This will test you, that brought to mind
“When the gauc fell”
A clue
Sokath! His eyes uncovered
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Shaka, when the walls fell… 
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That was SUCH a good episode! By the end, I could understand the “telling/explanation” of what happened to their captain.
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This description sounds suspiciously like a rec.equestrian sacred rite of yore called a “bogbash”.
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Hmm, doesn’t look too bad to me. None of them are behind the vertical, so the classical dressage keyboard worriers/still photo analysts should be happy. The one on the left appears to have reins made of silk, or something. The bay horse with socks in the middle is in a lovely uphill balance, and they all have plenty of suspension in their gaits.
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According to DH that could be the Canadian team, as they have all fallen off!
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Nic, on his mower
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Does this work?
Nic on a dressage horse
Golden Gaits Farm her eyes open
Nic on a forum
COTH their eyes open
Nic rides a dressage test
The Judges their eyes open
Nic on his mower
Then the guac fell
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I know, I’m so sorry! Thanks for not judging me when I still scooped off the top with some chips. It was the tequila…
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Now, now, not stupidity, but ignorance.
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Ooh, ooh. When’s the next conspiratorial meeting about NP?
Here’s where I’m confused…if we have such influence over judges, why aren’t we using it to inflate our own scores? I would like a 76% please at my next show.
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I just want good scores. I don’t want to actually have to GO or anything.
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Hell no! And all of that work and expense- just hand me the big ass trophy!
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For “None Warmbloods”. 
But make sure it’s paid for first or it may be repro’d. 
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Have you paid your membership dues to the Bathrobe Bunch of Online Biddies? As long as you’re up to date, simply put in your request, along with the competition date and name/contact info for the judge, and I’m sure the Special Ops division will get right on that. 
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I can do an interpretive dance on piaffe/passage transitions!! I think bourbon will help that dance, but I can’t guarantee I won’t spill any dips off the table. Or even know where the table is! We’ve got you covered, @BigMama1.
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I have a complaint somewhere over in Off Topic (might be in the Vent thread) about people who seem to think any word ending in “s” must have an apostrophe.
Exhibit A.
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I just saw that. Nick, if you’re reading this, the word is ‘crazies.’ 
Also, it’s ‘run,’ not ‘ran.’
Stone cold should probably be hyphenated.
It’s is a contraction meaning ‘it is.’ Its, w/o the apostrophe, denotes possession.
However, I’m glad to know we all have “great intelligence!” Thanks for realizing that!
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I don’t even currently have a horse! And the riding mower belongs to my boyfriend, who I must say cuts a dashing figure as he maneuvers it expertly around the confines of the front and back yards. He bought it new and put all the miles on it himself; no schoolmaster mower for him.
Can I still get high scores?
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