.

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I cannot believe that he is posting that the scores that are being posted here are “fakes”. Seriously, this guy is definitely taking a page from Cheato’s book on “fake news”. The idea that anyone would feel the need to mount a conspiracy against this bozo is completely laughable.

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Actually, he seems to be the only one who pronounces his last name that way. The rest of the Italian world says it properly.

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Is it like the show “Keeping Up Appearances” where Hyacinth pronounces her surname “boo-KAY” instead of Bucket? :laughing:

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IIRC, the call recipient didn’t warn anyone. Nick found a FB thread and misidentified everyone on it, including the call recipient.

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BAHAHAHA

That does ring a bell. If memory serves he called someone in a completely different state. I could imagine there are a few people with the name he didn’t google well and went with the first person who came up with horses
Freakin’ scary dude. Going off about being bullied, but what was he doing with that call?

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Cuckoo for cocoa puffs!

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That’s putting it mildly. I’d call it :bat: :poop: :crazy_face:, or more like effin’ crazy myself.

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